Characters you hate with a passion.

[Lt._nefarious]

Kochanski from red dwarf...

Admittedly I liked her in Red Dwarf XIII but I hated that they used her to replace Rimmer in Season 7 but then again if she wasn't there they wouldn't have made the Rimmer Experience and we wouldn't have gotten the song so... I love Kochanski?

Christ, y'know what I just hate Raiden from MGS 2, okay,,,

 

[Riobux]

Every. Single. Character. In. Jericho.

Seriously, I hated them all with a passionate burning rage and I've yet to witness such poor characterisation of the characters you're playing at all ever. Even the antagonists of games have been more likeable than the entire cast of Clive Barker's Jericho. Seriously, why did he think producing a collection of characters who ***** and moan at each other, punctuating their conversations with homophobic, racist and other language that is just flat out offensive to every single group of individuals, would be a good idea? How the hell are you meant to root for them?

 

[Accel]

After having seen the first two seasons of Weeds, I'd have to say Silas Botwin. He's so goddamn whiny and ungrateful that I wish his mom would just deck him across the face.

 

[Alordo]

Knives from Trigun. He didn't deserve to receive mercy.

SArmy: The fans of Sylar from Heroes. Thanks to them, the writers went so far off the tracks to make the show revolve around Sylar's mommy and daddy issues, they forgot the rest of the cast.

Any villain that doesn't end up dead or defeated. Seriously, I just don't get this trend of bad guys winning. There is way too much of that in real life. When I have entertainment, I want to see the good guys win. The newspaper and news sites are for me to be depressed, angry, etc. about bad guys winning. Fiction is for me to at least believe that the good guys do win.

 

[Vault101]

hmmm...after reading that she does seem to be a little insane...then again I only really raised my eyeborws at the "control" chip line...as in HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING and she said it so casually

You also stated that she behaves like a slut most of the time. What gave you this impression.

Okay. I can see that you've never played Mass Effect 2. I forgive you for wasting both of our times.

acutlaly I don't see the slut thing eather..excpet for how she dresses but still thats a whole other sexism argument

 

[Friendly Lich]

Imoen from bg 1 and 2 Imoen: you think I'm annoying? I'm going to follow you anyway!

Traherne from GW2: Useless Scholar cant fight worth a shit, insists on coming to every mission.

 

[Andrew Drake]

Romeo and Juliet... the whole cast. Cultural dissonance renders me incapable of enjoying that play... well except for the end.

Dresdren Files: Morgan and the Merlin. Honor before Reason personified in the first, and a Politician with no redeeming values in the second.

ALL SEAGULLS!

 

[Vault101]

Romeo and Juliet... the whole cast. Cultural dissonance renders me incapable of enjoying that play... well except for the end.

I feel like shakesperes message in regards to that was "people are fucking retarded somtimes" in fact I dont even feel like its suposed to be a romantic love story

 

[Cowabungaa]

The claptraps in borderlands. It isn't a strong passion but they aren't funny and it's clearly GB trying to come up with a "quirky mascot" but they failed horribly.

One of them would've been funny. Then the second one comes along, okay.

And then a third. And a fourth. And a couple of them together in a town.

 

[00slash00]

Hope, from final fantasy 13. i refused to heal him for the first half of the game, hoping that he would eventually die and stay dead...it didnt work

 

[MrMixelPixel]

Spoiler: This ****

I hated this character so god damn much. She all but ruined Season 3 of Buffy the vampire slayer for me.

She showed up everywhere too. Shows up in Season 3 of Buffy, and almost dies. Too bad it was a coma and SHE DIDN'T. Shows up in Angel and tortures Wesley, barely any punishment for it. AND THEN SHE SHOWS UP IN ANGEL'S COMIC BOOK.


Not mention her stupid sayings like "5 by 5".

Eliza Dushku was a fine actor and all... played a neat Catwoman in the cartoons.

God damn faith >>

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

Romeo and Juliet... the whole cast. Cultural dissonance renders me incapable of enjoying that play... well except for the end.

I feel like shakesperes message in regards to that was "people are fucking retarded somtimes" in fact I dont even feel like its suposed to be a romantic love story

That's because it's NOT supposed to be a love story. Even for the time it was written. Shakespeare was a VERY cynical bastard when it came to romance and even for the time that's reflected in the play. Romeo is pinning for some other lady who wants nothing to do with him at the start of the play, and only goes after Juliet because of her delicious flat chest. Juliet, on the other hand is only interested in him because he's a good kisser. The two spend like an hour with the other and decide they love each other.

