Captain Israel

[JigaWatt91]

He breaks international law like it was crackers...
He can steal land faster than a gust of wind sweeping over it...
He has the ability to redirect real moral conversation just by labeling his opponent as anti-semitic....
He is... Captain USrael!

lol. But seriously, Fuck all forms of supremacy, including Zionism.

Free Palestine!

 

[Thaluikhain]

Captain Northern Ireland, doesn't really have a ring to it.

He could wear a balaclava and throw petrol bombs at people.

And people could make fun of his ethnicity all they wanted and it wouldn't be racist.

Actually, that last point is a good reason for having such a character, you don't need to be sensitive at all.

 

[gee666]

Prety sure Sabra was a mutant Mosad agent in the X-Men comics



goes to check

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_(comics)

yup

first in the Hulk

 

[gee666]

it doesn't look like Sabraman was circumcised

 

[SadakoMoose]

Yes, Captain Israel!
Bravely...blowing up civilian hospitals!
Killing civilians because they have wrong religion/skin color and then looting their bodies!
Heroically taking land that was never his in the first place!
Designing impractical, overrated, handguns for Counter Strike nerds~!
The only super hero who can cripple an entire country, WHILE pursuing a religious genocide, but CAN'T put out a simple forest fire!
MARVEL as he carries out illegal black operations in other countries without anyone's consent!
Behold as he carries out poorly justified revenge fantasies in the city of Munich!
Captain Israel number 1, only several billions dollars at American taxpayer expense...
...Yeah, the whole idea of an Israeli superhero doesn't work, unless he's an anti Mossad revolutionary.
Otherwise, he's not much of a hero, is he?

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Moon Knight is Jewish, isn't he? So is Iceman (half-Jewish) and Shadowcat (I bet we can thank Joss Whedon for that one). Doc Samson is Jewish as well. Legion, and on-again off-again X-Men villain, is also Jewish, on his mother's side.

Also, Israel DOES have a Super Soldier Serum character named Sabra. She's a Mossaud agent, and usually a supporting character in Hulk stories.