CliffyB Likens Gears Of War 2 Demo To Cheap Sex

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Considering the complete "whatevuh" mood I was in when I finally shed my virginity, I think the greater fear is that people will be underwhelmed.

(I made sure she was perfectly happy though.)
 

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The more I hear about Cliffy the more I'm convinced he has his head firmly jammed up his own ass due to his success.

And the more I realize I'm justified in hating on Gears of War.

And I didn't realize that demos pushed back release dates by 3 months, oh wait, that sounds like bullshit.
 

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OverlordSteve said:
Linking his demos to cheap sex, calling Pallin a MILF on the record, complaining about torrents 24/7, Jesus Christ, is this guy the George W Bush of gaming or something?
No, he's just a douche.
 

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ElArabDeMagnifico said:
ward. post=7.76105.892761 said:
ElArabDeMagnifico said:
I wanna try before I buy OK! You take someone on a date, get to know them, and then you get Married. Not Marriage first, disappointment later.
Why would it be like marriage?, it's not like it's the last game you're ever going to own.

For me, it's gears of war, I know full well what I'm getting and it would suck terribly if it got pushed back just because some fans want to be teased.
OK fine lets get all technical.

Maybe you'll cheat on the spouse or something because you rushed into the marriage. - or you divorce (trade-in/sell the game) and you're only stuck with half...eh, I could go on, but I still think you got my point.
Whose getting technical, that was just a bad analogy and explaining it further doesn't make it fit any better.
 

Andy Chalk

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blackcherry said:
Again, apologies.
Heh, it's all good. Honestly, I find it kind of refreshing to meet someone who has no idea who CliffyB is.
 

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blackcherry said:
Malygris said:
blackcherry said:
Again, apologies.
Heh, it's all good. Honestly, I find it kind of refreshing to meet someone who has no idea who CliffyB is.
Why thankyou! For that I think you should get a friend invite.
I just cannot keep a straight face when looking at your user-name and reading the headline.

I just can't.
 

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Jumplion said:
blackcherry said:
Malygris said:
blackcherry said:
Again, apologies.
Heh, it's all good. Honestly, I find it kind of refreshing to meet someone who has no idea who CliffyB is.
Why thankyou! For that I think you should get a friend invite.
I just cannot keep a straight face when looking at your user-name and reading the headline.

I just can't.
Pardon? Don't quite get it myself. But then its been a long day, so I would love it if you could explain.
 

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blackcherry said:
Jumplion said:
blackcherry said:
Malygris said:
blackcherry said:
Again, apologies.
Heh, it's all good. Honestly, I find it kind of refreshing to meet someone who has no idea who CliffyB is.
Why thankyou! For that I think you should get a friend invite.
I just cannot keep a straight face when looking at your user-name and reading the headline.

I just can't.
Pardon? Don't quite get it myself. But then its been a long day, so I would love it if you could explain.
Cheap sex.

Demo = Said Cheap sex.

Black Cherry = Anal sex.

Demo therefore = Anal sex.

Sorry, it was my imature part of my mind that was laughing, but it's quite convinient.