Captain America Movie Will Have Musical Numbers

[The Bandit]

Jesus fucking Christ, I don't understand people. I never will.

I can understand if you make a movie/book/game and it's bad and people don't like it. You did your best, and it just wasn't good. It happens. But it is NOT hard to avoid making stupid decisions that guarantee your product will suck. THIS is a horrendously stupid decision. How could you possibly think anyone would see that in a film and think "Yeah, this is pretty cool"?

I'm not even a Captain America fan and this makes me rage.

 

[scotth266]

I cannot agree with this madness at all. There's a limit to how much you can twist something from the source material to adapt it to the screen: and this has gone over it.

 

[johnfistyadams]

This is going to suck. Its hard enough for people to take comic books seriously and now this shit happens.

 

[heyheysg]

Oh we just spent millions of dollars and sacrificed scientists and soldiers to create the Ultimate Super Soldier.

"But there's only one of him!"

"OK let's put him in the support troops as an entertainer"

 

[Insanum]

is it wrong that i can see the logic in the storyline. Imagine public moral if a national symbol was killed by the russians.

 

[kawaiiamethist]

Actually, that does make sense me and sounds like a clever idea to explain the costume.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

[HEADING=1]WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT IN THE FLYING HOLY FUCK
IS GOING ON WITH THIS SHIT[/HEADING]

Everything good that happened in the aughts for superhero movies is lined up to be undone, by shit like this and the Spiderman reboot.

We lived in a special time, people. A time when our myths were taken seriously and made into epic tales of gravitas and import. Now it looks like they are quickly on their way back to the Hollywood ghetto. Fucking sad. I'm drunk. Pardon me if this seems to be an incredibly pompous post.

 

[Window459]

if memory serves me right he started out as just a mascot to help with war effort and then became the badass on the front so it could work but it has to be greatly done and could either be a good part or something that kills the movie,...we can only hope its the former.

 

[pumasuit]

This is sick. Directors of comic book movies should hire dramturgists, people who do all the research necessary for a role, so that they will never have to worry about mashing something good to small bits ever again.

 

[RatRace123]

If they think Cap's costume deserves a really odd justification, how the hell are they going to handle Thor?

Cap should be shoving his shield up nazi ass, not singing and dancing around like he's got a crush on Vanessa Hudgens.

 

[Brad Shepard]

no no no no no no god damnit no!

Maybe in a aquaman movie, pull some finding nemo crap, but not the Capt!

 

[Superhyperactiveman]

...

What the Hell!?!

"Well, Rodgers, the drug we've injected you with has given you strength, speed, and agility beyond any human limitation. You are, at this moment, the world's ultimate killing machine... Now, here's your top hat and dance belt..."

Yes, I know what a dance belt is. Shut up...

I mean, come on... Captain America's always been pretty corny, but... Honestly... I mean, lately Marvel's been doing a lot to make him seem pretty bad-ass... I mean, the Ultimate Avengers movie... the line about France and his mask... Leading an army of superheroes against the govt. (Terrible though the game itself may have been, that was pretty awesome of Cap...) And now this?

 

[Negatempest]

Wait, didn't at least HALf of you guys read the article? Let me quote the article just in case you guys missed it;

""After he's made into this super-soldier, they decide they can't send him into combat and risk him getting killed. He's the only one and they can't make more."""

Do you have any idea how much this line alone is a ******* oxymoron!!?? Captain America HIMSELF was made for the whole purpose of fighting in WWII BECAUSE America was really freakin desperate to win the war. He was America's "Ace" to win the war. Now the moving is going to say, "Captain, you are to uber, even though we are contradicting your very purpose in creating you, your not going to the war after all"

WTF is wrong with this picture!?

That is like we made the stealth bomber, than decided not to use it after all after the 1st one is created. Really!? This has NOTHING to do with disney, this has EVERYTHING to do with ***** writing and directing.

 

[Radelaide]

That isn't gay at all...

 

[DeadlyYellow]

A writer that avoids the source material is dooming the movie.

Also, they make a super soldier and don't use him to fight? Terrible.

 

[TheDoctor455]

They should've just gone with the whole Stasis thing with the red skull, there problem solved. Either way Captain America is always going to be a bit cheesy, "Come on team, lets make this world safe for democracy!" Springs to mind.

Well... except that Captain has been known to turn on the american government when he sees it doing something unjust, and unconstitutional... like say... during the civil war. So... actually, after a while the jingoistic quality to the costume tends to be ironic.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

I...err...wu...What the fuck?!

This sounds aweful! Like really, really aweful, like up there with Troll 2, Batman and Robin and "GARBAGE DAY!"

And seriously, I really don't see the problem here. JUST CHANGE THE FUCKING COSTUME! Your not only creating a problem where there isn't none, your coming up with the most dumb arse solution I have ever heard.

[spoiler/] [img/]http://www.stardestroyer.net/Armour/UltimateCap.jpg[/img]
Ultimate Captain America has pretty much solved the problem for you. [/spoiler]

 

[Doug]

They should've just gone with the whole Stasis thing with the red skull, there problem solved. Either way Captain America is always going to be a bit cheesy, "Come on team, lets make this world safe for democracy!" Springs to mind.

"...By supporting dictators who are friendly to us or whom we control. YEEEHAWW!" no, wait, thats Captian Texas. Nevermind.

Anywho, they could do the music numbers if they made him as hilarously awesome as Dr Horribles Sing-Along blog

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Why still call the movie Captain America then? Instead you should call it "Disney presents this and you will like it because we are Disney and we rule the world"