First of all, SPOILERS for the novels, novellas, and the show! Second of all, I will be focusing on the books and not the show.
Clegane Bowl is currently a topic on many folks' mind and something that has received quite a bit of hype *insert explosions with "Who Let the Dogs Out!"playing obnoxiously loud* Many seem rather enthusiastic about the prospect of Sandor fighting Gregor to determine the guilt of Cersei. However, I would like to offer something different. This largely has to do with my understanding of the character of Sandor Clegane.
So, first I would like to state while most people's version of Clegane Bowl is uninteresting to me.
1. How?
So, many predict that in the trial to determine Cersei's guilt or innocence Sandor will fight Robert Strong (who I will refer to as Gregor for the remainder of this post as most will agree that Robert and Gregor are one in the same). My first response is, "how?" We have to keep in mind that while Sandor, in the eyes of many, may have found religion, he is still a wanted man, guilty of desertion, and accused of terrible acts of violence. Sandor deserted the army and the king's guard at the battle of Blackwater Bay. He is also blamed for the raid of Saltpans which, as Lady Mariya Darry put it, "was the work of some fell beast in human skin." So I have to ask, how will Sandor manage to get into King's Landing with his head still attached to his shoulders? I understand that many feel he will have the protection of the faith, but it seems like political suicide for the faith to back such a man, and that the faith would have to somehow overrule the very laws of the kingdom. This alone seems like Clegane Bowl as described by many, to be an unlikely possibility.
2. Why?
When discussing Clegane Bowl I feel strongly to ask this question. Why exactly would Sandor Clegane want to do this? Yes, Sandor hates his brother, but for all he knows, Gregor is dead. Robert Strong is a big fellow, sure, but that is a big gamble for Sandor to storm all the way over to the capital risking being hanged on sight to convince the high septon to let him fight a guy who might be his undead brother. The argument is that Sandor is 100% into religion and thus gets the church's support to enter kings landing and that he is fighting purely in the name of the gods and not for revenge. I strongly object to this. This suggests that Sandor's biggest character moment will have happened "off screen." He'll just show up and be a completely different person. This is not the same as Gregor's change, Gregor was a villain altered by magic to be a slightly different villain. Sandor is a complex character turned very very simple by a near death experience and some kind words out of the sight of the audience. This would be a simplification of a great character. If you were to alter a fairly important character so radically, the least you could do is show us how this occurred.
3. What next?
Ok, so let us say that Sandor shows up at Cersei's trial and kills Gregor in a more permanent fashion. If Sandor doesn't die then I have to ask, "now what?" Sandor no longer has any major motivation other than to just be a lacky of the faith. The character will just go back to the quite isle and hang out? Best case scenario is that Sandor was really on a quest for vengeance and not so interested in religion and after crossing Gregor off of his list he just shrugs and goes finds something better to do. Either version is far too neat and simple, and both ignore the complex character of Sandor and what it is that makes him so charming.
My biggest problem with Clegane bowl is the why. There are really only two possible answers:
1. Sandor has found religion.
As previously stated I hate this as it simplifies the character and makes his most important scene of the character's arc happen away from the audience
2. Sandor is out for revenge
Not quite as bad as it may not destroy Sandor's character, but it also over simplifies him and detracts from what makes him such a great character.
That last bit is important to me "detracts from what makes him such a great character." So, what makes Sandor so great? Well, if you have time, I'd be tickled to express my opinion on the subject.
Why Sandor is GRReat
In my opinion Sandor Clegane encapsulates what ASOIAF is. He is pure "badass" and cynicism that is really hiding the soul of an idealist. Sandor Clegane is not some cheesey tough guy bully who spouts glib remarks about the futility of everything and the fallacy of goodness. Sandor is a fallen dreamer. A little boy who played with toy knights and knows the songs like that of Florian and Jonquil. A boy who had those dreams crushed by a world that often fails to uphold the virtues it preaches. However, as a man driven bitter by wrong doings and disappointments he still strives to be more than just a sword. He still fights to uphold the virtues of what some might call "a true knight." He might stumble, but more than almost any other character, he tries.
