Cheater cheater pumpkin eater.

[clicketycrack]

Have you ever encountered a game that just cheats? I mean anything ranging from a computer making an illegal move in chess to games that make sure to put their hardest level at the very beginning right after the tutorial.

 

[Souplex]

Tetris DS VS CPU level 5.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Any RTS game. They know exactly where you are, ALL THE TIME.

 

[barryween]

Well, Seth in SF IV (and most CPU opponents in SF IV in general) just spam the crap out of you to the point of retardation.

 

[TaborMallory]

The solitaire that came with my iPod. They're all impossible somehow.

Any RTS game. They know exactly where you are, ALL THE TIME.

This too.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

Gran Turismo 3 or something......... when YOU cheat and constantly crash into the CPU so the AI keeps hitting the walls like Austin Powers, they then re-appear in the middle of the road, and all of a sudden have a 0-100 time of 1 second and a top speed of 300 Km/h.......still won though

 

[DragunovHUN]

NFS Catch Up anyone?

 

[Cama Zots]

Any RTS game. They know exactly where you are, ALL THE TIME.

Not Halo Wars. Well, the AI may know where you are at all times but it is retarded and will attack with the same three types of units every time. And it tries to be fair by letting YOU know where it is at all times and by telling exactly when and where it will attack.
Only challenge was in the multiplayer

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Any RTS game. They know exactly where you are, ALL THE TIME.

Not Halo Wars. Well, the AI may know where you are at all times but it is retarded and will attack with the same three types of units every time. And it tries to be fair by letting YOU know where it is at all times and by telling exactly when and where it will attack.
Only challenge was in the multiplayer

I was refering to the Command and conquer games mostly. Don't own Halo wars.

 

[sheic99]

The solitaire that came with my iPod. They're all impossible somehow.

Any RTS game. They know exactly where you are, ALL THE TIME.

This too.

I've one about 3 of those games of solitaire.

I created a tic-tac-toe game where it had to place a circle when you were going to win. I tried tricking it to make a descision between to places, and the damn thing placed a circle in both.

 

[Compatriot Block]

I'm sure I could think of some better examples, but the most recent is Ninja Gaiden 2.

There's a huge flaming armadillo you have to fight (for reference I played on the hardest difficulty available) who was a ***** to kill in the first place. Once he dies, he all of a sudden explodes into a nuclear blast that instantly kills you unless you hold the block button down.

There is NO warning, no hints or anything. I beat it because on my 5th attempt I actually put my controller down and it pressed the left trigger (block) in.

 

[kemosabi4]

Any RTS game. They know exactly where you are, ALL THE TIME.

Halo Wars. I tried the demo on easy. I demolished them. Then I tried it on average. It was like being stabbed in the eyes with a wooden spoon.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In Burnout: Paradise, many times if you are driving in the right lane, a passing car will occasionally jump into oncoming traffic just to hit you.

Why you suicidal mini-van drivers, why?

 

[BoxCutter]

Any RTS game. They know exactly where you are, ALL THE TIME.

Truth, but I think thats what the RTS games have evolved into. You as a gamer are supposed to outsmart the computer that knows everything.

I am infuriated by it but I continue to play Sins of a Solar Empire

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I've just come off a COD4 server where two guys had modded controllers, firing pistols like they were goddamn P90s with double tap.

Assholes.

 

[DazZ.]

I've just come off a COD4 server where two guys had modded controllers, firing pistols like they were goddamn P90s with double tap.

Assholes.

That happens on PC with people binding fire to their scrollwheel. Still not a huge advantage, and I find it funny whenver it happens. But people get well angry and thats funny aswell, some people take games too seriously.

If anyones played Mortal Kombat on DS its fucking hilarious how much the computer "cheats". First 3 rounds of any arcade are fine, plays like normal A.I, hit the 3rd fight and they mirror you exactly. You do nothing they will do absolutly nothing until you punch then theyll either lowkick you or whatever is counter of what you press.
Its epicly gamebreaking.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I've just come off a COD4 server where two guys had modded controllers, firing pistols like they were goddamn P90s with double tap.

Assholes.

That happens on PC with people binding fire to their scrollwheel. Still not a huge advantage, and I find it funny whenver it happens. But people get well angry and thats funny aswell, some people take games too seriously.

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I know, but it's still very annoying when you down a guy and he last stands you with his hyper mega space pistol...

 

[Kinguendo]

That impossible game on the internet... I got it and was just about to win on my next move but then... the bugger restarted the game!!! D:<

 

[sneakypenguin]

I've just come off a COD4 server where two guys had modded controllers, firing pistols like they were goddamn P90s with double tap.

Assholes.

I've been accused of using a modded controller, but believe it or not I can fire a deagle(or any pistol) and G3 like an assault riffle. You just "hover" the trigger rather than releasing all the way.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I've just come off a COD4 server where two guys had modded controllers, firing pistols like they were goddamn P90s with double tap.

Assholes.

I've been accused of using a modded controller, but believe it or not I can fire a deagle(or any pistol) and G3 like an assault riffle. You just "hover" the trigger rather than releasing all the way.

That's fair enough but you can usually tell by the machinistic rhythm of the shots when someone is cheating.

Unless they're a black metal drummer in thier spare time...