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mikev7.0 said:
I'm sorry but when did I say miss Arendt was a fraud? I said that I respecfully and totally disagreed with her. That's not at all the same thing.

I don't want Catherine to get a no-star rating. I would like to see a game that is admittedly "not for everyone" not get a nearly perfect score while other also average games get panned nearly out of existence or not even looked at when there's really nothing technically or objectively wrong with them.

So just consider me an "honest disliker" then who would like to see the personal excitement toned down a bit in favor of a more objective review.
You are implying that Susan's personal hype for the game has clouded her judgement, which is the primary reason why it got a high score (as opposed to the fact that she genuinely thinks it's a good game). That is an accusation of Fraudulence.
 

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GrizzlerBorno said:
mikev7.0 said:
I'm sorry but when did I say miss Arendt was a fraud? I said that I respecfully and totally disagreed with her. That's not at all the same thing.

I don't want Catherine to get a no-star rating. I would like to see a game that is admittedly "not for everyone" not get a nearly perfect score while other also average games get panned nearly out of existence or not even looked at when there's really nothing technically or objectively wrong with them.

So just consider me an "honest disliker" then who would like to see the personal excitement toned down a bit in favor of a more objective review.
You are implying that Susan's personal hype for the game has clouded her judgement, which is the primary reason why it got a high score (as opposed to the fact that she genuinely thinks it's a good game). That is an accusation of Fraudulence.
Where I live fraud is an actual charge for an actual crime. I was trying to imply that no reviewer that was, in my opinion, trying to be honest and objective would give this game a nearly perfect score, and that what she says in the review itself as well as in her posts does not match the score. Take that as you will.
 

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mikev7.0 said:
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mikev7.0 said:
You are not alone. I think the most important part of the review that was missing was the simple sentance "For the love of all that which doth not suck play the Demo first!!"

Then again that probably wouldn't help sell games and when a site does a special video for the unboxing of the deluxe edition? Come on people....
Do you see conspiracies everywhere, or is it just in videogame reviews?
Beg pardon? I never said anything about a conspiracy. Those are your words. I meant to imply that a site that has carried as many articles and given as much press to this game as the Escapist has, is very likely to also give it a glowing review. I'm sure you can do the math as to why. I find this upsetting as Catherine is by no means one of the best games in my opinon or deserving of an almost perfect review. It's average. Then again the Escapist took another average game with disturbing imagery and destroyed it. I'm learning things work different here. Not so much conspiracy as spin. Basically to me if it quacks, has downy stuff, webbed feet, and a bill, it should not be so defensive when someone suggests that it probably recieved it's advanced education in Oregon.

Yet do I see conspiracies everywhere? No. Although to be honest those 4th dynasty pyramids are looking more than a bit suspect. (Yet in a very good way so I'm cool with even them.)
Sorry mate, I'm British; I have no idea what "probably recieved it's advanced education in Oregon" means.

Anyway, am I right in thinking that the thrust of your argument is that because you didn't like Catherine, it shouldn't have received the score it did, and the fact that it did receive that score, means that we're either on the take, or bad at our jobs?
 

Susan Arendt

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Xan Krieger said:
So is the game fun for people who have no desire for sex? It just seemed so creepy, especially that title screen where he's wrapped with barbed wire. Also a monster that shoots things out of it's vagina? WTF? I haven't seen things this trippy since I badly OD'd on painkillers.
The sex is all implied - you don't see anything more hot and heavy than kissing on screen. The story is about relationships, and the various pitfalls - and rewards - they contain. And of course, the actual gameplay has nothing to do with sex at all. (Erm...ok, that one boss is a sex monster, but you get my drift.)

Logan Westbrook said:
mikev7.0 said:
Logan Westbrook said:
mikev7.0 said:
You are not alone. I think the most important part of the review that was missing was the simple sentance "For the love of all that which doth not suck play the Demo first!!"

