Child Porn Charges for comedian; edited video makes it appear children were listening to dirty song

floppylobster

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I think the only issue is that he did not reveal his true intentions to the guardians of the children before using images of them in his video. So no one signed off on them appearing in a video of this nature. Because he did it deceitfully I imagine they're going to argue he did it for reasons other than the comedy it was so obviously done for. But while they may have a case in that regard I seriously doubt jail time will be served. Cases of wilful deception more often end in fines. However, paying damages and compensating that many families for the pain and embarrassment they will claim has been caused is likely out of his financial means. So he could end up in jail after all.
 

kandza

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Fine, they are agry, they want to punish him. BUT 20 YEARS? Are they just plain evil? It would ruin his life. And why did they chain him up? Feels like thay are just venting their anger on him. The things they are doing to him are sick.
 

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Preliminary in March, we must honor the parents wishes, but more importantly get "freedom of speech"s ass out of the fire. We must not let this incident be the starting point of a global witch hunt on comedy. It's time to make some calls, and send some emails. There is work to be done.
 

Catchy Slogan

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Hey guys! Why don't we go after Stephen Lynch next! He used explicit language infront of hypothetical children!

 

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sapphireofthesea said:
He should get like 5 years for that but he is no threat to anyone
Your contradiction is fucking staggering.

Some idiot burns down my house, destroying all my world possessions and would have killed anyone who was inside and he gets a suspended sentence. Yet you think the guy who made this video should get 5 years for a joke?

You try spending just 1 year in prison on trumped up charges of Child sexual Abuse, even if you somehow manage to survive without some psychopath castrating you with a shard of broken glass, once you get out you will be unemployable. You will have a criminal record for child abuse and on the sex offenders register, you'll be lucky to live out the rest of your life as a bum on the streets.

All because some fucktard like Tony Tague feels like running a witch hunt against some young punk he doesn't like the look of.
 

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
>mfw I just saw the video. :l

That... was awesome.

But... one thing...

There were Lolis nekkid from the stomach up. (O_O)

How does that fly today? When you can be arrested for taking photos of your child bathing?

EDIT: What I mean is, how does that clip still fly today because it is a somewhat old movie.
I know, Monty Python is awesome. And because they are awesome... and hail from a country with halfway sane law and prosecutors, they don't have to deal with this shit.

I just thought of something! We should make OUR DA's dress up in gowns and funny wigs too! Maybe it will teach them some fucking humility!

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Nalgas D. Lemur said:
Droppa Deuce said:
I'm sure the perp is guilty of something.
I'm sure everybody is guilty of something [http://www.threefeloniesaday.com/Youtoo/tabid/86/Default.aspx]...
I read through that entire thing. I am most bothered by how obscenely broad and vauge our law. are.
 

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I only read the OP post and the post of the guy above me while writting now,to avoid reading a bunch of retarded flame shit

While I agree the accusations are a real long shot, I'm pretty sure he'll not get convicted for anything or atleast not for that main accusation, the rest of the OP's post is bullshit from my point of view. Atleast the cartoon child pornography thing,maybe I read you wrong,and actually for what I know it's actually allowed in USA,to me they whomever makes that should get locked up the same as a real sex offender. This is beyond freedom of speech which is each day seen more and more as an abstract thing.
 

warprincenataku

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What about the guy who set the song, Dirty Little Secret to a bunch of kids playing at the beach? That shit was funny, but way worse than what he did.
 

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Haven't these people got any REAL criminals to deal with? What, did they eradicate all crime in their jurisdiction and now they're finding out how boring their lives are when they're not trying to get someone arrested?

This just...pathetic. It doesn't portray children in a pornographic way, and it doesn't harm children at all, so...how is it worth 20 years? God I hate humanity sometimes, I really do.
 

Ubermetalhed

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Ugh USA...

To be fair not getting permission from the parents to use the children in the video is wrong. But all that had to have happened is he have been told to take down or remove the videos.

Seriously sometimes I think the U.S is completely and utterly insane.
 

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I'm still trying to see what is exactly "illegal" in this instance which hasn't been done at the very least in principle, over a hundred times over on Jay Leno, David Letterman or about a dozen other shows on T.V.

The kids were not victimized in ANY way, they watched a guy play a song on a guitar. This was videotaped. The footage was taken of this video to make a joke video later, yes? No children were actually victimized in ANY way? No touching, foul language, gesturing, nothing? Everyone in that courtroom knows that? And he's being charged with...? What, bad taste?