Ok, so I just made a statement that might seem pretty bold. I am suggesting that Sandor Clegane is secretly a hero. A goody goody knight in shining armor who fits right into the songs... time to back it up.
First, I must address the elephant in the room, Mycah.
As I'm sure many of you recall, Mycah was Arya's friend who Sandor claims to have killed. While nobody saw Sandor kill Mycah he does claim to have done so twice.
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"Because I hacked your little friend in two? I've killed a lot more than him. I promise you."
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"I killed your butcher's boy. I cut him near in half, and laughed about it after."
Now, the second quote, Sandor was trying to bait Arya into killing him, such a confession would never hold up in court. The first seems to be the only time he claims to have done the deed without any ulterior motive. Operating under the assumption that this is indeed true it seems rather damning of all the things I just claimed. However, I would like to argue the contrary.
First, Sandor has plenty reason to have killed the boy. One, the boy assaulted a prince, and he with Arya's wolf maimed the prince's arm. If the hound believed this to be true than he would not be whole unjustified in committing the act. He would be performing his duty. Two, if Sandor knew the prince was a lying jerk, then perhaps he suspected the grim future that this boy's fate would hold and would be doing the boy a mercy by killing him.
Second, Sandor is clearly uncomfortable with the killing of Mycah.
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The Hound?s eyes seemed to glitter through the steel of that hideous dog?s-head helm. ?He ran.? He looked at Ned?s face and laughed. ?But not very fast.?
Why did Sandor's eyes seem to glitter? I would argue that he was likely choked up over the event. This is further emphasized how he responds when probed about it on other occasions.
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Do you deny killing this butcher?s boy, Mycah??
The big man shrugged. ?I was Joffrey?s sworn shield. The butcher?s boy attacked a prince of the blood.?
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"Why don't you just kill me like you did Mycah?" Arya screamed at him. She was still defiant then, more angry than scared.
He answered by grabbing the front of her tunic and yanking her within an inch of his burned face. "The next time you say that name I'll beat you so bad you'll wish I killed you."
He regularly dodges the question. These might seem like glib remarks and they certainly highly suggest guilt, but rarely does he out right say "yes" to the question of "did you kill Mycah?" In my humble opinion, this highly suggests that the subject is uncomfortable for him. Perhaps he is ashamed of it. Perhaps he feels it is a great failing of his.
Third, Sandor is not perfect. His charm is that he tries. Perhaps his own brutish nature gets the better of him, but he strives to be something more.
What makes me say this? Well it all stemmed from his all important chat with Sansa Stark, where he tells her the story of his burned face.
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My father told everyone my bedding had caught fire, and our maester gave me ointments. Ointments! Gregor got his ointments too. Four years later, they anointed him with the seven oils and he recited his knightly vows and Rhaegar Targaryen tapped him on the shoulder and said, ?Arise, Ser Gregor.??
The rasping voice trailed off. He squatted silently before her, a hulking black shape shrouded in the night, hidden from her eyes. Sansa could hear his ragged breathing. She was sad for him, she realized. Somehow, the fear had gone away.
The silence went on and on, so long that she began to grow afraid once more, but she was afraid for him now, not for herself. She found his massive shoulder with her hand. ?He was no true knight,? she whispered to him.
The Hound threw back his head and roared. Sansa stumbled back, away from him, but he caught her arm. ?No,? he growled at her, ?no, little bird, he was no true knight.?
I remember first reading this operating under the assumption that Sandor was some end of stage boss that a hero like Jon or Rob would have to overcome before finally being able to defeat the evil prince. However, that proved to be less compatible with this little chat, particularly the ending. Notice how Sansa responds, "He was no true knight." What made her think this would comfort him? Stranger yet (get it?), rather than mock her he simply replies "no, little bird, he was no true knight." The two then travel to Sansa's bedchamber in silence. Why does this statement by Sansa silent mr one liner? In my opinion, it is because she, in this moment, understands him. She recognizes what it is that bothers him so and dampens his rage for a time, albeit a very short one.
