Caption: The awakening

[The Wooster]

I've seen these kinds of topics on a few other sites and they're always a load of fun. So I thought I'd take a shot at it.

The rules of the game are simple. Each week I will post up a new picture and each week people will post a caption relevant to that picture. Each week the funniest caption will be added to the photo and put in a gallery.

This weeks picture.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Xbox: his username is 'SlaughterSkull56' and just kicked your 20-something ass 8 times in a row.

Is this for a motivational?

 

[Lord Krunk]

Gaming + Constipation = Bad Experience

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

"Porn?"

"Why am I holding this obscure controller?"

 

[Copter400]

Marvel presents: The Incredible Squeaker.

"You wouldn't like me when I'm bitching."

 

[Xhumed]

"The new Army Men game was not testing well in it's key demographic"

 

[Birras]

"OMG! HaXX0r! Sniep cant kil too ppl at once!" (Yes, he speaks misspelled)

 

[Ultrajoe]

"Suddenly, after 5 hours straight of Chrono Trigger, Timmy himself saw the future

...

There were no girls..."
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"Despite favorable marketing results, 50 cent: Blood on the Sand fails to impress even fans of Halo 3"
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Upon its release, your grandson fails to understand why you bought him 'Duke Nukem Forever'
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Just why his opponent would squat repeatedly on his head confused Tom, on his first day of Xbox Live, But the moment he got a microphone his basic instincts took over.
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"Achievement unlocked: 50 Achievements unlicked?" he asked "Now this is just getting fucking ridiculous"

 

[Xhumed]

It was some time before little Timmy realised he was trying to play Coronation Street.

 

[Ultrajoe]

It was some time before little Timmy realised he was trying to play Coronation Street.

You have my vote good sir.

and in an attempt to better it.

"With the ability to browse the internet on his console, little James was indeed horrified to find that =Ultra_Joe= Had, in fact, slept with his mother... and was charging him $19.99 to watch it"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"The best part of video games isn't acting like an idiot. It's showing people online that I act like an idiot."

 

[COR 2000]

"But why do they keep coming after me?! What have I ever done to them?!"

*Gets killed in-game*

"WHAAAH!WHAAAH! MOMMY!! THEY'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!! WHAAAH!"

 

[Johnn Johnston]

"Man, if only I were able to jump on people's head in real life. Heywaitaminute!"

 

[Anarchemitis]

This controller is too black.

 

[Dogeman5]

"Why am I playing Big Rigs on a Gamecube"

 

[dalek sec]

"Mom, what's Mario doing to Luigi?"

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Shut up, Tom Nook! I'll pay you when I get the [expletive] 15,000 [expletive][expletive] bells!"

 

[Lord Krunk]

ULTRAJOE.

 

[Ultrajoe]

ULTRAJOE.

...

 

[Lord Krunk]

ULTRAJOE.

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I don't know why I do this. It's still good, you have to admit.

Okay, I'll provide something else.

"If that fairy says 'Hey! Listen!' one more time, I'm going to feed it's wings to it!"