EVERYONE on CSI: Miami. Here are the reasons
Its like watching DragonballZ.)
Speedle: Okay he did bite the bullet, but sadly it was because his sidearm wasn't clean. Not even a fun way to die you guys!
Wolfe: Shot in the eye with a nail gun, suffers only slight temporary eye damage and it all goes away as if it was never there. Not even a scar.(technically the nail was lodged near the upper sinus cavity but the 'infection' he supposedly got, didn't last for long and the keratitis he was supposed to have never physically appeared and vanished after it was mentioned.) He only had a few episodes where he was having vision troubles.
Delko: has been shot in the head and survives (and get this, was shot in the back of the head...not majorly survivable unless shot at a severely downward and or upward angle, which it wasn't...actually it was a random angle, all we know is it ends up in the back of his head.)without too much repercussion save some temporary memory loss and a few screw ups here and there in an episode.
Horatio: Has a taco neck injury of some sort. Seriously I never see his head sitting straight on his shoulders, its always veering off as if to escape the show. He has faked his death and in that same episode REVEALED that he faked his death to people who weren't supposed to know...yeah...
Alexx: The coroner survives a grenade in her morgue along with everyone else in the main cast because, y'know tables can protect from close range grenades.(Srsly nobody was injured)
Calleigh: Survives two burning houses with the only major consequence being her respiratory issues that last only as long as the episodes said burning houses took place in.
Boa Vista: survives an exploding meth lab and has slight hearing damage that they've yet to develop much on but, if her fellows are any indication, she'll be back to normal in no time.
Okay seriously someone has to be doling out the Phoenix Downs for these people. They really bloody have to, to have a cast this immortal. At least in Star Trek the technology made it believable but STILL! This is supposed to be a show that is a facsimile of real life on some level. NOBODY gets shot in the head and only suffers MINOR brain damage that's easily reparable. Least of all those who are being showered with bullets!
Now, don't get me wrong, I think imagination and fantasy pertaining to technology advancement and where we wish we were generally with tech is fun and ultimately useful because without the inspiration of fantasy some things don't come into reality that should. (Remember ye olde Star Trek? You can thank them for cellphones XD)And its stupid to just autokill your main cast all the time because not giving characters a chance to develop, honestly you wouldn't have a story. But part of character building is well...suffering. And yeah I'll say that the Miami cast does its fair share of that, but they're always like right back into work, a few snippets of "Oops that's not the same" here and there, but ultimately they all go back to normal. (If you can consider watching Horatio's head roll around on his shoulders a normal work day activity)
I think now that we've gotten the "We can survive exploding houses, bullets, and nails to the face" thing out of the way, perhaps they should work on psychological suffering not pertaining to workplace injury. (Sorry 'bout the gigantic rant Escapists. A friend of mine loves this series and made me sit down with her and watch a freakin' box set. I facepalmed so many times during said watching that I eroded my forehead and may never get it back.)Alright, end rant. XD
