"Classics" that you were underwhelmed by.

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RipperSU

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Games: Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Final Fantasy VII (Loved VIII however), Red Alert 2.

Books: Lord of the Rings, Anything by Dan Brown, Harry Potter series after Azkaban.

Films: Citizen Kane, Shawshank Redemption, Saving Private Ryan.

Music: The Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Megadeth
 

rayskyrift

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Video game: God of War
Movie: Jaws
Music: Metallica (I still listen to them, but I think they're alright, not awe-inspiring)
Pro-wrestler: The Ultimate Warrior
 

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curintedery said:
ArBeater said:
Fight Club, now I genuinely laugh at the people who say that film "changed their life."
*brain explodes*
I don't expect it to change everyone's life... but wow... not liking it is something I can't even fathom.

For me, I would say any movie by Tim Burton... really, his movies just don't do it for me.
I don't think people dislike the film itself so much as we dislike the Cult of Durden. The story has a nice twist, but it's not particularly deep or profound.

My own disappointments: The Great Gatsby, Huck Finn, U2's music/appeal, the Beatles, 2001 (film), The Godfather, and the Zelda series.
 

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New to this Forum, first post. This thread seemed interesting so I felt I'd respond. Note I didn't read any of the other comments before writing mine, so mine may overlap with some of the previous posts.

My most underwhelming classical book(s) has got to be the J.R.R. Tolkien's the Lord of the Rings. While the work itself may have pioneered classical fantasy and all the novels, movies and tabletop games that came from it, actually reading it was quite a chore. The depth of the world portrayed within the book and the vibrant mythology that intertwines the epic historical events of the First and Second Ages, and the sheer effort that must have gone in creating several complete fictional languages and their corresponding alphabets belies the quality of the storytelling in the book itself, which in certain places reads more like a stiff documentary than a flowing, fictional story. As a result, the Lord of the Rings was, to me, an underwhelming read that serves to starkly underline the differences between a linguist and a writer. The first is needed to make the LEGOs, and the second uses them to build something great. Tolkien just made his LEGOs and then left them in the box.

My most underwhelming movie classic has got to be... hmm, this is hard. I've seen thousands of movies in my life, but if the words of internet critics are to be believed the recent film Inception is considered a modern classic, so let's go with ... Inception. From the critiques we have read we were promised a revolution in filmmaking unlike any other, creating a movie that couldn't be categorized about layered dreams within dreams within dreams until you didn't know you were still dreaming. Roger Ebert even claimed that the movie was 'immune to spoilers'. I enjoyed this movie a lot but I couldn't help feeling cheated somehow. While the visual effects may be called astounding with a straight face, in the end the elements used to visualize the mental conflict inside of a dream were the same old staples of regular action movies; gun fights and vehicle chases. Wow. Movies like eXistenZ and The Cell did a better job of illustrating the contrast between reality and dreams, and they did it with a budget much smaller, both in terms of money and time. Way to turn a screen play ten years in the making into a somewhat above average action flick rife with pseudo-intellectual babble, Mr. Nolan. I recommend checking out Paprika instead, an anime cited by Nolan to be one of his inspirations for his magnum opus, and infinitely more interesting.

My most underwhelming video game classic has got to be the first Halo (or, alternatively, the entire franchise). The X-Box needed a good launch title at the time and they ended up choosing a game about as colorful. It was a good marketing maneuver though; look at all the sequels it's got now. I never played it on the X-Box, but I finished a run through on the PC. I kept waiting for the immersion factor to set in, for some switch to flip in game to suddenly make me interested in what happened and what was going to happen, to make me feel like I was into it. But it never came, and it's not just the overuse of gunmetal gray in the game. The original 1997 (or was it '98) Half-Life had plenty simplistic areas in the game and yet it managed to suck me in easily, and kept me glued to my monitor until the very end. Anyway, Finished Halo once, and never touched it or wanted to touch it again. A true classic should always leave you wanting more, but this didn't.

My runner-up most underwhelming video game classic is the single player campaign of the first Neverwinter Nights. I love Dungeons and Dragons and I love video games, but this classic game's horrible, horrible pacing was like a dagger in its back. It's got quite a vibrant multiplayer community, though...

What saved NWN's single player from this list for me were the add-on campaigns; Shadows of Undrentide and Hordes of the Underdark which were infinitely more engrossing.
 

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Music GCSE does horrible things to your opinions of all music pre-WWII. Hate it, hate it, hate it.


The last 3 Foo Fighters albums are middle-of-the-road uninspired tripe, especially compared to how awesome the old albums are. Bring back Weenie Beenie!

Not that I don't like Rage Against The Machine, but Audioslave>RAtM. Bit less repetitive, Chris Cornell is an amazing singer.

