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Random Argument Man

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911 fox said:
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Canada is a beautiful country and is why I have several cousins there.
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Does not compute... Are you saying you have cousins as a direct result of Canada's natural beauty?

Canada seems to be pretty cool, its what America used to be... You know before it changed.
It changed? (Sorry, I couldn't resist). It's a great country. I love how I can use both languages that i've learned since childhood. (French and english).
you can't use both languages in most of Canada people will yell at you and give you the finger if you speak English in Quebec the rest of canada doesn't know how to speak French ( i live in Quebec)
-You can speak English perfectly in Montreal and some towns near the northwest of the province.

-New-Brunswick is the only official bilingual province in the country. (Well, a lot of areas talks both languages, but some do speak only one).

-French communities do exist in Ontario, Manitoba, Alberta, Nova-Scotia and many others.

-I read an article from the Globe and Mail that bilingual schools are becoming more popular. (Although, I tried to find a link and didn't find any. In other words, I can't prove this one).
 

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Errr your like a nicer safer America from what I've hear, and its cold, oh and you have no sense of humour according to my American friends and you all speak French. Is any of that true?
canadian humor is sometimes funny. check youtube for the tv show Corner Gas. It's the most canadian tv show ever
WRONG! The funniest Canadian TV show is infact The Jon Dore Television Show, which is indeed the best show in the world.

I know a little bit about BC, since I lived there for 6 months last year, but nothing of the rest of Canada. From what I've seen of it; the people are great; the weather is awesome; the scenery is tip top; cocaine is a lot cheaper than Australia, hoorah; there is a massive weed culture.

I also like that you have a name - toonies - for two dollar coins, I've tried to introduce that back in Australia but to be honest I don't talk about two dollar coins enough to spread it.

And the accents are hilarious.
 

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Canada crash-landed on Earth in 1643 from an unknown origin somewhere outside of our galaxy. Their Nunavut engines and Ontario navigation systems were damaged beyond immediate repair upon landing, and so the Canadians were forced to adapt to Earthen life.

To make things worse, the port wing of Newfoundland was sheared off before the crash, and the starboard wing of Alaska was quickly stolen by the Russians. The Hudson power reactor was destroyed in a devastating explosion, forcing the Canadians to fill the core with water from the Atlantic.

Things went from bad to worse quickly. The section of Earth they had landed in was too cold for their taste, and many native Canadians died from the cold. Those who adapted did so very well, quickly moving to extract the maple syrup from Canada's fuel cells, which were then sent by the Mounties on beaver and moose-back to the Earthen people in exchange for parts to repair Nunavut and Ontario.
However, at the time Earth's population was very far behind the incredible Canadian technology, and the only parts they could muster were logs, which they used to build shelters on the now frozen hull of Canada.

Soon after, Canada was invaded by Earthens calling themselves the 'English' and 'French'. While the two Earthen factions fought over control of the ship, the French soon took control of the Quebec accommodation center for passengers and crew of Canada, and the English took over the Columbia drone hangar, calling it 'British'.

In 1776, the land below Canada became the United States of America. After a brief political war with the Canadian people, they burned down America's White House. To this day, America denies such an event, declaring that the White House and even Canada didn't exist.

Today Canada enjoys a rich cultural heritage, mostly that of the crew of Canada in the years after the landing. Most of their home world technology is lost forever, but they continue to export their precious maple fuel in exchange for Earthen currency, parts and labor.

Canada now boasts vast pine forests, plenty of dramatic Canadian scenery and - frighteningly - a military force to call their own.

Canada is now ruled by Princess Jade Lassassino, who hails from the royal city of Vancouver. She cannot become queen and lead her people to glory until she is married - hopefully to Prince Fyndir from the Earthen ciy of Dublin.
That was amazing. Me tuque is off ta you b'y!
 

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Random argument man said:
-You can speak English perfectly in Montreal and some towns near the northwest of the province.
dont forget the southshore, sherbrooke to the usa border is pretty english... and montreal, well it depend, east of st-laurent street it's mostly french, west of it is mostly english...


beside that, i dont know much of canada, i dont travel outside quebec much, because i'm terrible in english...

oh, and i've heard that we have the better jet fighter pilots in the world... it's just that we dont have good planes to prove it !
 

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cathou said:
Random argument man said:
-You can speak English perfectly in Montreal and some towns near the northwest of the province.
dont forget the southshore, sherbrooke to the usa border is pretty english... and montreal, well it depend, east of st-laurent street it's mostly french, west of it is mostly english...


beside that, i dont know much of canada, i dont travel outside quebec much, because i'm terrible in english...


oh, and i've heard that we have the better jet fighter pilots in the world... it's just that we dont have good planes to prove it !

You could always come down to New-Brunswick. If you enter by Edmundston, you'll meet french people down here. Moncton is like a 50/50 and there's other towns too.

You could also head some places in northern ontario. I heard there's a few french communities.

The planes is pretty much bad buying from the gouverment. Remember back when Paul Martin was prime minister? He bought 4 old dated submarines and one sunk, killing a man in the process.
 