This could set an EXTREMELY dangerous precedent if he's found guilty of anything. Basically he's being charged with making fun of the notion of being lewd to children in an openly ficticious video. If this is extended logically, a person could be found guilty of a crime for simply making a joke about it or even talking about it and offending just the wrong person or group of people. The simple notion of this even coming to trial denotes some pretty dark times ahead for our civil liberties, such as they are.
 

superline51

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The impact on the children? What impact? He sang an innocent song to the kids, then recorded the "bad" song while singing to an EMPTY ROOM. The kids would have no idea about all this unless the parents or someone showed them the edited video. This is ridiculous
 

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The fact that it made it to a real court is really depressing.

Controversy would be expected, and I would encourage that. Debate is an important skill to practice, but to accuse him or making child porn is just insane. This is such bullshit.
 

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Yeah, not commenting too much on this, lest I get my rage on.

Suffice to say, the fact that he can even be prosecuted for this is fucking ridiculous on every level.
 

yundex

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If this guy were actually a pedo, I wouldn't care what they did to him. It won't be long before we can't even hug our kids in public anymore.
 

Therumancer

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NezumiiroKitsune said:
Therumancer said:
So you're saying without this extreme deterrent people might try to do it again? Since I saw nothing wrong with this initially, I hereby actively support the creation of material alike this for entertainment purposes to be distributed however they may please. I encourage and condone it, and think the world would be a poorer place without it. When someone edits innocent film to create something genuinely disturbing and not just offensive, then some sentence should be employed that is this fittingly severe.

Your example applied outside of context could make for some insane punishments, like putting people on trial for murder when they only animated a murder or maybe committed aggravated assault. Convicting people of stalking for following people on twitter AND facebook. His crime shouldn't be tried on the potential for someone to do something worse.

Okay, I've received 5 posts similar to this one, and most rely on absurdities, but still I'm going to respond to the central point.

What a lot of critics don't get about my arguement is that I do not support the child porn accusation, I do however believe what the guy did was illegal. It's also noteworthy that part of my point is that this comes down to the scale of the crime. People are viewing this as a single incident, one crime, from a legal sense that's not really the case. Simply videotaping a kid without permission and editing the video for personal profit might be a slap on the wrist offense, but when your dealing with a case of doing it to tons of kids and see 20+ counts of the same crime being brought against the guy at once, that's something else entirely. To argue otherwise is to say that the parents of some of those kids don't deserve justice and their kid is less important than the others if he doesn't warrent a specific charge.

In a case where you have a teacher sleeping with a student and getting less than 20 years, understand that in that case the teacher has committed exactly *1* crime through that act. Had there been multiple victims in the same incident, the case would change, and the penelty would go up proportionatly.

Another example would be akin to someone littering, dropping a piece of trash is pretty much a slap on the wrist offense. The ticket you like $200.00 or whatever the state demands and that is a deterrant. However where you drop trash, and how much can also change things. You litter near a state resevoir, or on protected land, and the penelty gets substantially stiffer. If the crime goes from dropping a Mcdonald's wrapper on the sidewalk, to say dropping a truckload of garbage off the side of the road near resevoir the penelty goes up substantially, you might actually do 20 years for something like that depending on where you are... and the knowlege of it s why people don't do it, which is exactly the point.

Now if people ever passed a law that DID make killing someone in fiction the same as killing them in real life, or make littering a death penelty offense, by all means it should be enforced. The people are simply idiots for having passed the law, but that doesn't mean you should simply ignore it for the sake of conveience. If people are that stupid, by all means let them pay the penelty for it. Consider it social darwinism. People killing themselves with their own stupid laws, and of course people who lack the self control to not do something easily avoidable being removed from the gene pool. I mean if someone puts a death penelty on something this idiotic and a guy draws a picture of a stick figure stabbing another and shows it off or whatever, he's kind of a mouth breather who is going to wind up getting what he deserves.


Given the very limited nature of punishments allowed in our system, it's also understandable that "degree of punishment" becomes difficult. We simply don't have middle ground penelties like corperal punishment availible like our founding fathers intended. Their protection against cruel and unusual punishment was far differant than how we interpeted it today, and they practiced things like flogging, and putting people in the stocks. I have very mixed opinions of such things (so don't get me wrong) but being able to say put someone in the stocks for a month to be jeered at might be more appropriate in many cases than say 20 years in prison, but we don't have those kinds of tools availible in a system that simply allows fines, prison, death and nothing else. This gets off into an entirely differant discussion however (and a very touchy one).

At any rate, my basic arguement is that this guy is probably getting a slap on the wrist by the current laws. It's just he's getting slapped on the wrist multiple times, as every child involved in the incident is a seperate crime, and every family deserves their justice. The child porn arguement being stupid, but the issue of him recording this stuff in schools not being. A 1 year penelty is a minimum for a felony, and considering that what he did is in a school, probably in violation of laws about recording in that location without express permission, and simialr things it's definatly a felony convinction.