Perhaps, Sandor was always striving to be a "true knight" in a world that made a mockery of the title, or perhaps, this is Sandor's turning point. Perhaps, with 5 words Sansa slew the beast, and Sandor began to strive to be what his brother wasn't. Either way the actions Sandor takes for the remainder of the story start to take on a pattern.
Afterwards Sandor would go on to:
Saves Ser Lorace from his brother while not trying to kill Gregor.
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not once did Sandor send a cut at his brother's unprotected face
Steps in to stop Sansa from killing herself to kill Joffrey by cleaning her broken lip.
Lies to corroborate Sansa's lie, protecting her from Joffrey's wrath and possibly saving Ser Dantos.
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?The girl speaks truly,? the Hound rasped. ?What a man sows on his name day, he reaps throughout the year.? His voice was flat, as if he did not care a whit whether the king believed him or no. Could it be true? Sansa had not known. It was just something she?d said, desperate to avoid punishment.
Remains the only member of the King's Guard to never strike Sansa even after being commanded to do so by the king himself.
Covers Sansa in his cloak to protect her modesty.
Rescues Sansa from the mob.
Offers to take Sansa out of King's Landing and to protect her.
Saves Arya from running into certain death at the red wedding.
Continues to protect Arya after she is no longer of value to him as she cannot be ransomed.
Sandor is a name that comes from Alexander which means "defender of men" and that is what Sandor is. He certainly continues to talk a big game to all those around him, but when push comes to shove he regularly steps forward and defends someone. Sandor regularly battles to protect others weaker than himself all the while preaching only the virtues of strength and cynicism.
This character is a man conflicted, a man who has seen the brutality and unfairness of the world, a man who strives to help others, and a man who holds on to ideals in a fallen world. This character just strolling into a revenge plot seems very unsatisfying to me.
However, I still suspect Cleagane Bowl to occur. *record scratch*
Didn't see that one coming did you? You did? Well... you're a jerk
How Clegane Bowl might happen
Anyway, I suspect that Sandor will come to blows with his undead brother. However, I do not believe it will be at the trial for Cercei for the reasons listed earlier. Then when?
Well, if I had to place a bet, I'd lean towards Sansa's trial. Sansa will almost certainly take back her true name, much like her sister, and when she does she will have some splainin' to do. Remember, Sansa is suspected of regicide or at least a conspiracy with her husband Tyrion. Tyrion's trial is done.
Here is the basic sequence of events. Gregor will have to fight a champion of the faith for Cercei and Gregor will butcher the poor fellow. Cercei will reestablish power over King's Landing and will get the upper hand on the Tyrells. Then Sansa will arrive "younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear." Sansa, having gained power under the tutelage of Littlefinger, who I predict she will kill, shall return with enough clout to get Sandor into the mix without having to have him executed for desertion. Then Sansa will have to have her trial, and Sandor will step in as champion. This would be far more satisfying for me. Sandor would be fighting to defend someone, to be a true knight like those in the songs, and he could go on to protect a lady as idealistic as himself.
It does fit GRRM's style. If you read the Dunk and Egg trilogy you know that Martin rather enjoys his climactic duels. I would be very surprised if the next several books didn't have at least one high stakes duel where someone we were cheering for came out on top.
However, to be honest, I judge it to be rather impossible to say with any degree of certainty. Martin has certainly proven to be a bit of a contrarian who goes out of his way to surprise the audience from time to time. But more than anything I will leave you with a quote from one of Bran's prophetic dreams. Hopefully, it will suggest a showdown that might even outshine Clegane Bowl...
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One shadow was as dark as ash, with the terrible face of a hound. Another was armoured like the sun, golden and beautiful. Over them both loomed a giant in armour made of stone, but when he opened his visor, there was nothing inside but darkness and thick black blood.
