Check your pockets

[Spectral Dragon]

My keys, complete with solar powered flashlight, swiss army knife, small towel looking like a pirate flag, and a wallet. I usually have mp3 and phone somewhere in there too, along with my USB memory.

I do have a lot of stuff. Along with passport and gloves in my jacket, and emergency lockpick in my tie á la Trilby, I'm almost ready for anything!

 

[prophecy2514]

my onesie doesnt have pockets unfortunately

 

[FolkLikePanda]

A tissue, I've got a cold.

 

[Patrick Buck]

Well I've jsut had a shower, and I'm sitting in a towel, so nothing.

 

[Auninteligentname]

Right now I'm just wearing my pyjamas, so nothing in my pockets.
In my normal pants I tend to have keys in my left pocket and cellphone in my right pocket. Because of this, I tend to say (In norwegian; As long as I've got my pants, I've got my cellphone

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Umm.... I'm not wearing pants right now. It's ok. I'm in a bathrobe your mental eyes are safe.

 

[Kragg]

left: nothing
right: tissue

so is noone going to comment on the fact that weird OP has a condom in his pocket for some reason? ...

 

[Mr. F]

Uh, a lighter. I just went outside for a smoke.

 

[Starik20X6]

Pyjama time right now. Normally when I leave the house I'd have my phone, a handkerchief, a pack of gum/tic-tacs, my 3DS, vehicle and house keys and my wallet.

 

[Starik20X6]

so is noone going to comment on the fact that weird OP has a condom in his pocket for some reason? ...

How is that weird? You never know when you'll need one.

 

[thespyisdead]

right now, nothing...

bur usually phone, keys and wallet and maybe a lighter

 

[Kragg]

This thread has revealed that there's quite a few users who use this site while naked >.>

It's partly because they are more likely to post if it is interesting I guess.
Also, people lie !
It's also a good timeframe to be naked, night in US, right before noon in Europe

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Inventory
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Droid X

Switchblade Comb

Smith & Wesson Ear Plugs

Elite Beat Agents

Metroid Prime Hunters

Thirty-Six Dollars and Fifty-Five Cents

A Reusable Toothpick

A Pocket Screwdriver

A 1/4 Inch Scale Model of a Volkswagen Beatle

Bag of Dental Rubber Bands

Two Marbles

Folding Scissors

A Blank Translucent Die

A Regular Die

Watch Chain

Squashed Penny

Rubber Band

Pocket Knife

Fair Coin

Ice Cream Receipt

Four Pine Needles

Red Lint
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[Kragg]

so is noone going to comment on the fact that weird OP has a condom in his pocket for some reason? ...

How is that weird? You never know when you'll need one.

Well for one it's a bad idea to keep it on your body, punctures and heat and all...
Second the chances of getting some while being in your house on the internet is kinda low, might aswell not have it in your pocket then? I doubt you run around the house with condoms in your pocket

captcha: silence is golden

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Front left: Smartphone, crappy bud headphones

Side left: 2 pens, "lucky key chain" (consists of 1 meg of ram, 2 bottle openers, RDA keychain, mini swiss army knife)

Front right: Nothing (usually wallet and chain)

Side right: Work cellphone.

 

[Death Carr]

Normally, I have my wallet in my left, my phone and iPod in my right, and in that weird little pocket just above my right, one or two USBs with my school stuff on it.

Right now, I just have one USB in that weird little pocket.

EDIT:
I also have a disc of copper that was squished and imprinted with a dinosaur.
Dinosaurs are cool.

 

[Starik20X6]

so is noone going to comment on the fact that weird OP has a condom in his pocket for some reason? ...

How is that weird? You never know when you'll need one.

Well for one it's a bad idea to keep it on your body, punctures and heat and all...
Second the chances of getting some while being in your house on the internet is kinda low, might aswell not have it in your pocket then? I doubt you run around the house with condoms in your pocket

captcha: silence is golden

Well, I keep them in my wallet, but still.

Who said OP wasn't out and about? Checking the Escapist on a tablet or their phone? While on the train or bus? Or using a café's Wi-Fi?

 

[SonicWaffle]

What are in your pockets? I've got keys, a cellphone and a condom in case something comes up.

Your turn.

Keys, gum, phone, headphones, wallet, and a debit card receipts for two pints at a nearby pub that I don't remember buying. Hmmm...

 

[Don't taze me bro]

8gig usb flash drive, wallet, Sharpie (permanent texta), red felt tip pen, work keys, house/car keys, sports whistle.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Spoiler: Original Post

Inventory
_______________________________________________________________________________
Droid X

Switchblade Comb

Smith & Wesson Ear Plugs

Elite Beat Agents

Metroid Prime Hunters

Thirty-Six Dollars and Fifty-Five Cents

A Reusable Toothpick

A Pocket Screwdriver

A 1/4 Inch Scale Model of a Volkswagen Beatle

Bag of Dental Rubber Bands

Two Marbles

Folding Scissors

A Blank Translucent Die

A Regular Die

Watch Chain

Squashed Penny

Rubber Band

Pocket Knife

Fair Coin

Ice Cream Receipt

Red Lint
_______________________________________________________________________________

Good god, man! You planning on killing someone?

Not Presently, but with this ensemble I'm prepared for many things.