Check your pockets
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Right now my pockets are empty, but if I were to go downstairs and look in my coat pockets, I'd find a plethora of random shit, that would inspire much hilarious discussion.
The first condom wrapper I had ended up in the bin... along with the other 2 I used that day. HEEEYOO!Boudica said:
As a successful serial killer, I haven't been caught yet. But sure, if you can track me down and arrest me.Boudica said:
Damn, you got magic pockets? So jelly.MammothBlade said:
My dev went with realistic pockets. It's lame.
Well, my pockets are given the task of holding my phone and iPod, and my bag holds the rest.
My bag currently contains:
1x set of keys (with Bottle Opener keyring)
1x pack of chewing gum (half empty)
1x wallet (cards only)
1x crisp packet (empty)
1x packet of tissues
1x Vicks Stick
5x assorted receipts
1x Cineworld Voucher Card (Loose, mostly used)
1x card (Mother's Birthday)
1x present (ditto)
1x biro (Black)
My bag currently contains:
1x set of keys (with Bottle Opener keyring)
1x pack of chewing gum (half empty)
1x wallet (cards only)
1x crisp packet (empty)
1x packet of tissues
1x Vicks Stick
5x assorted receipts
1x Cineworld Voucher Card (Loose, mostly used)
1x card (Mother's Birthday)
1x present (ditto)
1x biro (Black)
I'm more surprised by how many users feel the need to carry condoms with them. Call yourselves geeks? For shame. You're ruining a perfectly good stereotype here!TopazFusion said:
Couldn't you just, y'know...remember? It's a pretty memorable experience - I can remember quite a lot about mine, which I think is impressive considering I was almost too drunk to stand and smoked a joint between the first and second timesBoudica said:
Ugh, I helped my new flatmate (girlfriend of other flatmate) move in the other day, and she's the same. So much pointless, ugly bullshit that she won't throw away because it was a gift. Her ex-boyfriend gave her a keyboard she doesn't even play, but we can't sell it, it has to sit in a cupboard. There was even a hideous faux-fur blanket that she wouldn't get rid of because her sister gave it to her one Christmas and a set of purple satin pimp-sheets for the bed that she'll never use but won't throw away.Boudica said:I'm super sentimental; I refuse to throw anything out if someone gave it to me or something. I'm a sucker
I don't get the whole idea of being sentimental about objects. I mean, I never throw anything away either, but that's because I'm a lazy ****...
Unless you're a clown or a magician, probably not that randomnecromanzer52 said:
That said, I did once wake up with pockets, and the lining of my coat, absolutely stuffed with shards of broken glass. Took me about a week to figure that one out.
Careful. Better get a grip on those habits and emotions before your home looks like this:Boudica said:My boyfriend gave it to me at school camp and we used it together. I kept it for the memories lol. I'm super sentimental; I refuse to throw anything out if someone gave it to me or something. I'm a suckerSonicWaffle said:
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Why not? What if it's a shitty gift, or from a shitty person? If Tony Blair gave you Cher's greatest hits album, would you still keep it?Boudica said:One does not simply throw gifts out.SonicWaffle said:Couldn't you just, y'know...remember? It's a pretty memorable experience - I can remember quite a lot about mine, which I think is impressive considering I was almost too drunk to stand and smoked a joint between the first and second timesBoudica said:
Ugh, I helped my new flatmate (girlfriend of other flatmate) move in the other day, and she's the same. So much pointless, ugly bullshit that she won't throw away because it was a gift. Her ex-boyfriend gave her a keyboard she doesn't even play, but we can't sell it, it has to sit in a cupboard. There was even a hideous faux-fur blanket that she wouldn't get rid of because her sister gave it to her one Christmas and a set of purple satin pimp-sheets for the bed that she'll never use but won't throw away.Boudica said:I'm super sentimental; I refuse to throw anything out if someone gave it to me or something. I'm a sucker
I don't get the whole idea of being sentimental about objects. I mean, I never throw anything away either, but that's because I'm a lazy ****...
Besides, there's always re-gifting, or donating to charity. You don't have to throw things away.