Clicks and Giggles: Riddle Me This

[Tortilla the Hun]

A record?

 

[kailus13]

A record?

Yes. The scars and gashes are the tracks in the record, and they are "sewn" with a needle to produce music.

Your turn to set a riddle.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I have two arms, but fingers none.
I have two feet, but cannot run.
I carry much, I carry well,
I'm good to keep around.
But I find that I carry best,
With my feet off of the ground.

 

[MrCollins]

I have two arms, but fingers none.
I have two feet, but cannot run.
I carry much, I carry well,
I'm good to keep around.
But I find that I carry best,
With my feet off of the ground.

A wheelbarrow?
Or a Chair, or table....
Something like that

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I have two arms, but fingers none.
I have two feet, but cannot run.
I carry much, I carry well,
I'm good to keep around.
But I find that I carry best,
With my feet off of the ground.

A wheelbarrow?

Indeed it is. ^^

Your turn!

 

[MrCollins]

What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

I'm fairly certain I know the answer, but I wonder if someone else would like a shot at it first.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

I'm fairly certain I know the answer, but I wonder if someone else would like a shot at it first.

Sure, I'll take a shot. Is it an umbrella?

 

[MrCollins]

I'm fairly certain I know the answer, but I wonder if someone else would like a shot at it first.

Sure, I'll take a shot. Is it an umbrella?

It is indeed, well done!

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Ah, glad I had the right answer. Special thanks to Mortis for letting me answer.

I don't really know any good riddles that haven't already been posted. Would somebody else like to post a riddle in my stead?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Ah, glad I had the right answer. Special thanks to Mortis for letting me answer.

I don't really know any good riddles that haven't already been posted. Would somebody else like to post a riddle in my stead?

I guess I can give it a shot!

*Ahem* Here is a good one!
I have a heart that never beats,
I have a home but I never sleep.
I can take a mans house and build anothers,
And I love to play games with my many brothers.
I am a king among fools.
Who am I?

Would the answer to that be the king of hearts playing card?

You're right, that was a pretty good one. Took me a while to get it.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Ah, glad I had the right answer. Special thanks to Mortis for letting me answer.

I don't really know any good riddles that haven't already been posted. Would somebody else like to post a riddle in my stead?

I guess I can give it a shot!

*Ahem* Here is a good one!
I have a heart that never beats,
I have a home but I never sleep.
I can take a mans house and build anothers,
And I love to play games with my many brothers.
I am a king among fools.
Who am I?

Would the answer to that be the king of hearts playing card?

You're right, that was a pretty good one. Took me a while to get it.

You are indeed correct!

Guess it is your turn!

Alright, I found a pretty good one, and I don't think it's been used (at least, I hope it hasn't).

"Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow. Yet he is also there to ease the pain, when you are lost in grief and sorrow." Of what do I speak?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Ah, glad I had the right answer. Special thanks to Mortis for letting me answer.

I don't really know any good riddles that haven't already been posted. Would somebody else like to post a riddle in my stead?

I guess I can give it a shot!

*Ahem* Here is a good one!
I have a heart that never beats,
I have a home but I never sleep.
I can take a mans house and build anothers,
And I love to play games with my many brothers.
I am a king among fools.
Who am I?

Would the answer to that be the king of hearts playing card?

You're right, that was a pretty good one. Took me a while to get it.

You are indeed correct!

Guess it is your turn!

Alright, I found a pretty good one, and I don't think it's been used (at least, I hope it hasn't).

"Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow. Yet he is also there to ease the pain, when you are lost in grief and sorrow." Of what do I speak?

A piece of lego? (after all, we stepped on them and it hurt like hell,but playing with them helped ease the pain)

While I admit I see the potential there, that's not the answer. Guess as many times as you like; this thread isn't all that crowded, unfortunately.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Ah, glad I had the right answer. Special thanks to Mortis for letting me answer.

I don't really know any good riddles that haven't already been posted. Would somebody else like to post a riddle in my stead?

I guess I can give it a shot!

*Ahem* Here is a good one!
I have a heart that never beats,
I have a home but I never sleep.
I can take a mans house and build anothers,
And I love to play games with my many brothers.
I am a king among fools.
Who am I?

Would the answer to that be the king of hearts playing card?

You're right, that was a pretty good one. Took me a while to get it.

You are indeed correct!

Guess it is your turn!

Alright, I found a pretty good one, and I don't think it's been used (at least, I hope it hasn't).

"Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow. Yet he is also there to ease the pain, when you are lost in grief and sorrow." Of what do I speak?

A piece of lego? (after all, we stepped on them and it hurt like hell,but playing with them helped ease the pain)

While I admit I see the potential there, that's not the answer. Guess as many times as you like; this thread isn't all that crowded, unfortunately.

I see, well, is the answer life?

Sorry, bud, not the right answer. Of coors, you could always give it another try.

 

[kailus13]

"Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow. Yet he is also there to ease the pain, when you are lost in grief and sorrow." Of what do I speak?

Is it love?

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

"Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow. Yet he is also there to ease the pain, when you are lost in grief and sorrow." Of what do I speak?

Is it love?

It's not, but I suppose that technically could work. If nobody can guess the real answer in a few more tries, I'll accept love as an answer.