Then again that probably wouldn't help sell games and when a site does a special video for the unboxing of the deluxe edition? Come on people....
Do you see conspiracies everywhere, or is it just in videogame reviews?
Beg pardon? I never said anything about a conspiracy. Those are your words. I meant to imply that a site that has carried as many articles and given as much press to this game as the Escapist has, is very likely to also give it a glowing review. I'm sure you can do the math as to why. I find this upsetting as Catherine is by no means one of the best games in my opinon or deserving of an almost perfect review. It's average. Then again the Escapist took another average game with disturbing imagery and destroyed it.
How do you know the game is average if you haven't played it?

In any event, has it not crossed your mind that the reason we kept running so much Catherine material was that our audience was extremely interested in the game? If we run a post about Catherine, and it gets a lot of traffic, yes, of course we're going to run more information about Catherine, because clearly it's something our audience wants to know about.
 

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mikev7.0 said:
I meant to imply that a site that has carried as many articles and given as much press to this game as the Escapist has, is very likely to also give it a glowing review. I'm sure you can do the math as to why. I find this upsetting as Catherine is by no means one of the best games in my opinon or deserving of an almost perfect review. It's average. Then again the Escapist took another average game with disturbing imagery and destroyed it. I'm learning things work different here. Not so much conspiracy as spin. Basically to me if it quacks, has downy stuff, webbed feet, and a bill, it should not be so defensive when someone suggests that it probably recieved it's advanced education in Oregon.
If you took a moment to stop impugning our integrity and stepped away from this specific review you disagree with. You'd find that your implications simply don't hold water. For example, if that was correct then Duke Nukem Forever (which we ran 14 trailers for as opposed to the 6 we ran for Catherine) should have received a "glowing review" instead of a 2 out of 5. That game also had far more actual sexual content than Catherine, which you seem to support as the only reason anyone gives a damn about it. Likewise on the flip side, games like Terraria or Frozen Synapse (both of which only had a single trailer posted) were games that I personally really enjoyed despite them both coming out of left field hypewise.
 

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Alphakirby said:
AbstractStream said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
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Yeah,Normal is still hard as hell.
I got my deluxe edition today (Fuck Amazon,you're fast!) and I'm currently wearing the "Empty" shirt that came with it. I'm on stage 4 already which means I'm halfway there.
I agree. If normal is like this, can't imagine difficult. You really must be a masochist to play on that difficulty.
I managed to sneak in some gameplay yesterday and the second stage got me for a bit. It took some getting used to. After that, honestly I have no idea what I did, but I kept climbing so that's a good thing. (I'm on stage 4 as well ^^)
Now I'm regretting not getting the deluxe edition. Damn!
 

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AbstractStream said:
Alphakirby said:
AbstractStream said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
snip.
Yeah,Normal is still hard as hell.
I got my deluxe edition today (Fuck Amazon,you're fast!) and I'm currently wearing the "Empty" shirt that came with it. I'm on stage 4 already which means I'm halfway there.
I agree. If normal is like this, can't imagine difficult. You really must be a masochist to play on that difficulty.
I managed to sneak in some gameplay yesterday and the second stage got me for a bit. It took some getting used to. After that, honestly I have no idea what I did, but I kept climbing so that's a good thing. (I'm on stage 4 as well ^^)
Now I'm regretting not getting the deluxe edition. Damn!
The joke is that the description for hard mode is basically saying that it's only for masochists so what you said fits the bill. Two trophies nobody in existence will get are the trophy for getting a gold award on every stage in hard mode and the trophy for getting all the tropies. (Yeah I have the PS3 version,but I like my PS3 damnit!)
 

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I've tucked into the game on normal difficulty. Several hours in and I'm enjoying it, immensely. While the puzzles are simple, in theory, the unique block obstacles and scattered questions lend the game a feel of progress while everything slowly goes to hell, on the storytelling end of things.

Ever since playing the .Hack games on the PS2, I've appreciated a game willing to give you mundane tasks to break up the gameplay(Though, to be honest, it seems rather spare), whether it be by e-mail or texting.
 

