I'll make this quick and concise.
Every Character in Call of duty games. : Because, although the gameplay is mindless and enjoyable, i stutter to even call these raving arms of machismo characters, where as the idea of floating testosterone ad's with guns and one liners fits more then something someone actually wrote as a human substitute.
Each and every Pony. : I feel as if though i don't need to explain this, but as an effective and less then aggressive means of stating my opinion, I'm not a 6 year old girl. With the literary and existentially depth of a oyster.
ASHLEY MOTHER CUNTING GRAHAM. : She is probably my top out of this entire list, because she makes it impossible for me to replay the game. She exists solely to piss me off and is the meta-physical incarnate of suffering it's self placed soley on this world to violently smash each of my annoyances or psychotic fucking hatreds with a massive vegan protest board with scribbled on anti gay messages and arguments of led zeppelin being a bad band. Every little aspect of her existence makes me angry as a sentient being. Her voice makes me want to
CASTRATE
FUCKING
ORPHANS
The mere thought of her at this moment has fueled me with enough rage to actually want to punch the disk of the game and hopefully scratch out the pieces of code specifically she was enscribed into.
Angel from Buffy the vampire slayer universe. : Now, this is maybe more in the actually Buffy show then in his own. But i just kinda found him dull and boring, almost silly in his stalker-ish techniques. Plus the "love" between him in Buffy i found had no premise. It just kinda, existed and in a show with character depth stretching into the farthest reaches of every literary crater known. That shit just doesn't fly.
Warren from Buffy: For no reason other then he killed Tara and made my favorite little willow sad...
The mask guy from Majora's Mask. : Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, let me go do things, shut the fuck up, i don't give 10 back story explaining fucks about anything at all you have to say let me go be link and have an awesome adventure. You're not interesting, your capitalist scum with a bad haircut now SHUT THE FUCK UP....
Skull kid from Majora's mask. : I don't even have anything beyond, i was so incredibly bored by this character i decided to hate him. Just, So meh. The mask is more interesting then you and it's a piece of wood for most of the game.
Every character in borderlands. I don't even know -why- there are characters. It's not a narrative driven piece. It's a "There are fucking tri-zillions of guns and tons of shit to shoot" Game. Each character was bland, boring and all together annoying to me because their crappy and "gimicked" voices kept tearing me out of my fun.
As mentioned by alot of you guy's, Dolores umbridge. *****.
Raphael from any soul caliber game. : Just, ugh. Yes, please stab me more with your long and fast sword you french metro.... Always brought on rage.
Kaepora Gaebora: This is a trait for why i hate characters or people in general. But, SHUT UP....just wanna pour a metric ton of tar and bath salts down these character's stupid throats.
Sam and Dean Winchester. However, i love them as characters -most- of the time. Just they do this thing where on and off again they both become whiny cunts as a means to try and write in some genuine emotional conflict. I instantly hate them the moment that arrives.
Yea.
I think i'm good for now.
Every Character in Call of duty games. : Because, although the gameplay is mindless and enjoyable, i stutter to even call these raving arms of machismo characters, where as the idea of floating testosterone ad's with guns and one liners fits more then something someone actually wrote as a human substitute.
Each and every Pony. : I feel as if though i don't need to explain this, but as an effective and less then aggressive means of stating my opinion, I'm not a 6 year old girl. With the literary and existentially depth of a oyster.
ASHLEY MOTHER CUNTING GRAHAM. : She is probably my top out of this entire list, because she makes it impossible for me to replay the game. She exists solely to piss me off and is the meta-physical incarnate of suffering it's self placed soley on this world to violently smash each of my annoyances or psychotic fucking hatreds with a massive vegan protest board with scribbled on anti gay messages and arguments of led zeppelin being a bad band. Every little aspect of her existence makes me angry as a sentient being. Her voice makes me want to
CASTRATE
FUCKING
ORPHANS
The mere thought of her at this moment has fueled me with enough rage to actually want to punch the disk of the game and hopefully scratch out the pieces of code specifically she was enscribed into.
Angel from Buffy the vampire slayer universe. : Now, this is maybe more in the actually Buffy show then in his own. But i just kinda found him dull and boring, almost silly in his stalker-ish techniques. Plus the "love" between him in Buffy i found had no premise. It just kinda, existed and in a show with character depth stretching into the farthest reaches of every literary crater known. That shit just doesn't fly.
Warren from Buffy: For no reason other then he killed Tara and made my favorite little willow sad...
The mask guy from Majora's Mask. : Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, let me go do things, shut the fuck up, i don't give 10 back story explaining fucks about anything at all you have to say let me go be link and have an awesome adventure. You're not interesting, your capitalist scum with a bad haircut now SHUT THE FUCK UP....
Skull kid from Majora's mask. : I don't even have anything beyond, i was so incredibly bored by this character i decided to hate him. Just, So meh. The mask is more interesting then you and it's a piece of wood for most of the game.
Every character in borderlands. I don't even know -why- there are characters. It's not a narrative driven piece. It's a "There are fucking tri-zillions of guns and tons of shit to shoot" Game. Each character was bland, boring and all together annoying to me because their crappy and "gimicked" voices kept tearing me out of my fun.
As mentioned by alot of you guy's, Dolores umbridge. *****.
Raphael from any soul caliber game. : Just, ugh. Yes, please stab me more with your long and fast sword you french metro.... Always brought on rage.
Kaepora Gaebora: This is a trait for why i hate characters or people in general. But, SHUT UP....just wanna pour a metric ton of tar and bath salts down these character's stupid throats.
Sam and Dean Winchester. However, i love them as characters -most- of the time. Just they do this thing where on and off again they both become whiny cunts as a means to try and write in some genuine emotional conflict. I instantly hate them the moment that arrives.
Yea.
I think i'm good for now.