Cheating on UK tests
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I'm sorry, people like this degrade my hard work and effort, and lead to a bunch of scabby media hacks portraying people like me as indolent scavengers and parasites.
And yes, I'm aware that I don't report pirates and drug use- 1. Because pirates don't ask how to crack games and drug users don't ask where the nearest dealer is, and 2. Because said people don't hurt me. I feel they should be entitled to take drugs, and the only way software pirates hurt me is DRM, which is just a bunch of rich fuckers bitching about not being a percent richer.
So yes, he's a bastard, and if you can't see that then I am sincerely worried about you.
And yes, I'm aware that I don't report pirates and drug use- 1. Because pirates don't ask how to crack games and drug users don't ask where the nearest dealer is, and 2. Because said people don't hurt me. I feel they should be entitled to take drugs, and the only way software pirates hurt me is DRM, which is just a bunch of rich fuckers bitching about not being a percent richer.
So yes, he's a bastard, and if you can't see that then I am sincerely worried about you.
sorry if its abit off topic:
If your in a maths exam and don't know the answer just put violence. Afterall Chuck Norris solves problems with violence so why shouldn't you.
dont cheat just revise and do some work or you will get to laterlife and wont be able to do anything except cheat.
If your in a maths exam and don't know the answer just put violence. Afterall Chuck Norris solves problems with violence so why shouldn't you.
dont cheat just revise and do some work or you will get to laterlife and wont be able to do anything except cheat.
You cheat, you get caught. You get caught, you get expelled and disqualified from the exams. That happens and your life is fucked up (actually, in the UK you're probably better off what with our shitty government...). Basically this won't end well. I'm at university now and wouldn't dare cheat, although some guy's phone went off in an A-Level exam last year. He forgot to switch it off when he put it in the box at the start, so it wasn't on him for him to turn off. True story 
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I FROM THE MIGHTY THRONE LOOK DOWN ON YOUR CHEATING WAYS... yeah, like the others.
I don't cheat, never have. GCSE you just get through with whatever mark, as long as you listen half the tim in class and do homework you should be fine. A levels... I'm currently doing them and am feeling the pressure, but cheating is not the way out. You'll probably need the knowledge later on so I'd suggest getting a good revision guide and working for a couple of hours the night before if all else fails.
Edit: Also to the other people replying, go easy. I wouldn't bring up your holy pokers for any old thing, people don't always know what to do and get lost sometimes you can't forevermore condemn them for thinking something.
I don't cheat, never have. GCSE you just get through with whatever mark, as long as you listen half the tim in class and do homework you should be fine. A levels... I'm currently doing them and am feeling the pressure, but cheating is not the way out. You'll probably need the knowledge later on so I'd suggest getting a good revision guide and working for a couple of hours the night before if all else fails.
Edit: Also to the other people replying, go easy. I wouldn't bring up your holy pokers for any old thing, people don't always know what to do and get lost sometimes you can't forevermore condemn them for thinking something.
during my highers (i take it thats the exams your on about) i wrote a ton of stuff up my arms. It took me so long to do and i was so worried about getting caught that everything i had wrote just stuck in my head, so I wasn't really cheating at all. Just tricking my brain.
Then anyone can see the writing through the water (and it might show through the label) especially any invigilators walking past. Don't know why I'm putting thought into this.wordsmith said:Open bottle, drink coke, fill with water. Easy
Well, my sneaky method of increasing my grades has always been paying attention to classes, doing my work, and studying. You'll be amazed how effective this method is, and teachers are actually happy when you do it!
Well if it's coming that implies its not here yet.
Just study as much of the course material as you can before you run out of time.
Just study as much of the course material as you can before you run out of time.
One word, maybe two: Hearing-aid. Modified of course so it picks up local FM radio signals. You then have someone broadcastign information out of a text book a few doors down.