"have we ever hit anyone with these guns?"Jabberwock xeno said:
They'll just get tired of missing me.
"i hit a bird once"
Choose your firing squad
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My future self, X5. (Just to see what happens)
Blind people, X5. (Already been said, but doesn't mean I wouldn't want it)
Failing that, probably Clare/Teresa/Helen/Deneve/Galatea, because, dammit it'd be fucking awesome.
[sub]...Or Miria/Flora/Miata/Cynthia/Tabitha/Uma/Riful/Hilda... And so on and so forth.
But Not Priscilla. *****.[/sub]
Blind people, X5. (Already been said, but doesn't mean I wouldn't want it)
Failing that, probably Clare/Teresa/Helen/Deneve/Galatea, because, dammit it'd be fucking awesome.
[sub]...Or Miria/Flora/Miata/Cynthia/Tabitha/Uma/Riful/Hilda... And so on and so forth.
But Not Priscilla. *****.[/sub]
the barber shop quartet from cyanide and happiness, i'd die with a smile. oh wait, thats only four... i guess i'll have one of the quartet from family guy tag along, im sure he could pick it up. heres how i would go-
1- you're gonna diiiiiiieeee
2- we're gonna shoot yooooooouuu
3- no hard feeliiiiiiings
4- see you in heeeell
all- FIII-IIIIII-IIRE!!!!!!!!!
i tought of Train Heartnet from Black Cat, but he's probably just shoot me in the shoulder or leg several times before someone convinsed him he had to kill me
1- you're gonna diiiiiiieeee
2- we're gonna shoot yooooooouuu
3- no hard feeliiiiiiings
4- see you in heeeell
all- FIII-IIIIII-IIRE!!!!!!!!!
i tought of Train Heartnet from Black Cat, but he's probably just shoot me in the shoulder or leg several times before someone convinsed him he had to kill me
Villix said:
You only need one spartan.
1.Chuck Norris
2.A random member of Anonymous and/or a /b/tard, or yotsuba or moot.
3.Arbiter
4.The Master Chief
5.Kira
If you want a group to miss,
Four random stormtroopers still in the academy of stupid. And floorboards.
1. Kratos
2. Altair
3. The God Emperor of Mankind
4. The Joker
5. Alex Mercer
When it takes 5 of the most powerful deities (according to... fuck if I know) to put you in the ground, you know you have lived well.
Alternatively, that much awesome concentrated at one person would most likely turn them into yet another deity. Cool.
2. Altair
3. The God Emperor of Mankind
4. The Joker
5. Alex Mercer
When it takes 5 of the most powerful deities (according to... fuck if I know) to put you in the ground, you know you have lived well.
Alternatively, that much awesome concentrated at one person would most likely turn them into yet another deity. Cool.
Justin Bieber
Hear me out here, it might be a pretty pussy way to go but once the press hears about it and its plastered all over the tabloids that Beiber is a trained killer and works on deathrow he'll be fucking destroyed. Or that the very least it will scar him deeply and he will be to damaged to ever talk again, ever.
Hear me out here, it might be a pretty pussy way to go but once the press hears about it and its plastered all over the tabloids that Beiber is a trained killer and works on deathrow he'll be fucking destroyed. Or that the very least it will scar him deeply and he will be to damaged to ever talk again, ever.
Beat me to it!Jabberwock xeno said:
They'll just get tired of missing me.
you'd still have at least a good 10 minutes of life still with these fella's doing the job.
That would be my choice, except Donut instead of Sarge (Sarge may be able to make a shot). They'd just argue long enough for me to escape. Even if they got a lucky shot, maybe I could become a ghost and possess one of them Church style?GrizzlerBorno said:
Sarge wouldn't be shooting me! He'd be using the opportunity to try and shoot Grif..... DUH!the_hoffs_ego said:
And church isn't a ghost? not really. atleast, his body-hopping capability cannot be accredited to supernatural properties. have you not seen reconstruction?
I'm sorry if i sound like a total uber lore-nerd btw! and i realize you're not suppose to take the story that seriously.
1.Jason Statham
2.Danny Dyer
3.Vinny Jones
4.Sean Bean
5.Liam Neeson
If I'm going to die, lets have four amazing English actors and an Irish one do it, eh?
2.Danny Dyer
3.Vinny Jones
4.Sean Bean
5.Liam Neeson
If I'm going to die, lets have four amazing English actors and an Irish one do it, eh?
God.
Rico Rodriguez.
Louis Armstrong.
Drizzt Do'Urden.
James Bond.
I would at least enjoy the argument among them all before they did the deed.
Rico Rodriguez.
Louis Armstrong.
Drizzt Do'Urden.
James Bond.
I would at least enjoy the argument among them all before they did the deed.