Motherfucking Firefly. I'm rewatching that shit on Netflix, and there's some badass motherfuckery there. Kaylee is an adorable little *****, Inara has some deep fucking issues, you know? Wash is a fucking beast. So fucking beast, he married a war corporal and was all, "dat ass. I require dat ass". And he got dat ass, who was Zoe, the most badass warrior this side of the fuckin' verse. River goes all ass-kickin' every fucking episode, and she''l kill you with her fucking mind. Mess with thatshit? Oh damn, you got Simon the Doctor after you. Holy shit, the Doctor and River? That's some referencing there, fucker. He'll break into your hospital and steal her back, like a badass. Then you have a preacher. "Oh, how boring", you say, like an ignorant fuck. Oh shit! He knows fucking kung-fu, and the Alliance is scared of him! He's got deep shit. And Jayne Cobb? He's so fucking awesome he dropped some money and became a folk hero. Beat that shit, will you? He's got a motherfucking song after him. I don't see you pussies with songs after you.
Then we got motherfuckin' Cap'n Malcolm Reynolds, the sexiest man on the planet. On any planet, fucker. He'll shoot your ass and be beautiful about it, then he'll yell at you in space. you can't even handle it.
But these badass motherfuckers ain't got nothin' on the fucking Serenity. Aww yeah, that ***** doesn't even need guns; she just needs Wash to fly her real slow. Mmmmyeah. She'll fuck your shit without shootin' at you, because ships with guns are for pussies. And the crew of the Serenity ain't no pussies. They'll whoop your ass, western-style. Motherfuckers.
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