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Cowabungaa

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Either:
A richly decorated flintlock pistol:

A decorated revolver:

Or an Italian rapier:

En garde!

Edit: found better weapons.
 

Sovvolf

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Colt python, Ai AW SA60 sniper rifle, Katana, Bokken, Sharp sticks, Mop and Bucket.
 

kaziard

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I always find that you cant beat a good ol fashined chainsaw, its like poetry in motion
 

Kajt

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Golden Desert Eagle.
WWII MP40
WWII Springfield
WWII M1 Garand
WWII Guns are stylish.
 

traceur_

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how about this:

A stylish suitcase, bludgeoned to death with a demonic suitcase has elegant written all over it


and it transforms into:

A missile platform, nothing says sophisticated like unleashing a barrage of homing missiles.



A tri-barreled rocket launcher, elegant? Certainly! Quite frankly I can't think of a more graceful way to say "oh do fuck off" than transforming your wonderful suitcase into a tri-barreled rocket launcher and pointing it the direction of the pesky scamp you wish to obliterate.



Oh don't even question the majesty of the Gatling gun



introducing cultural sophistication is the boomerang shuriken, obviously combining the awesome of Australia and ninjas creates something beyond totally fucking sweet.



seriously:

5 of these, one for each finger on one hand, they are extremely elegant when wearing a tuxedo, works even better if you have your other hand behind your back.

 

Major_Tom

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Assassinator said:
Either:
A decorated revolver:
"It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item."
 

pfeffa

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Altaïr's blade from assassins creed is a sure winner in my book.
Also... Killing someone with a bokken? i think that's more brutal than classy.
 

Cowabungaa

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major_tom said:
"It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collector's item."
They said classy weapons ;-) That baby is all about class, tactical advantages are matters for a different topic. I prefer the flintlock pistol though.
 

toastmaster2k8

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Painkiller from painkiller.
can either,slice his head off, slice his head off form A distance, pull his head off with the grab on it (dont know what you call the secondary attack) or lazer his head off. and you can put it in your pocket. (just hope it dosent go off)
 

HerrBobo

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This thing
http://englishinteractive.net/IMAGES/E/elbow.jpg

or failing that, the Hibben Claw.
http://www.iamanangelchaser.com/files/knife_designs/hibben_claw.jpg
 

Flour

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How is strangling someone with a piano wire sophisticated? It's just brutal, and makes you look like some caveman.

I'd have to agree with a Flintlock pistol and Rapier.
 

Mr Inconsistent

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toastmaster2k8 said:
Painkiller from painkiller.
can either,slice his head off, slice his head off form A distance, pull his head off with the grab on it (dont know what you call the secondary attack) or lazer his head off. and you can put it in your pocket. (just hope it dosent go off)
so very fucking true!! as soon as i heard the name of the forum i thaught of this one!