Check Out Sega's Urinal Console In Action
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Sega is finally in the toilet.
Ok, I couldn't resist. But seriously, this is pretty crazy. I know that a lot of Sega's recent games have not fared too well, but to make a toilet console is something a little too over the top for me to take seriously. And here I was hoping that they would start putting out some better games again after seeing the trailer for Sonic:Generations. I am baffled.
Ok, I couldn't resist. But seriously, this is pretty crazy. I know that a lot of Sega's recent games have not fared too well, but to make a toilet console is something a little too over the top for me to take seriously. And here I was hoping that they would start putting out some better games again after seeing the trailer for Sonic:Generations. I am baffled.
I would play a rail shooter on one of those.
"Die, Aliens! Augh! MY URETHRA!"
Wait, if it uses microwaves to track the urine, is it BAKING THEIR PISS? I bet that smells lovely.
"Die, Aliens! Augh! MY URETHRA!"
Wait, if it uses microwaves to track the urine, is it BAKING THEIR PISS? I bet that smells lovely.
Idk, considering Bayonetta and Vanquish were great products of SEGA then I can't really hate on them other than the fact that they have that poor blue hedgehog tied up in their basementbeliever258 said:
I thought the exact same thing!DasDestroyer said:
Well at least it beats melting the ice in those bar piss troughs.
LOL Japan!!
So while their people are dying of radiation poisoning and flooding and such, they've decided to spend their money on toilet-based videogames. There's a point at which a love for gaming and pure stupidity meet. This right here, This is that point. Also, I'd like to point out that each of these toilet based gaming systems are about 250 dollars shy of being 2 grand per toilet.
Stay Classy, Japan!
Stay Classy, Japan!
Wow, I'm giving Shooting stars full credit for seeing this coming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIj2GdkboZk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIj2GdkboZk
Japan,
I didn't want to have to say this any more then you want to hear it.
We've been talking to your parents.. Just hear us out. We're worried about you Japan, They're worried about you. They say that you've changed. That you aren't like you used to be. You used to be about innovating to help grow. To help learn. But now... We're not sure what your helping.
Did you even think this up, it's not like you. Did someone dare you ? Was it Germany ? Did they dare you. Or America. Damn It Japan, you know you can't listen to America. You know what they're like after a few beers. It wasn't them ?
What's changed Japan, you used to be cool, you had your Bushido and samurai, you had the world in the palm of your hand and now ... we all know what you've got your hands on and we hope you wash them.
Is it drugs Japan? Is It. Look you can tell us, were not going to tell, we're worried that's all.
Japan, you know you can trust us. Even after that little fight we had in the 40's, you were angry, we understand. We got over that.
Look Japan, we aren't going to force you to talk but when you need to talk and want to let us all know what's going on we'll be here. We'll be right here.
Japan. Don't do this. We don't want to lose you. Lose your humour, your little fetishes, your silly smile.
You know we are here for you, and we hope that you'll come to us when you need help.
There's always a shrimp on the barbie for you down here Japan.
Please don't make this goodbye. Not like this.
See you round... Japan
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Australia
[small](Disclaimer: poster only represents one part of the Australian public and would like to make it know that he thinks this might actually be a bit of a laugh. And is really worried about Japan. And would like to know if he could come around on Friday night. If that was cool with Mr and Mrs Japan) [/small]
I didn't want to have to say this any more then you want to hear it.
We've been talking to your parents.. Just hear us out. We're worried about you Japan, They're worried about you. They say that you've changed. That you aren't like you used to be. You used to be about innovating to help grow. To help learn. But now... We're not sure what your helping.
Did you even think this up, it's not like you. Did someone dare you ? Was it Germany ? Did they dare you. Or America. Damn It Japan, you know you can't listen to America. You know what they're like after a few beers. It wasn't them ?
What's changed Japan, you used to be cool, you had your Bushido and samurai, you had the world in the palm of your hand and now ... we all know what you've got your hands on and we hope you wash them.
Is it drugs Japan? Is It. Look you can tell us, were not going to tell, we're worried that's all.
Japan, you know you can trust us. Even after that little fight we had in the 40's, you were angry, we understand. We got over that.
Look Japan, we aren't going to force you to talk but when you need to talk and want to let us all know what's going on we'll be here. We'll be right here.
Japan. Don't do this. We don't want to lose you. Lose your humour, your little fetishes, your silly smile.
You know we are here for you, and we hope that you'll come to us when you need help.
There's always a shrimp on the barbie for you down here Japan.
Please don't make this goodbye. Not like this.
See you round... Japan
-
Australia
[small](Disclaimer: poster only represents one part of the Australian public and would like to make it know that he thinks this might actually be a bit of a laugh. And is really worried about Japan. And would like to know if he could come around on Friday night. If that was cool with Mr and Mrs Japan) [/small]