Caption: The awakening

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Childs first experience of a porno spray, found only on Steam.

 

[cheatking]

Bald child of screen: "Do not try and bend the pad. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
Little Johnny: "What truth?"
Bald child: "There is no pad."
Johnny: "There is no pad?"
Bald child: "Then you'll see, that it is not the pad that bends, it is only yourself."

Matrix captions=insta-win.

 

[curlycrouton]

Bald child of screen: "Do not try and bend the pad. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
Little Johnny: "What truth?"
Bald child: "There is no pad."
Johnny: "There is no pad?"
Bald child: "Then you'll see, that it is not the pad that bends, it is only yourself."

Matrix captions=insta-win.

What is, a caption? How do you define a caption? If a caption is words describing a picture then it is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

 

[curlycrouton]

goddam stupid double posting crap.....

What?

 

[Johnn Johnston]

No, he's enjoying the game. He was just born with an upside-down smile.

 

[Jamanticus]

"I didn't know people looked like that on the inside..."

 

[PurpleRain]

"Press A to stimulate female partner? Man, Mass Effect is serious."

 

[Lord Krunk]

"NO! Don't crash on me! It's been 5 hours since I saved!"

 

[Anarchemitis]

I think this week is long over. Next picture, O King of Yetis.

 

[the monopoly guy]

How come when I make a caption game it fails...*sad face*

"Soon after frustration and fatigue began to set in, little Jimmy realized his parents had not baught him a Gamecube for Christmas, but an acutal little purple lunchbox. Then little Jimmy began to wonder how he was playing Legend of Zelda, and why the conrtoller looked like a cinnabon."

 

[Corven]

little timmy didn't understand that he wasn't supposed to go into the pit of fire in portal.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"And so began young Jack T's campaign...all because of a blue shell."

 

[Johnn Johnston]

The small child was so amazed by the game, he did not realise that a master thief had stolen his eyebrows.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

-And that's how a TV sucks your brain out!
-How did he not notice that camera?
-I knew I should've bought an Xbox.
-Little Timmy misunderstood what his PE teacher said when he asked him to 'come play round his house'.
-Why did I buy Crazy Tax1? WHY!?

 

[Neonbob]

After entering a supersecret code, young Billy found out exactly where he came from.

Mario's attempt to continue on with his "Doctor" idea hit a brick wall when the Proctologist version was tested.