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I agree with MOST of the stuff you said, the one thing I'd like to add is that there is one other city in Ontario that isn't mind-numbingly boring: Windsor, we are close enough to Detroit so you can just hop on over to the states if you get to bored here. We have a pretty good music scene, (lots of local bands, this one is my favourite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imfjUrbsy-w) and we have the Windsor Spitfires reigning Memorial Cup champions. GO SPITS!
Really? Most people I talk to hate Windsor and want to get out as soon as possible. Can't really blame them, with all the drama in the past few months. Also, I thought we had the highest unemployment rate in the country, right?
I'm getting out of here in a week or two anyways. Gonna be up in London for school.
 

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Hmm... ? Umm.. Canadians eat a lot of donuts, have milk in plastic bags, have ketchup flavored potato chips, are very polite, are bad tippers, really like hockey, say things like "and Bob's your uncle", and might speak French.

Oh and have square flappy heads, buddy. :)
 

TheEvilCheese

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I have no problems with Canada and all the canadians i know are friendly, engaging people.
unfortunately, the same cannot be said for their close relatives.
 

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I blame Canada for everything wrong in the world./southpark reference and sarcasm

I think Canada has some of the nicest people on Earth.
 

neoman10

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SirSchmoopy said:
Being Canadian, I know this isn't a good way to start a thread.
Sir Schmoopy has spoken!

and he's right, and yu kinda are asking to be stoned

that's what I got at least
 

Sightless Wisdom

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neoman10 said:
SirSchmoopy said:
Being Canadian, I know this isn't a good way to start a thread.
Sir Schmoopy has spoken!

and he's right, and yu kinda are asking to be stoned

that's what I got at least
After 7 pages...I think your a little late, it seems to be going just fine. I'm suprised though, I didn't think that many people on the forums would say something about a country without bashing it.
 

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yaik7a said:
Canada is 10 times better then the USA
Really? what's 10 times 0 hahahahaHAHAHA sorry

I'm a proud Canadian but there are lots of things that we need to work on. Our health care is good but it doesn't even come close to the European models. Something needs to be done to soothe Quebec separatism and we all know about the troubles that exist in Aboriginal communities. But last time I checked, we were known as the nicest people on the planet so that should count for something.

more things I'm proud of: multiculturalism, tolerance, geography (any Canadian who hasn't been from coast to coast should go).
being 10 times better then the USA is not that much of an improvement
 

neoman10

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Sightless Wisdom said:
neoman10 said:
SirSchmoopy said:
Being Canadian, I know this isn't a good way to start a thread.
Sir Schmoopy has spoken!

and he's right, and yu kinda are asking to be stoned

that's what I got at least
After 7 pages...I think your a little late, it seems to be going just fine. I'm suprised though, I didn't think that many people on the forums would say something about a country without bashing it.
oh, I did not see the page count

my apoligizes
 

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Sightless Wisdom said:
Captain Pancake said:
I got shouted at by a security guard in Toronto, so therefore New england/New york > Ottowa. I didn't mind Quebec, though. Montreal was stunning.
Err...that was confusing, I think you meant

New england/New york > Ontario

Ottawa is a city in Ontario, as is Toronto.
My bad, that's what i meant to say. The point is i liked the french part better.
 

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Canada, in my limited experience, is almost exactly like the United States. That said, those small differences are enough that I can't quite put my finger on what they are specifically, all I know is it makes the country unsettingly foreign. I also know that quite a few of the funniest people on the planet hail from that frozen wasteland where I'm told they use the mystic power of jokes in place of fire to keep warm in their igloos.
 

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Shapsters said:
You know stereotyping is wrong! I don't know where you get this thought that we suck a math, but that is a pretty damn ignorant thing to say. And its not our fault that the best pot is grown in BC, its hard for my fellow BCers to resist the BC bud.

I fucking love Canada, BC is beautiful, the weather is ok, I love curling, to me there is nothing to not like about Canada!
actually i get it from the fact that people in BC always complain "ontario gets more than we do" and "ontario always gets everything"

the population of BC can fit inside the GTA with some room to spare, the population of BC is 3 million, the population of Ontario is 12 million. so reason would follow that the bigger the population the more stuff it would get in a democracy, since the majourity rules

Aqualung said:
I like how us Canadians could never rule the world. We'd rather sit back and enjoy a cold one.
and don't forget Cuban cigars, cane sugar coke and pepsi and a few other things
 

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cleverlymadeup said:
Shapsters said:
You know stereotyping is wrong! I don't know where you get this thought that we suck a math, but that is a pretty damn ignorant thing to say. And its not our fault that the best pot is grown in BC, its hard for my fellow BCers to resist the BC bud.

I fucking love Canada, BC is beautiful, the weather is ok, I love curling, to me there is nothing to not like about Canada!
actually i get it from the fact that people in BC always complain "ontario gets more than we do" and "ontario always gets everything"

the population of BC can fit inside the GTA with some room to spare, the population of BC is 3 million, the population of Ontario is 12 million. so reason would follow that the bigger the population the more stuff it would get in a democracy, since the majourity rules
Oh... well thats really dumb.