I'm not kidding, the whole plot as designed by the author was Teenagers are prone to doing stupid shit. Everything in the play ends up going belly up BECAUSE these two are stupid people that don't think anything through. Heck, until people start dying off, the whole thing is more like a comedy than anything.

 

[Vault101]

That's because it's NOT supposed to be a love story. Even for the time it was written. Shakespeare was a VERY cynical bastard when it came to romance and even for the time that's reflected in the play. Romeo is pinning for some other lady who wants nothing to do with him at the start of the play, and only goes after Juliet because of her delicious flat chest. Juliet, on the other hand is only interested in him because he's a good kisser. The two spend like an hour with the other and decide they love each other.

I'm not kidding, the whole plot as designed by the author was Teenagers are prone to doing stupid shit. Everything in the play ends up going belly up BECAUSE these two are stupid people that don't think anything through. Heck, until people start dying off, the whole thing is more like a comedy than anything.

then where did I hear "greatest love sotry ever told" ?...because I'm sure Ive heard that somwhere in regard to the play

but your right anyway,

 

[DarksideFlame]

Rosh Penin from Star Wars JKIII: Jedi Academy (Spoilers incoming)

The game forces your character befriend him and tries really hard to convince you that he isn't an asshole an attempt that fails so hard saying it falls flat on it's face and then stumbles into a volcano with a nuke strapped to it's back won't do it justice. When you start the game you see that you're on a shuttle on the way to the academy he rushes next to your character rambling like a lunatic

"Can you believe it we're gonna be Jedi, learning ways of the force hurr durr this will be sooo great"

Then your shuttle crashes and you have to spend a whole level saving him with him being no help at all except for one occasion still managing to be a twat while helping you and then continues being in full unhelpful twat mode leaving it to you deal with all the dangerous stuff because you're the one with the lightsaber and if he dies it's game over and he only has about 3 hp so unless you can deal with all the threats you encounter during the level fast then prepare for a lot of retries. After that you and Rosh both get Kyle assigned as your teacher and Rosh starts sucking up to Kyle before Kyle takes you to the training grounds where Rosh is so desperate to show Kyle how much better than you he is by finishing before you do by almost murdering when he sends a lightsaber training droid at you and says "hey, it was just a joke" when he has to explain himself then does an apology. Then later you hear him during a break talking with some other where he just whines about how Kyle doesn't recognize his talents (He doesn't have any talents at all) or how he never gets to do any of the really important stuff when he and Kyle are on missions together probably because he would fuck up.

Later, Luke decides to send everyone on solo missions where he gets real excited because he gets to see some real action at the end of the cutscene he pats Jaden at the shoulder saying in a smug and superior tone "Good luck, call me if you need any help" but he fucks up and is captured after a while you find out that he turned to the dark side and tries to kill you again however he fucks up again cuz you defeat him. Finally, Kyle gets a distress signal from Rosh because his stupid head suddenly realizes that he is on the wrong side, You and Kyle go to rescue him where you get to Rosh first where you discover that he lured you into another trap because the Tavion's apprentice made him send the distress signal so you could spring the trap while trying to save your dumbass "friend" the game then proceeds to give you the choice of either sticking to the light side or killing him and turning to the dark side

End spoilers

 

[Gizmo1990]

Dresdren Files: Morgan and the Merlin. Honor before Reason personified in the first, and a Politician with no redeeming values in the second.

Don't know how far you are in the series but Morgan get's a bit better. As for the Merlin, I am really hoping that he and Eberniza Macoy have a wizard death match. 2 most powerfull wizards on earth fighting to the death. Yes please.

 

[Mikeyfell]

You also stated that she behaves like a slut most of the time. What gave you this impression.

Okay. I can see that you've never played Mass Effect 2. I forgive you for wasting both of our times.

acutlaly I don't see the slut thing eather..excpet for how she dresses but still thats a whole other sexism argument

It's not so much "what" she says, it's the way she talks, and dresses and moves.
Everybody has seen that famous shot of her ass pointed at the camera, most people are quick to blame the cinematography for that shot but Miranda is still the one leaning over with her back arched like that.
And the sex scene...[shudders] All the others (Except Jacob's I guess) have some sort of emotional thing going on (Even if you think the emotional connections in Bioware romances are Contrived, they still didn't even try with Miranda) When it comes to the actual sex scene "It's kinkier if engineers can here us. Let's do it in the Drive Core!" (Sorry that's not an actual quote from the game)

I don't always mind sluttieness but when it's combined with so much bitchiness it gets worse.

