Choose your firing squad

[Admiral Stukov]

I pick 5 Stormtroopers, Eventually they'd get tired of missing and just let me go right?

Goddamn it, you ninja. That was gonna be my answer.

I'll raise you one with these guys

Not only are they going to miss most of the shots, they're trying to kill me with flashlights.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Inspired by last week's episode of Psych

Saw the thread title, and knew immeadiately that this was the case.

I'm going to have to go with Shawn Spencer's idea, and pick all famous comedians.

 

[Shock and Awe]

Five Mall Cops

 

[savageoblivi0n]

hmm...how about five of my a.i. squadmates from any modern FPS..those guys can't hit fuck-all..

if not..then
1. summer glau
2. shirley manson
3. daniel craig
4. a dalek
5. pyramid head

if that group can't kill me fast...nothing can

 

[legion431]

Chuck Norris
Gordon Freeman
Captain Price
James Bond
John Marston

 

[Cazza]

Have a Team Fortess 2 line up

Sniper
Heavy
Soldier
Spy
Engineer

That should do it. The Administrator gives the order.

 

[Cogwheel]

Five X-COM rookies.

Ideally, they'd all shoot eachother and miss me completely.

 

[Krylock]

1. Pedo-bear
2. Doubles guy
3. Leondardo decaprio
4. John wayne
5. Clint eastwood

 

[Chicago Ted]

Five snipers from armies that are at war with each other. None will take a shot at me for fear of exposing themselves to the others!

Therefore I can just slip away, no one will try and stop me!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Five people without limbs.

I walk free.

 

[Lerxst]

5 generic bad guys from the Rambo movies. I'd have time to grow old, have grand kids and die of a stroke before they hit anything

 

[Space Spoons]

Five stormtroopers. They always miss, and escaping is as easy as knocking them down once.

 

[Merkavar]

1-3: Three blind mice
4: Helen Keller
5: Stevie Wonder

 

[Choppaduel]

babies.

all 5.

 

[Ebulliant-Hater]

If I want to die:

A Tank
Another Tank
A Bigger tank
B.F.G 9000
A Terminator

If I'd rather not die:

Five Cod fish

 

[Merkavar]

If I'd rather not die:

Five Cod fish

that doesnt make sense to me. Cod fish are the most dangerous type of fish. are you being sarcastic or ironic or something?

 

[Shihan2]

Being the horrible, sadistic person I am, I'd pick my five closest friends and watch them squirm before they pull the trigger. That, and they're the only ones I trust to actually shoot well so I don't wind up getting hit in both knees and nads plus one free target.

 

[Scarecrow]

Hmmm....

1.Tali

With her shotgun...thats all I'll need.

 

[InnerRebellion]

That is how it shall go down, and those guys will be the ones who kill me.