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mikev7.0 said:
Catolf said:
mikev7.0 said:
Susan Arendt said:
mikev7.0 said:
Susan Arendt said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
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Susan Arendt said:
Catolf said:
Oh wow, great score and great review to boot? *o*

Catherine is definitely not a game for everyone, and your making me re-think playing easy mode and going for normal, which is both intimidating and crazy to me, but dammit.. I think.. i can do this.. lol
Stick with it! I promise you, you'll get better as you go. I struggled for aaaaages on the second boss, and then went back and did it in one try when capturing footage for this review. I was like "Huh...I can't remember what I found so hard about this."
Okay, I'll play it on normal.. i hope I don't pull my hair out. lol
Oh, well...you will. :) Just grab as many pillows as you can! (They're extra lives.)
Random question: Why didn't John review it? He seemed to always be the one posting Catherine articles and loves the Persona team. Not cracking on you, I'm just wondering why John didn't jump at the chance to review it.
Seniority has its privileges, and I've been looking forward to this game for ages. Also, John is no longer with The Escapist. He's off to China to teach English.
Well at least the admitted bias explains how this game got such a glowing review and a great score, seriously, I appreciate that because before I read that post I was wondering if I had demoed the same game.

I love puzzle games really. I'm still trying to get a copy of Steal Princess and Atlus makes some of my favorite games but I have to respectfully and totally disagree with you about Katherine. Faithful or no, the amount you actually get to play versus the inane soap opera you're forced to sit through makes it difficult not because of the puzzles (those were easy so I really disagree there, too.) but because of the story and the characters that I could care less about if I tried really hard.

I think what turned me off most (other than the easy puzzles.) was that you don't actually get a choice about cheating on Katherine the one character that seemed to have their life sorta' together (except the bit about not having already left a wishy washy non-productive relationship.)

Isn't the Escaptist a place that believes player choice (especially critical choices) is one of the most important things in a game? Then again you already explained the high score so there's that. So maybe that's just Extra Credits.

Yes I've been really hard on Catherine, that's because I know Atlus and they can do a lot better than this. I'm not quite as eagerly awaiting their next attempt. Not while teams are producing games like Child of Eden that cost a lot less money.

It's okay Atlus I still really really like you as a friend.
You honestly believe I gave the game the score I did because I was looking forward to the game? You can't be serious.

I certainly understand your complaint that the story doesn't let you decide to cheat or not - it's necessary for the plot for Vincent to keep banging away at Catherine, and that's what he does, whether you want him to or not. Player choice is not the singlemost important determination in a game's quality, and the lack of it with regard to Vincent's adultery does not doom this game.

There are many reasons why someone might not enjoy this game - the difficulty level, the design of the puzzles, the overall weirdness, and the aspect you brought up. That doesn't change the fact that the story is extremely well presented and the puzzles are quite ingenious.
Yes I do, and yes I can. That isn't for you to say. It is possible for someone who has followed games and their industry as long as I have to say and to believe that.

I said that player choice is one of the most important aspects of a game and just pointed out that from my experience it was lacking.

You're right there really are many reasons why someone might not enjoy this game. Too bad that wasn't in your professional review. "It might not be for everyone" doesn't quite cut it. Not when you give it an almost perfect score which in my mind should be logically reserved for only the best of games. The story being "extremely" well presented is a fact??!! That I will disagree with. Vehemently. It's your opinion and nothing more. That you would state it as fact only vindicates my doubt.

The puzzles are ingenious? The LAZER is ingenious. Fractal Geometry is ingenious. These puzzles are on the level of See Spot Run. That is only my opinion as that's all it can be. Well y'know unless you're you of course. Then it's factual apparently.
How... in the world can you disagree with a story that you have not even heard of yet.../ experienced. You know she isn't the only reviewer to say that right? Do you live in a tiny bubble? *pokes bubble*
Can't you just go back to the whole: "I'm not going to bother to try and understand you anymore.." thing? That works for me.

