PurpleRain post=18.72883.776046 said:
Ultrajoe was going to make a topic like this, but never did. So PurpleRain swoops down to loose yet another massive chunck of his dignity.
First thing's first however:
I do NOT want to see anything or hear anything about Rule 34!
I do NOT want you to talk about King Kong's Wang size.
I do not want this to turn into some sex fest of all your childhood heroes.
I do NOT want to know how well Snake does it in the sack nor any Snake jokes for that matter.
I do NOT want this to go over a PG limit.
Thank you. Any stupid remarks that seep into 4-Chan territory will be reported on site. Just a saftey procaution. And Mods, this is for just a little fun. No harm no foul.
Moving on, this is a thread that disscuss not about whatever character's sex life, but more generally what sexuality they are. A sort of 'shattering of children's dreams' kind of thing.
it spawned off a successful little topic to try and work out the sexuality of Yoshi. It can't be male, though it could be A-Sexual or even Female. Perhaps it's a different species of animal where the males can produce eggs?!
I also once made a topic disscussing the fact if Snake was homosexual. I was flamed, stonned and nailed to the cross. I still hear a lot of 'Snake is gay' jokes all around the place, so evidence still stands.
Is Godzilla male or female? I mean the big lug get's a son at one point but at no time do you see the mother or anything?! Perhaps it's evolved from the same speices as Yoshi, though grown larger due to nuclear radiation.
Also, Big Daddies. How do we know that they're all guys in those suits? Some are called Rosies and carry a gun around. Does that mean if you are female and turned into a Big Daddy, you're only allowed a gun instead of a drill?
Godzilla is A-sexual, which means that it is both Male and Female at different parts of the film. In the earlier parts (up until the protagonist, who I can only recall as being "the worm guy" [just saying that made me remember his name, Nick Tatopolous or something, and yes these are brackets inside brackets, and there's a question about that that I have and will ask later] states that Godzilla is A-sexual), Godzilla is Male. After this, it becomes female, in order to lay the eggs and therefore act as the vehicle for the movie's plot. Also, might I jut say that Godzilla had the most annoyingly, bastardly (yes it's a real word) cliff-hanger ending in any movie I have ever seen.
About that question that I said I had (if you weren't too confused by my brackets-in-brackets thing). What is the difference between (/) and [/] and also this {/}. Aside from the obvious (and quite appealing) aesthetic differences, do they perform a different function? I just use them in this order "()" for brackets, "[]" for brackets in brackets and "{}" for brackets in brackets in brackets (and at one stage I had to draw a combination of the first and last because I needed another set of brackets*).
*Ok, not needed, nobody needs that many brackets, but I wanted to. I'm a little eccentric.
Edit: I realized how confusing that comment is, so I'm adding a TL;DR (Too Long; Didn't Read for those who don't know*)
TL;DR
Godzilla is male in first half, female second half, though I will also add that there are *2* Godzillas, if you go back and watch it again (they blow one out of the water (semi-literally) and then they find the other one and they're like "oh shit".
*Just because I associate TL;DR with /b/ (because that is where I first learned what it meant) I take offense to the remark about 4-Chan style comments. There are some very bright individuals on 4-Chan, ok, and there are a lot of forums where artists and intellectuals gather. You probably mean comments in the style of the forum known as /b/, which is all I can say on the matter due to rules #1 and #2.