Also, Megadeth. They're ok, but they don't really excite me the same way Metallica or Anthrax can.

The Wheel Of Time series drags on too long. Cut at least half of the crap out and have about four books, please.

With the exception of Portal (haven't played 2), I haven't really liked any Valve games.

EDIT: Almost forgot, Scott Pilgrim. ok/good, not really great. It was a little different, but I don't really think the gaming references and all that make it particularly special. It's nowhere near as good as say, Zombieland.
 

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Growth of the soil is supposed to be a good classic.

Now, I wouldn't claim to be underwhelmed by it. It's more like I was overwhelmed by how bloody boring it was.

The great Gatsby, perhaps, was more what I would call an underwhelming book. I by no means suffered my way through it like I did with Growth of the soil, but it wasn't interesting. Not at all.

I suppose Gatsby was original when it came out, but without that particular aspect to support it when a reader of today reads it, the book just falls flat.
 

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Most "classic" classic movies don't do much for me. When you start getting into the Technicolor and Black & White days, my brain turns off.
 

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Final Fantasy. 1 and 7, specifically.

I just can't bring myself to enjoy the random encounters and the turn based combat.
 

RipperSU

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Novs said:
RipperSU said:
No just no.

Their not underrated, but definetly not overrated.
In the circles I hang out with, people vastly overrate them, citing them as the be all and end all of classic metal. I personally find that their technicality get in the way of their songs developing real soul. It's actually on of my pet peeves in metal and is the main reason I don't really class myself as part of the metal community these days.
 

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Game: BioShock. Fallout 3. Made it through about a third of each. Neither held my interest.

Music: Black Sabbath. I don't hate it but if their music comes on the radio I'll just turn it down.

Movie: [I don't really have one. Even terrible movies can hold my attention.]
 

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Game: Fallout 3
Movie: Dirty Dancing
Book: Lord of the Rings trilogy (yes I know its good but every good part was surrounded by far too much travelling)
 

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Asimov's original Foundation trilogy. Don't get me wrong, I adore the rest of his work, and actually really really enjoyed the books he added to the Foundation series later on (Prelude to Foundation, Foundation's Edge, Foundation and Earth etc) but there's just something about his writing style in the original trilogy that rubs me up the wrong way.

Also, like many people in this thread, Catcher in the Rye did nothing for me.

But I loved Blade Runner from the second viewing onwards.
 

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Movie; The original Jason movies. Really, they weren't that great. It's a shame that the early days of cinema, Sex = Classic. Guess it was just the kind of world it was. But then, shouldn't we have grown out of it and dethroned some of those as classics?

Book; Lord of the Flies. I didn't see what the big deal was.

Game? Can't really give an accurate answer. I have my favorite genres and anything I was underwhelmed by, probably wasn't the game's fault.
 

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The day the earth stood still (the original one)it was just boring as hell, i got what they were trying to say, but still.
The original alien movie, I still liked it I just didn't see why everyone else loves it.
Duck Soup, I thought it had funny parts, but not as funny as the best comedys.
video game:ALL CALL OF DUTY GAMES(new ones aren't classic but everyone still glorified them)
 

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my problem with this kind of thread is that a lot of people do not put movies/games whatever into context. a lot of movie were so great at the time because they did something new and if the movie was released 20 years before you were born you most likely have seen something similar done better in the meantime.

movie: i guess i was underwhelmed by citizen kane but that may have something to do with it constantly being put on top of best movie lists for the sake of being on top of best movie lists.
game: bioshock, don't get me wrong i love this game i just felt like the last third(after the big twist) felt very repetitive to me and i played this part in 15min sessions because i got bored very fast.
 

Zydrate

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teebeeohh said:
my problem with this kind of thread is that a lot of people do not put movies/games whatever into context. a lot of movie were so great at the time because they did something new and if the movie was released 20 years before you were born you most likely have seen something similar done better in the meantime.

movie: i guess i was underwhelmed by citizen kane but that may have something to do with it constantly being put on top of best movie lists for the sake of being on top of best movie lists.
I smell a contradiction here.

"This isn't fair, you're not looking at the time they were made! By the way, didn't like Citizen Kane."
 

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leet_x1337 said:
Game: Ocarina of Time. Yeah, I went there. Anti-TP fanboys, my flame shield is active.

Book: The Catcher in the Rye. Sure, it wasn't that bad, but nothing happens!

Movie: ...I honestly can't think of anything.
same for the catcher and the rye, maybe i should re-read it. i thought it was boring and just plain depressing.
 

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I'm not really a movie guy, so most "Classic" movies don't quite meet the hype for me.