Choose your firing squad

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Clint Eastwood
Morgan Freeman who has to narrate the entire event as well
Gabe
Tycho
Random 18th century french soldier

 

[Ossian]

I dunno about the other 4, but the 5th would be a nazi with an mg42, 20 bullets a second means I would die fast and hard.

(that is a low ball number rof)

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

They'll just get tired of missing me.

 

[Holyeskimo]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

I had the same idea, but my plan end in darth vader getting pissed with them, and coming finish me, and i would kick im in the nads, jack his saber, and start murdering my way free.

 

[vxicepickxv]

And 3 giant robots with huge-ass lasers.

Lasers that come out of their ass, or just really big lasers?

I see you're confusing huge-ass lasers with huge ass-lasers. Of course, ass-lasers would be an amusing surprise.

I'll never get caught, so I won't have to worry about that one.

 

[El_Glovenator]

Five Judoon. Beause they are undeniably awesome

 

[Count Igor]

Ghandi, "Jesus", Optomus Prime, A Stormtrooper and Valiant (From Teh Gladiators)

Think about it.
Ghandi wouldn't do it.
Jesus either wouldn't or he doesn't exist so he's out.
Prime is too busy fighting Autobots or whatever they are
The Stormtrooper would miss ALL the time
And Valliant would miss and kill all the other 4, the bullet then rebounds, hits him and shears my restraints. (Read the comic)

I've thought this through.

 

[Bernzz]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

Goddamn it, you ninja. That was gonna be my answer.

 

[My name is Fiction]

5 orphans.

Traumatise them good.

*Stroking my beard like a evil mad man*
"That is deliciously EVIL, MUHAHAHAhaha!"

 

[Guffe]

hmmmmm.
Mario
Link
Zelda
Bowser
Samus

I'd die quick and painless!

 

[Latinidiot]

1.Batman
2.Jesus Christ

Find three more figures like that and you can live forever, right?

3: Gandi
4: Christ this is hard
5: Saint Francis of Asis


Okay, 2 internets for the one who finds our secret number four!

 

[slevin8989]

Goku

Thats all I want. To go out by super Kamehameha wave

 

[SpectralAnomaly]

It's been said already, but 5 Stormtroopers.

They couldn't hit the side of a Star Destroyer if they were stood in the cargo hold.

 

[TheTaco007]

5 blind men with no idea how to fire a weapon?

Loopholes FTW

 

[IceStar100]

5 people whio have a deep seeded Hoplophobia or fear of guns.

 

[kouriichi]

Ooh! I like this thread...

1. Invader Zim
2. Barack Obama
3. Murdoc Niccals
4. Dr. Octagonapus
5. Beatrix Russell

T'would be epic...

I cant belive it..... IVE BEEN SNIPED!!
You took 4 of my 5!
Your evil man! Thats some bad mojo you got going!

 

[moose_man]

Ghandi. I get to live.

 

[E-Penguin]

Five corpses?

 

[El Poncho]

5 of my friends.

That way I know someone felt something when I died.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Joke: 5 arm-less people. Good luck firing the gun!

Serious:
Godzilla
Ezio Auditore
The Punisher
The Demoman
Usopp

Each one contributes something unique. Epic death.