 

[Swyftstar]

Suzaku for Code Geass.

Spoiler

Damn patricidal, self-righteous prick. The only reason you are even alive is because Lelouch put a Geas on you because regardless of what you did he still considered you a friend.

On the GoT front, it does my heart good to see all this Caitlin hate. I thought I was the only one who saw her for the self-righteous, troublemaking dummy she was. Funny thing about Joffey though is that he is his father's son.

Spoiler

Not the Kingthlayer but Robert Baratheon. He was basically a brute who screwed whoever he wanted, ate whatever he wanted and basically did whatever the hell he wanted and was a bully about it. Not defending the little turd, but I always thought it an interesting note.

Sasuke Uchiha.

Spoiler

Ok, so your brother does everything humanly and damn near inhumanly possible to save you and keep you from the fate he was worried you might face. Your response when you learn this is to now go right ahead and do exactly what he tried to save you from. You friggin waste of space.

I also hate in general any character that giggles while fighting somebody. I want to rip out their tongues so I don't have to hear them ever again.

 

[WashAran]

Jacob Taylor
So bad, every line of his was freaking bad.
When you recruit Thane:'I dont trust mercenaries' and what the hell are you, a volunteer?
And his loyalty mission: 'This thing is not my father!' realy, so we can leave?
Every time he opened his mouth, I just wanted to slap him.

Then again all the male humen squadmates, with the exeption of Zaeed, rubbed me the wrong way.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Dresdren Files: Morgan and the Merlin. Honor before Reason personified in the first, and a Politician with no redeeming values in the second.

Well... Let's see how the spoiler tags work. Don't click them boxes unless you want to be royally spoiled, yo.

Spoiler

Morgan dies in "Proven Guilty", after finally understanding that while not being able to uphold the White Council's law as optimally as possible, Harry's the best guy the Council has to stand up against the ever-encroaching Red Court. Long story short, Bianca got roasted by Dresden and Ebenezar dropped a Soviet satellite onto Duke Paolo Ortega - Bianca's hubby and Duke of the Red Court.

As to why McCoy did that; it's revealed that he has direct connections with Justin DuMorne and that he essentially was the White Council's one-man Black Ops team. As the Blackstaff, he had authorization to carry out deniable ops of an arcane nature - including busting a Duke of the Red Court if that could alleviate the war effort in any way. This is going to bug Harry, seeing as this "license to kill" approach means that Ebenezar did indeed have and certainly did use his right to carry out black magic for the White Council's sake. He literally is the only wizard in the book who has the legal right to do whatever the fuck he needs or wants.

This also explains how he managed to save Harry's life. He invoked his position as Blackstaff to get the Council to commute Harry's death sentence, as a kid, and turn it into the Doom of Damocles. He also invoked his position to more or less pick up tutoring duties after DuMorne's death.

In the later novels, the bat-vamps are after wizards something severe, forcing said wizards to negotiate with the Sidhe Queens for the right of passage through the Nevernever.

As for the Merlin, well, Arthur Langtry's really just your standard politician. He can't acknowledge that things are going horribly wrong for both the world's population of practitioners or the unsuspecting mortals. Not because he doesn't want to, but because allowing people - especially powerful people with the ability to mess with the forces of Creation - to flip tables in sheer panic is absolutely not a good idea.

Add to that the normies and their armies and thermonuclear capacities and, well... You start to get an idea as to why the Merlin has to pretend like nothing's happening. Denial is keeping everyone safe and sound, tucked away in their personal routines, while the Wardens are out there bleeding and dying to keep the Red Court at bay.

By the time you get to "Ghost Story", the latest novel, things have utterly and completely gone to shit. The stage is now set for what's been referred to as the final apocalyptic trilogy, beginning with "Hell's Bells".

 

[Shaved Apple]

Deidara from Naruto Shippuden. I hate him in the game too. People always spam him. I'm glad Sasuke owned him. Err, made him own himself.