You know what?!?! This is bull-shit!
They're giving me a free game! The fucking nerve of these companies...
But I stopped and looked around and realized that a ton of businesses that are fucking us over. Open your eyes Sheeple!
Best buy gave me a pair of headphones: What am I going to do with these Best Buy? Now I have to buy an iPod to use them! The nerve!
Taco Bell gave me a coupon for a free burrito but get this! They expect me to buy a soft drink in order to use the coupon! Well I for one will never shop at Taco Bell again!
Oprah gave me a free car but you know what? She didn't pay the taxes on it and now I have to pay a couple of grand for it! Fucking *****....
The Escapist gave me a free 360 when I won one of their contests! You know what Escapist, I see what you're doing here...now that I have a 360, you expect me to pay for the electricity to run it! And I'm going to need somewhere to put it so now I have to buy/rent a place to live! Oh...and games aren't free! And a controller!?!?! I didn't realize The Escapist was giving me such a large bill when they gave me the 360!
Anyone else see the whining here and instantly thought of Principal Skinner on the Simpsons and his quote (not exact but you'll get the point):
Edna: We should ask for fine china!
Skinner: Mother's China works just fine.
Edna: I don't just want your mothers stuff!
Skinner: Oh, I suppose our wedding guests will also pay for heated water and soap in order to wash these new dishes?
All well, people can act like Microsoft has just murdered a school bus full of orphans. I for one will happily download my free game and pick up Bastion at half price since everyone raves so much about it...
They're giving me a free game! The fucking nerve of these companies...
But I stopped and looked around and realized that a ton of businesses that are fucking us over. Open your eyes Sheeple!
Best buy gave me a pair of headphones: What am I going to do with these Best Buy? Now I have to buy an iPod to use them! The nerve!
Taco Bell gave me a coupon for a free burrito but get this! They expect me to buy a soft drink in order to use the coupon! Well I for one will never shop at Taco Bell again!
Oprah gave me a free car but you know what? She didn't pay the taxes on it and now I have to pay a couple of grand for it! Fucking *****....
The Escapist gave me a free 360 when I won one of their contests! You know what Escapist, I see what you're doing here...now that I have a 360, you expect me to pay for the electricity to run it! And I'm going to need somewhere to put it so now I have to buy/rent a place to live! Oh...and games aren't free! And a controller!?!?! I didn't realize The Escapist was giving me such a large bill when they gave me the 360!
Anyone else see the whining here and instantly thought of Principal Skinner on the Simpsons and his quote (not exact but you'll get the point):
Edna: We should ask for fine china!
Skinner: Mother's China works just fine.
Edna: I don't just want your mothers stuff!
Skinner: Oh, I suppose our wedding guests will also pay for heated water and soap in order to wash these new dishes?
All well, people can act like Microsoft has just murdered a school bus full of orphans. I for one will happily download my free game and pick up Bastion at half price since everyone raves so much about it...