Chuck Norris

[jesse.]

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I just wish people would start to make such jokes about someone else.

Like Russel Crowe!

Or Batman.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun? (must-stay-on-topic)

Why not Arnold Swarzenegger, he kicks much more ass!^^

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

Agree with this tho

 

[DemonicVixen]

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

 

[jesse.]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

 

[Cherry Cola]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun?

Why not Arnold Swarzenegger, he kicks much more ass!^^

I'll start off!

"Arnold never made Junior, kindergarten cop, or jingle all the way.

If you argue with me he will go back in time and fuck up your mother!"

 

[xHipaboo420x]

When Chuck Norris does a press-up he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down!!

In all seriousness though, this has been done to death. It was funny three years ago (and it was funny before that as the Vin Diesel facts) but it just doesn't do it for me anymore.

 

[Koeryn]

So far, every post mentioning this isn't a great idea? That's gotta be a new record or something.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

Go play a game or something then.

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

Chuck Norris isn't even a comedian. He was an actor who for some reason has a bunch of idiotic "facts" made up about him.

 

[orangebandguy]

Chuck Norris is old enough to get arthritis now. He's in no state to kill anyone at the moment.

It's all about Saxton Hale now.

 

[jesse.]

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

No I said that because I don't wanna have to listen to people say Chuck Norris is gay, etc

 

[Cherry Cola]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

Go play a game or something then.

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

Chuck Norris isn't even a comedian. He was an actor who for some reason has a bunch of idiotic "facts" made up about him.

I think it all started with Vin Diesel jokes.

Then it became Chuck Norris.

And of course, there has always been those "Special" alternative/emo-groups that made Stephen Seagal jokes.

 

[Koeryn]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

Go play a game or something then.

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

Chuck Norris isn't even a comedian. He was an actor who for some reason has a bunch of idiotic "facts" made up about him.

I think it all started with Vin Diesel jokes.

Then it became Chuck Norris.

And of course, there has always been those "Special" alternative/emo-groups that made Stephen Seagal jokes.

Isn't Segal a cop or something now?

 

[Cherry Cola]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

Go play a game or something then.

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

Chuck Norris isn't even a comedian. He was an actor who for some reason has a bunch of idiotic "facts" made up about him.

I think it all started with Vin Diesel jokes.

Then it became Chuck Norris.

And of course, there has always been those "Special" alternative/emo-groups that made Stephen Seagal jokes.

Isn't Segal a cop or something now?

I don't know. They say he is, but it sounds so fucking impossible.

He became a cop because he was so good at training cops in martial arts?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Campbell.


Note* Expecting Furburt quote in 3...2....1....

 

[Koeryn]

He's boring now, not even 4chan care anymore. I mean what's he done recently?

And you, OP, slow down with the thread making will ya?

Im bored

Go play a game or something then.

What are you're favorite Chuck Norris jokes/facts?
I don't care If you don't like him, Its still funny.

If you don't like him how can you have a favourite joke?

I don't usually prefer any "comedian" individually. Nor can i name them. I just laugh if i think its funny, and turn off the tv if its bad.

Chuck Norris isn't even a comedian. He was an actor who for some reason has a bunch of idiotic "facts" made up about him.

I think it all started with Vin Diesel jokes.

Then it became Chuck Norris.

And of course, there has always been those "Special" alternative/emo-groups that made Stephen Seagal jokes.

Isn't Segal a cop or something now?

I don't know. They say he is, but it sounds so fucking impossible.

He became a cop because he was so good at training cops in martial arts?

Yeah, something like that. Or that he enjoyed it so much. Ah! He's a Sherrif's deputy out in Louisiana somewhere.

OT: Norris really is getting tired these days. That and with his absolutely bat-shit insane political stances, I just can't get up the energy to think his 'facts' are amusing.

 

[Macgyvercas]

If I posted my favorite Chuck Norris joke, I'm fairly certain I would get banned, and heaven knows I want that Neo badge.

So here's a milder one instead.

Chuck Norris never makes a spelling mistake. That's because if he does, Oxford will change the dictionary to match his spelling.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Some people say chuck norris is the manliest, they obviously have never heard of bruce lee.

 

[ribonuge]

It's time to move on! William Shatner is the new thing.