...or it might not. I guess we'll have wait and see
Clegane Bowl is currently a topic on many folks' mind and something that has received quite a bit of hype *insert explosions with "Who Let the Dogs Out!"playing obnoxiously loud* Many seem rather enthusiastic about the prospect of Sandor fighting Gregor to determine the guilt of Cersei. However, I would like to offer something different. This largely has to do with my understanding of the character of Sandor Clegane.
So, first I would like to state while most people's version of Clegane Bowl is uninteresting to me.
1. How?
So, many predict that in the trial to determine Cersei's guilt or innocence Sandor will fight Robert Strong (who I will refer to as Gregor for the remainder of this post as most will agree that Robert and Gregor are one in the same). My first response is, "how?" We have to keep in mind that while Sandor, in the eyes of many, may have found religion, he is still a wanted man, guilty of desertion, and accused of terrible acts of violence. Sandor deserted the army and the king's guard at the battle of Blackwater Bay. He is also blamed for the raid of Saltpans which, as Lady Mariya Darry put it, "was the work of some fell beast in human skin." So I have to ask, how will Sandor manage to get into King's Landing with his head still attached to his shoulders? I understand that many feel he will have the protection of the faith, but it seems like political suicide for the faith to back such a man, and that the faith would have to somehow overrule the very laws of the kingdom. This alone seems like Clegane Bowl as described by many, to be an unlikely possibility.
2. Why?
When discussing Clegane Bowl I feel strongly to ask this question. Why exactly would Sandor Clegane want to do this? Yes, Sandor hates his brother, but for all he knows, Gregor is dead. Robert Strong is a big fellow, sure, but that is a big gamble for Sandor to storm all the way over to the capital risking being hanged on sight to convince the high septon to let him fight a guy who might be his undead brother. The argument is that Sandor is 100% into religion and thus gets the church's support to enter kings landing and that he is fighting purely in the name of the gods and not for revenge. I strongly object to this. This suggests that Sandor's biggest character moment will have happened "off screen." He'll just show up and be a completely different person. This is not the same as Gregor's change, Gregor was a villain altered by magic to be a slightly different villain. Sandor is a complex character turned very very simple by a near death experience and some kind words out of the sight of the audience. This would be a simplification of a great character. If you were to alter a fairly important character so radically, the least you could do is show us how this occurred.
3. What next?
Ok, so let us say that Sandor shows up at Cersei's trial and kills Gregor in a more permanent fashion. If Sandor doesn't die then I have to ask, "now what?" Sandor no longer has any major motivation other than to just be a lacky of the faith. The character will just go back to the quite isle and hang out? Best case scenario is that Sandor was really on a quest for vengeance and not so interested in religion and after crossing Gregor off of his list he just shrugs and goes finds something better to do. Either version is far too neat and simple, and both ignore the complex character of Sandor and what it is that makes him so charming.
My biggest problem with Clegane bowl is the why. There are really only two possible answers:
1. Sandor has found religion.
As previously stated I hate this as it simplifies the character and makes his most important scene of the character's arc happen away from the audience
2. Sandor is out for revenge
Not quite as bad as it may not destroy Sandor's character, but it also over simplifies him and detracts from what makes him such a great character.
That last bit is important to me "detracts from what makes him such a great character." So, what makes Sandor so great? Well, if you have time, I'd be tickled to express my opinion on the subject.
Why Sandor is GRReat
In my opinion Sandor Clegane encapsulates what ASOIAF is. He is pure "badass" and cynicism that is really hiding the soul of an idealist. Sandor Clegane is not some cheesey tough guy bully who spouts glib remarks about the futility of everything and the fallacy of goodness. Sandor is a fallen dreamer. A little boy who played with toy knights and knows the songs like that of Florian and Jonquil. A boy who had those dreams crushed by a world that often fails to uphold the virtues it preaches. However, as a man driven bitter by wrong doings and disappointments he still strives to be more than just a sword. He still fights to uphold the virtues of what some might call "a true knight." He might stumble, but more than almost any other character, he tries.
