Check your pockets

[frizzlebyte]

When I go out I'll have keys, cellphone, etc.

But right now, I'm in, and all I have in my pockets are a bunch of tissues for my nose.

Ha, that sounds like me. Nothing like terrible allergies to keep Kimberly-Clark in business, huh?

OT, I don't have pockets, at the moment. Otherwise: wallet, keys, celly-telly, and asthma inhaler. And sometimes my Ray-Bans.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Lets see...

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...hey, I found twenty pounds! I think I'll go out for a nice Mickey D's dinner- hey, wait, what was that? ... Hmmm, thought I saw something outside the window. So, I'll be back in a jolly- what the? ... I keep seeing some guy in a black suit, but it must be nothing. Just need to get my keys... hey, why do I hear "Gimme $20" all of a sudden? It's getting louder... wait, why is there booming? Well, need my phone, gotta get up-OHGODWHATIS-

 

[Phasmal]

The trousers I wear when I am staying in don't have pockets.
Now I think about it, not many of my trousers (except jeans) have pockets.
They often have fake-pockets.
Fashion designers seem to think that ladies don't need pockets. All the pockets on my boyfriend's clothes are much bigger.
Maybe I should wear dudeclothes.

 

[Ekit]

Keys, wallet and condoms.

 

[Enrathi]

Wallet, phone, keys, pocket knife, flash drive, business card wallet, some loose change, and nail clippers.

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

Phone, wallet, some lint and bits of paper, and a folding knife.

 

[ubersyanyde]

I'm alarmed at how many people in this thread are naked

OT: Nothing at the moment but when I'm out of the house I usually have my phone, my keys and some change.

 

[Mechanical Cat Fish]

Candy wrappers. A testament to my way of life.

 

[Cpu46]

Phone, Keys, Wallet. Usually an Ipod as well. Sometimes I carry a knife if I am up north or something happens to make me feel unsafe.

 

[SkullKing84]

In my undies... so front pocket has my Junk. My pants though has... loose change, keys, pens, pencils and Dunk n' Donuts receipt.

 

[Pandaman1911]

No pants, ergo no pockets. But if I had pants, ergo pockets, I'd have a wallet, a cell phone, an iPod, and keys... if I wasn't working. If I was working, I'd have a box-cutter, a handheld transceiver, and keys.

 

[Bazaalmon]

I've got my money clip, my keys (both house and car), one of those breath-spray pump things, 56 cents in change, a pen, and a flash drive full of music in case I'm ever in a place with a USB port and no music.

 

[Diddy_Mao]

Left Hip Pocket: Wallet, Keys.

Left Leg Pocket: 3 paint brushes an emory board and a hobby drill.

Right Hip Pocket: Cell Phone, $25.00, a bottle opener and the cap from a bottle of Guinness Black Lager.

Right Leg Pocket: A dime.

Shirt Pocket: RFID Badge tucked away until I go to work.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Front left pocket: Lint.

Front right pocket: cell phone.

Back right pocket: human finger.

Back left pocket: wallet.

 

[the doom cannon]

Gotta love my cargo pants(shorts).
keyring with car key, house key, padlock key, computer lock key, bike lock key, cloth pocket mask, Rawlings leather thingy that comes with their high end gloves, minimag.
Cell phone
ipod touch
wallet
orange spring assist 3" knife with glass breaker
silver spring assist 3" knife with rope cutter and serrated edge

Sometimes I also have a book and/or calculator in one of my pockets

 

[Dags90]

The trousers I wear when I am staying in don't have pockets.
Now I think about it, not many of my trousers (except jeans) have pockets.
They often have fake-pockets.
Fashion designers seem to think that ladies don't need pockets. All the pockets on my boyfriend's clothes are much bigger.
Maybe I should wear dudeclothes.

It's obviously a conspiracy to sell you purses by Marc Jacobs. Plus bulgy pockets are kind of stupid looking.

Right now: Cell phone (duh), Chapstick (I'm addicted), wallet (duh), spare change (annoying), and keys (duh).

 

[GodofDisaster]

Right now all I have in my Pockets is a ten pound note, should probably go put it in my wallet before I lose it.

Also when I go out, the only things I carry are my wallet and Phone.

 

[Vidiot]

keys, wallet, passport, phone, flashlight, knife, lock-pick set, 78 cents, and a fake $100 bill with the troll face on the back.

 

[GenericAmerican]

Umm. . .what if I'm not wearing pants?

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

What are in your pockets? I've got keys, a cellphone and a condom in case something comes up.

Your turn.

Keys, gum, phone, headphones, wallet, and a debit card receipts for two pints at a nearby pub that I don't remember buying. Hmmm...

Maybe you bought drinks for friends? Also I don't get why you quoted me.

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