Choose your firing squad

[G-Virus]

Best. Firing. Squad. Ever.

1. A Super Mutant
2. Link
3. Harry Mason
4. Heather Mason
5. A Blooper

Don't ask why. But I gave Harry and Heather one last father-daughter-bonding time together. Aren't I sweet?

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

This ^

This is exactly what I was thinking. I'm talking Empire era stormies too, not the brand new ones that order 66-ed everyone.

 

[emeraldrafael]

A mixing of these two groups:
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[kouriichi]

Ooh! I like this thread...

1. Invader Zim
2. Barack Obama
3. Murdoc Niccals
4. Dr. Octagonapus
5. Beatrix Russell

T'would be epic...

I cant belive it..... IVE BEEN SNIPED!!
You took 4 of my 5!
Your evil man! Thats some bad mojo you got going!

Who was the 1 I missed? The closed-circuit cameras told me these were your top 5 choices???

The cowboy ghoul. Personally, she gives me the creeps.
I think id rather be shot by Mr. House.

 

[SimuLord]

A Polish firing squad. They all stand in a circle with me at the center and fire towards me. Then, when the command to fire comes, I duck.

 

[Holyeskimo]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

I had the same idea, but my plan end in darth vader getting pissed with them, and coming finish me, and i would kick im in the nads, jack his saber, and start murdering my way free.

Nads? Does he have those?

Well if not my plan fails, vaders pissed, but i would die laughing at him and probably get five stormtroopers killed too, so it's a win win

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Care bears. Even if they do try to kill you, who wouldn't want to be killed by a care bear share?

Then again...

1. Master Chief
2. Rico Rodriguez
3. Liam fucking Neeson
4. Naruto Uzumaki (say what?)
5. Obama

If I have to die, I will die a legendary death.

 

[staika]

interesting i got to go with

1. Chuck Norris
2. Jesus Christ
3. Yahtzee
4. Godzilla
5. Navi (for giggles)

 

[TheDarklite]

May as well be 5 of the things in my profile picture... At least they won't miss

 

[rathorn14]

I'd choose 4 high-profile anti-gun lobbyists and Jack Thompson, and die a martyr to the cause of freeing my generation from ignorant and misguided prejudice.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

Goddamn it, you ninja. That was gonna be my answer.

I'll raise you one with these guys

Not only are they going to miss most of the shots, they're trying to kill me with flashlights.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Inspired by last week's episode of Psych

Saw the thread title, and knew immeadiately that this was the case.

I'm going to have to go with Shawn Spencer's idea, and pick all famous comedians.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Five Mall Cops

 

[savageoblivi0n]

hmm...how about five of my a.i. squadmates from any modern FPS..those guys can't hit fuck-all..

if not..then
1. summer glau
2. shirley manson
3. daniel craig
4. a dalek
5. pyramid head

if that group can't kill me fast...nothing can

 

[legion431]

Chuck Norris
Gordon Freeman
Captain Price
James Bond
John Marston

 

[Cazza]

Have a Team Fortess 2 line up

Sniper
Heavy
Soldier
Spy
Engineer

That should do it. The Administrator gives the order.

 

[Cogwheel]

Five X-COM rookies.

Ideally, they'd all shoot eachother and miss me completely.

 

[Krylock]

1. Pedo-bear
2. Doubles guy
3. Leondardo decaprio
4. John wayne
5. Clint eastwood

 

[Chicago Ted]

Five snipers from armies that are at war with each other. None will take a shot at me for fear of exposing themselves to the others!

Therefore I can just slip away, no one will try and stop me!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Five people without limbs.

I walk free.