Ok, so I just made a statement that might seem pretty bold. I am suggesting that Sandor Clegane is secretly a hero. A goody goody knight in shining armor who fits right into the songs... time to back it up.
First, I must address the elephant in the room, Mycah.
As I'm sure many of you recall, Mycah was Arya's friend who Sandor claims to have killed. While nobody saw Sandor kill Mycah he does claim to have done so twice.
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"Because I hacked your little friend in two? I've killed a lot more than him. I promise you."
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"I killed your butcher's boy. I cut him near in half, and laughed about it after."
Now, the second quote, Sandor was trying to bait Arya into killing him, such a confession would never hold up in court. The first seems to be the only time he claims to have done the deed without any ulterior motive. Operating under the assumption that this is indeed true it seems rather damning of all the things I just claimed. However, I would like to argue the contrary.
First, Sandor has plenty reason to have killed the boy. One, the boy assaulted a prince, and he with Arya's wolf maimed the prince's arm. If the hound believed this to be true than he would not be whole unjustified in committing the act. He would be performing his duty. Two, if Sandor knew the prince was a lying jerk, then perhaps he suspected the grim future that this boy's fate would hold and would be doing the boy a mercy by killing him.
Second, Sandor is clearly uncomfortable with the killing of Mycah.
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The Hound?s eyes seemed to glitter through the steel of that hideous dog?s-head helm. ?He ran.? He looked at Ned?s face and laughed. ?But not very fast.?
Why did Sandor's eyes seem to glitter? I would argue that he was likely choked up over the event. This is further emphasized how he responds when probed about it on other occasions.
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Do you deny killing this butcher?s boy, Mycah??
The big man shrugged. ?I was Joffrey?s sworn shield. The butcher?s boy attacked a prince of the blood.?
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"Why don't you just kill me like you did Mycah?" Arya screamed at him. She was still defiant then, more angry than scared.
He answered by grabbing the front of her tunic and yanking her within an inch of his burned face. "The next time you say that name I'll beat you so bad you'll wish I killed you."
He regularly dodges the question. These might seem like glib remarks and they certainly highly suggest guilt, but rarely does he out right say "yes" to the question of "did you kill Mycah?" In my humble opinion, this highly suggests that the subject is uncomfortable for him. Perhaps he is ashamed of it. Perhaps he feels it is a great failing of his.
Third, Sandor is not perfect. His charm is that he tries. Perhaps his own brutish nature gets the better of him, but he strives to be something more.
What makes me say this? Well it all stemmed from his all important chat with Sansa Stark, where he tells her the story of his burned face.
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My father told everyone my bedding had caught fire, and our maester gave me ointments. Ointments! Gregor got his ointments too. Four years later, they anointed him with the seven oils and he recited his knightly vows and Rhaegar Targaryen tapped him on the shoulder and said, ?Arise, Ser Gregor.??
The rasping voice trailed off. He squatted silently before her, a hulking black shape shrouded in the night, hidden from her eyes. Sansa could hear his ragged breathing. She was sad for him, she realized. Somehow, the fear had gone away.
The silence went on and on, so long that she began to grow afraid once more, but she was afraid for him now, not for herself. She found his massive shoulder with her hand. ?He was no true knight,? she whispered to him.
The Hound threw back his head and roared. Sansa stumbled back, away from him, but he caught her arm. ?No,? he growled at her, ?no, little bird, he was no true knight.?
I remember first reading this operating under the assumption that Sandor was some end of stage boss that a hero like Jon or Rob would have to overcome before finally being able to defeat the evil prince. However, that proved to be less compatible with this little chat, particularly the ending. Notice how Sansa responds, "He was no true knight." What made her think this would comfort him? Stranger yet (get it?), rather than mock her he simply replies "no, little bird, he was no true knight." The two then travel to Sansa's bedchamber in silence. Why does this statement by Sansa silent mr one liner? In my opinion, it is because she, in this moment, understands him. She recognizes what it is that bothers him so and dampens his rage for a time, albeit a very short one.
