Choose your firing squad

[IceStar100]

5 people whio have a deep seeded Hoplophobia or fear of guns.

 

[kouriichi]

Ooh! I like this thread...

1. Invader Zim
2. Barack Obama
3. Murdoc Niccals
4. Dr. Octagonapus
5. Beatrix Russell

T'would be epic...

I cant belive it..... IVE BEEN SNIPED!!
You took 4 of my 5!
Your evil man! Thats some bad mojo you got going!

 

[moose_man]

Ghandi. I get to live.

 

[E-Penguin]

Five corpses?

 

[El Poncho]

5 of my friends.

That way I know someone felt something when I died.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Joke: 5 arm-less people. Good luck firing the gun!

Serious:
Godzilla
Ezio Auditore
The Punisher
The Demoman
Usopp

Each one contributes something unique. Epic death.

 

[Spark Ignition]

1.Batman
5 Angelina Jolie

Batman never uses guns. Oh and you just know Angie would pull some weird curve-bullet shit and kill EVERYONE in the room except you....

 

[Spark Ignition]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

Goddamn it, you ninja. That was gonna be my answer.

Mine too, jerkwad!

 

[John the Gamer]

General Rommel
Alexander the Great
Emperor Charlemange (Charles the Great)
Emperor Napoleon
Dzjengis Khan

These are the best I could come up with... Maybe ceasar, augustus and Hitler(so they can shoot him right after me. he's a dick)

 

[Communist partisan]

Five retarded men whith no arms and they are blind and death they are also stoned on sleeping pills,

Good luck whith killing me assholes...

 

[UltraDeth]

Marcus Fenix
Rubi Malone (WET)
Bruce Willis in a white vest *wink wink*
Duke Nukem
Ricky Gervais

They seem like reasonable people and make it as quick as possible

 

[Blatherscythe]

The Misfits from Fallout New Vegas, the guys in camp golf. They are the worst soldiers in the NCR army so I'd probably just be able to walk out of the execution room after they waste all their ammo. Plus they have to use service rifles and those things just suck. However, since that's only 4 people I guess I'll add one stormtrooper.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

My choice as well, or generic Bond henchmen for the same reason...

 

[sagacious]

5 stormtroopers

LIVE FOREVER!!!

 

[Exocet]

1) Megatron
2) Black mage
3) Galactus
4) an experimental megabot from Supreme Commander(a galactic colossus with do just fine)
5) Bruce Willis

Basically,I want to go out with a bang.One that defies human scale and imagination.Also,Bruce Willis for a nice one liner before they open fire.

 

[LostTimeLady]

5 Vogons.

They're the worst shots in the galaxy, they'd disintergrate the wall behind me before they even managed to get a bullet near me so then I could escape through the hole they've made in the wall.
Easy.

That's if I was not giulty. If I was giulty of a crime:

1. An anesatist
2-5. sharp shooters

So my last request can be to be anesatised then they other 4 can shoot me. I'm all about avoiding the pain.

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

They'll just get tired of missing me.

Seconded

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

The 3 stooges, Groucho and Harpo Marx...'cause they'll balls it up.

 

[Villix]

1: Light Yagami

Though he probably would just use his Death Note. In that case, I'd just suggest how to kill me off in a cool way.

Otherwise: 5 Spartans from HALO, all equipped with a Spartan Laser.
Ready.
Aim.
Fire.