Can't resist them urges

[tilmoph]

I always remove the little sticker from the back of bic lighters. It's just a subconscious thing; i slowly peel it off with my index finger, then roll it around with my thumb and index. This has never failed to happen.

 

[beez]

As I was walking up a hill today, I saw something that caught my eye, a beautiful new car, smooth, shiny, I'm pretty sure it gets a regular waxing. My gaze is transfixed on the new beautiful vehicle and all I want to do is scratch it!!

Do any of you have those urges where you really want to ruin something...?

I'd so unleash you on the #DriveClub dude.

 

[TakerFoxx]

Bubble wrap + anybody = flat bubble wrap in seconds. Every time. Guaranteed.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'm always really tempted to smash glass pipes when I cache them, and smash shot glasses after I shoot them. Fortunately for me, I never have given into such urges so far.

 

[wintercoat]

I always remove the little sticker from the back of bic lighters. It's just a subconscious thing; i slowly pee it off with my index finger, then roll it around with my thumb and index. This has never failed to happen.

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

OT: Well, there's bubble wrap, of course. But that's a given.

Loose threads must be pulled, even if it means losing a sleeve.

I always have the urge to stick my finger in a fan while it's on.

Poking bruises, cuts, scrapes, and other minor injuries. I know it's going to hurt, but I just can't help myself.

 

[tilmoph]

i slowly pee it off with my index finger

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

Oh that, um.... that came out wrong. Though, peeing out of my index finger might be kind of fun in some cases. Imagine it could get a bit unsanitary, though.

 

[ShipofFools]

I sometimes pull a single hair out of my beard. It's painful.
Also when my nose hair gets too long I remove it all by hand. It's very painful.

 

[McMullen]

I usually get the urge to punch people in the face just to see what would happen. Like I'm sitting in class and I think 'I wonder what would happen if I just such and such'. I'm not a violent person - I'd just like to know how I'd react.

This is why we need a quicksave feature in real life.

I yank my nosehairs out when they get too long. No, it's not pleasant. No, it doesn't stop me. It's just gotta be done for some reason.

I sometimes pull a single hair out of my beard. It's painful.
Also when my nose hair gets too long I remove it all by hand. It's very painful.

Ninja'd. I know how you feel. Why is it so goddamn hard to not pull those things?!

 

[Bestival]

i slowly pee it off with my index finger

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

Oh that, um.... that came out wrong. Though, peeing out of my index finger might be kind of fun in some cases. Imagine it could get a bit unsanitary, though.

I don't think it'd be that unsanitary... You wash your hands after peeing. But not your willy/foofoo. It would also make fingerguns WAY more threatening.

 

[josemlopes]

I also get the urge to hit people in the face when they're talking to me- Not because they're annoying or anything, just to see what what would happen.

I guess you would just have to keep going

 

[Genericjim101]

To rearrange things for the most efficient usage of space. Especially the dry goods store cupboard at work. Sometimes I'll look in there and think " This makes so little sense did the fucking librarian ghost from Ghostbusters arrange this?".

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

There's an ant detected. It must be squashed.

Death to ants!

YES. THANK YOU.

Finally, someone else that shares my deep seated need to genocide every ant that comes into sight.

And it's Redlin no less.

Made my day.

OT:
Yeah, that. Can't stand the crawly little bastards.

 

[NoeL]

i slowly pee it off with my index finger

That's quite the talent you've got there. >.>

Oh that, um.... that came out wrong. Though, peeing out of my index finger might be kind of fun in some cases. Imagine it could get a bit unsanitary, though.

OT: I don't have destructive urges because I'm not a jerk. :3

 

[Colour Scientist]

Every now and then when I'm driving I really want to drive like you would in GTA

So, trying to run over as many old ladies as possible, yes?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Every now and then when I'm driving I really want to drive like you would in GTA

So, trying to run over as many old ladies as possible, yes?

While driving in San Fransisco this week I've been fighting the urge to drive like I did in Midtown Madness 2 seven years ago.

If only I could plate my car in adamantium and turn off the cops... Commuting time would be cut by 90%!

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

I also belong to the "Doodle all the sheets!" group. There shall be no paper be undoodled in my presence.

And removing the brand-sticker-thingies from plastic bottles.

 

[chinangel]

...I get the urge to kiss people, does that count?

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Blank pieces of paper. In fact, even blank margins is enough. Gotta draw.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Whenever my ass starts itching really badly, I just want to drop my pants down and start scratching like an epileptic ape while making this noise
Also, I crack my joints and pick my nose. Can't help it. Cracking my neck for strangers to hear is especially satisfying. the look of revulsion and horror on their faces is priceless.