Changing lightbulbs, gamer style

[Twilight_guy]

How many Links does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time because he has to collect 8 magic McGuffins first and then kill an evil king.

How many Gordon Freemans does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not entirely clear as he feels the need to hit the lightbulb with a crowbar and smash it every time he sees one.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Zork players:
Two; one to change the bulb while the other one acts as grue-bait.

Battlefield players:
Five; one to change the bulb and four to insult Call of Duty players' ability to change the bulb.

FIFA players:
Twelve; eleven to change the bulb and one to manage the group.

Sims players:
Only one, but it takes him forever to work out why he can't get to the socket to change the bulb.

Left 4 Dead players:
Two; one to change the bulb, one to cover him while he does it. The other two run on ahead and get everyone killed by triggering the Tank.

 

[Evil Smurf]

How many Links does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time because he has to collect 8 magic McGuffins first and then kill an evil king.

How many Gordon Freemans does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not entirely clear as he feels the need to hit the lightbulb with a crowbar and smash it every time he sees one.

and don't forget it would take Link hundreds of jar smashes

 

[skywolfblue]

How many Starcraft 2 players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Just one, and he'll be super speedy about it. But everyone else will complain that he "cheesed".

How many Bioshock players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- They're all too busy arguing over the existential philosophy of whether government or individuals should install lightbulbs.

 

[Lilani]

he is a theoretical physicist. there is a reason why it all went downhill when it was his turn to simply push a cart into a laser...

One can just imagine what was going through his head at the time. "A cart, a cart...what do I do?! Dammit, I didn't train for this! What does this have to do with the string theory?!?!??!"

 

[jdogtwodolla]

How many Techno indie music game players does it take to change a light bulb?
- Obviously you've never played one of these games.

 

[ksn0va]

Dota:
None - that light bulb is never getting changed because everyone is to busy farming.