... To answer my question, that is.
So, I was playing Call of Duty 4 about... *checks watch* 2 seconds ago. The map "Overgrown" came up. I was excited, because I normally pwn on that map. Anyway, we started playing, and I had to cross the map. I jumped into the massive ditch that divides the playing field, and walked, knowing I was virtually safe. That was up until the dirt wall started shooting at me. No joke. So I watch the killcam, and find out that it was just some cheater that glitched his way into the geometry of the map so that he was completely invisible. I've never seen anyone stoop to such a level for a freaking video game. The funniest part is that he eventually stopped. Outside the geometry, he freaking sucked. Walked right by me without realizing that I was an enemy (shanked). So, if any cheaters exist on the Escapist, I just wanted to ask you, "Why? Why must you suck so hard?" Or maybe, more straightforwardly, why do you hack your way into success in something that won't get you ahead in life?
EDIT: Just sent one of the kids a message congratulating him. I wonder if he's mature enough to pick up on my sarcasm.