I have seen the story and (sadly) played part of it first hand. What part of "I've played the demo and followed the game since it's inception" do you not get? It's a typical loser meets succubus story except rather than handle it comedically they are apparently using Days of Our Lives as a filter.

An' leave my bubble alone! It's there to keep out the stupid.
More like keep in the stupid.. hur hur AM I RIGHT? *nudge nudge*
 

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Alphakirby said:
AbstractStream said:
Alphakirby said:
AbstractStream said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
snip.
Yeah,Normal is still hard as hell.
I got my deluxe edition today (Fuck Amazon,you're fast!) and I'm currently wearing the "Empty" shirt that came with it. I'm on stage 4 already which means I'm halfway there.
I agree. If normal is like this, can't imagine difficult. You really must be a masochist to play on that difficulty.
I managed to sneak in some gameplay yesterday and the second stage got me for a bit. It took some getting used to. After that, honestly I have no idea what I did, but I kept climbing so that's a good thing. (I'm on stage 4 as well ^^)
Now I'm regretting not getting the deluxe edition. Damn!
The joke is that the description for hard mode is basically saying that it's only for masochists so what you said fits the bill. Two trophies nobody in existence will get are the trophy for getting a gold award on every stage in hard mode and the trophy for getting all the tropies. (Yeah I have the PS3 version,but I like my PS3 damnit!)
Having played through it all, I could barely do some of the stuff on Easy. But on Hard? I'm going to go over to the corner and cry now.
 

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RedEyesBlackGamer said:
Alphakirby said:
AbstractStream said:
Alphakirby said:
AbstractStream said:
RedEyesBlackGamer said:
snip.
Yeah,Normal is still hard as hell.
I got my deluxe edition today (Fuck Amazon,you're fast!) and I'm currently wearing the "Empty" shirt that came with it. I'm on stage 4 already which means I'm halfway there.
I agree. If normal is like this, can't imagine difficult. You really must be a masochist to play on that difficulty.
I managed to sneak in some gameplay yesterday and the second stage got me for a bit. It took some getting used to. After that, honestly I have no idea what I did, but I kept climbing so that's a good thing. (I'm on stage 4 as well ^^)
Now I'm regretting not getting the deluxe edition. Damn!
The joke is that the description for hard mode is basically saying that it's only for masochists so what you said fits the bill. Two trophies nobody in existence will get are the trophy for getting a gold award on every stage in hard mode and the trophy for getting all the tropies. (Yeah I have the PS3 version,but I like my PS3 damnit!)
Having played through it all, I could barely do some of the stuff on Easy. But on Hard? I'm going to go over to the corner and cry now.
This is true. I've set the difficulty to easy and am replaying the levels at higher difficulties in between nightmares. While I've managed to earn a few gold trophies playing on Normal difficulty, I have yet to so much as finish a level on hard.
 

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Vinny Albrecht said:
Ughhh...this game really, really isn't fun.
If you're having a hard time, then I recommend practicing at the bar in between nightmares. Even if you can't necessarily perform well on higher difficulties just yet, attempting to do so will at least push you to use some of the more effective techniques that you might otherwise overlook. Also, I don't know if you have read the manual or not, but there is an option to grant yourself "very easy" mode in lieu of standard easy. In order to activate it, all you need to do is hold down the select button on the main menu screen.

If you're not having a hard time and simply dislike the gameplay irrespective of difficulty, then that's a shame. In that case, do you care for the story?
 

Vinny Albrecht

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It's not hard, well from what I've played. It just isn't my type of game. I didn't enjoy playing it much, and to me it was just boring.
 

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It does seem unique enough to be fun, but not a game for me I believe. So I'll be passing this one. Thanks for the review, I was a bit on the bench about this game. No more.
 

Vinny Albrecht

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I'm not trying to be harsh an everyone's opinion here, but why would you pay 60$ for a puzzle game? Honestly there's not much to this game at all. You do the same things over and over again, while controller a complete douche bag.