Perhaps, Sandor was always striving to be a "true knight" in a world that made a mockery of the title, or perhaps, this is Sandor's turning point. Perhaps, with 5 words Sansa slew the beast, and Sandor began to strive to be what his brother wasn't. Either way the actions Sandor takes for the remainder of the story start to take on a pattern.
Afterwards Sandor would go on to:
Saves Ser Lorace from his brother while not trying to kill Gregor.
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not once did Sandor send a cut at his brother's unprotected face
Steps in to stop Sansa from killing herself to kill Joffrey by cleaning her broken lip.
Lies to corroborate Sansa's lie, protecting her from Joffrey's wrath and possibly saving Ser Dantos.
Quote
?The girl speaks truly,? the Hound rasped. ?What a man sows on his name day, he reaps throughout the year.? His voice was flat, as if he did not care a whit whether the king believed him or no. Could it be true? Sansa had not known. It was just something she?d said, desperate to avoid punishment.
Remains the only member of the King's Guard to never strike Sansa even after being commanded to do so by the king himself.
Covers Sansa in his cloak to protect her modesty.
Rescues Sansa from the mob.
Offers to take Sansa out of King's Landing and to protect her.
Saves Arya from running into certain death at the red wedding.
Continues to protect Arya after she is no longer of value to him as she cannot be ransomed.
Sandor is a name that comes from Alexander which means "defender of men" and that is what Sandor is. He certainly continues to talk a big game to all those around him, but when push comes to shove he regularly steps forward and defends someone. Sandor regularly battles to protect others weaker than himself all the while preaching only the virtues of strength and cynicism.
This character is a man conflicted, a man who has seen the brutality and unfairness of the world, a man who strives to help others, and a man who holds on to ideals in a fallen world. This character just strolling into a revenge plot seems very unsatisfying to me.
However, I still suspect Cleagane Bowl to occur. *record scratch*
Didn't see that one coming did you? You did? Well... you're a jerk
How Clegane Bowl might happen
Anyway, I suspect that Sandor will come to blows with his undead brother. However, I do not believe it will be at the trial for Cercei for the reasons listed earlier. Then when?
Well, if I had to place a bet, I'd lean towards Sansa's trial. Sansa will almost certainly take back her true name, much like her sister, and when she does she will have some splainin' to do. Remember, Sansa is suspected of regicide or at least a conspiracy with her husband Tyrion. Tyrion's trial is done.
Here is the basic sequence of events. Gregor will have to fight a champion of the faith for Cercei and Gregor will butcher the poor fellow. Cercei will reestablish power over King's Landing and will get the upper hand on the Tyrells. Then Sansa will arrive "younger and more beautiful, to cast you down and take all that you hold dear." Sansa, having gained power under the tutelage of Littlefinger, who I predict she will kill, shall return with enough clout to get Sandor into the mix without having to have him executed for desertion. Then Sansa will have to have her trial, and Sandor will step in as champion. This would be far more satisfying for me. Sandor would be fighting to defend someone, to be a true knight like those in the songs, and he could go on to protect a lady as idealistic as himself.
It does fit GRRM's style. If you read the Dunk and Egg trilogy you know that Martin rather enjoys his climactic duels. I would be very surprised if the next several books didn't have at least one high stakes duel where someone we were cheering for came out on top.
However, to be honest, I judge it to be rather impossible to say with any degree of certainty. Martin has certainly proven to be a bit of a contrarian who goes out of his way to surprise the audience from time to time. But more than anything I will leave you with a quote from one of Bran's prophetic dreams. Hopefully, it will suggest a showdown that might even outshine Clegane Bowl...
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One shadow was as dark as ash, with the terrible face of a hound. Another was armoured like the sun, golden and beautiful. Over them both loomed a giant in armour made of stone, but when he opened his visor, there was nothing inside but darkness and thick black blood.
...or it might not. I guess we'll have wait and see