Colonel Sanders Adds Finger-Lickin' Good Combat to Sega RPG

[RelexCryo]

"Would Colonel Sanders have ever thought that he'd someday be whacking aliens with his cane in an RPG when he founded KFC in 1930?"

Awesome. Just Awesome.

 

[poiuppx]

Damnit, now I'm hungry AND I want to play video games!

 

[Nalgas D. Lemur]

That's awesomely hilarious. I'd totally want to play as the Colonel. Or, better yet, a mecha-Colonel with the voice of Foghorn Leghorn.

My name is Nalgas D. Lemur, and I support this message. And also totally want it to come true. Sega may have just topped themselves and replaced my previous favorite weird inclusion of a character in a game, which was their use of Michael Jackson in Space Channel 5 (as if the game wasn't weird enough already). Anyone who hasn't seen the Japanese ads for that must do so now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnCvZ-yBOs], because they're bizarrely awesome.

 

[Ghengis John]

What is up with Sega and kentucky fried chicken? They must have a very good relationship because I remember them teaming up in Crazy Taxi as well. Also this is vaguely hilarious. I can imagine people growing quite attached to the Colonel this way.

I can see people visiting his actual grave site now and going: "We fought monsters together, and that is the best things that I can say about anyone".

 

[the lapalminator]

i really hope we get the colenel in a playabale game in the states. hopefully this game cus its the only rpg i would care to play

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

That's awesomely hilarious. I'd totally want to play as the Colonel. Or, better yet, a mecha-Colonel with the voice of Foghorn Leghorn.

My name is Nalgas D. Lemur, and I support this message. And also totally want it to come true. Sega may have just topped themselves and replaced my previous favorite weird inclusion of a character in a game, which was their use of Michael Jackson in Space Channel 5 (as if the game wasn't weird enough already). Anyone who hasn't seen the Japanese ads for that must do so now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnCvZ-yBOs], because they're bizarrely awesome.

That link has made my day already. It's not even noon yet...

 

[Tom Goldman]

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I haven't seen any mention of what the upcoming KFC items will be, but aside from the obvious food-related ones I can't wait to see what Sega will come up with. A giant drumstick sword perhaps? A biscuit shield? The Escapist's correspondents are currently digging around the Tokyo Game Show, so maybe they'll be able to shed more light on the situation.

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For Shame, Mr. Goldman! The answer stares thee in the face. Order that tasty family meal, and look at what thy have received. Yes, you have received thy delicious chicken, but you only see the forest, not the trees. Lo, gaze your eyes upon thy bucket, full of greasy morsels. What glorious protection that same bucket may grant thee if placed upon thine head! And behold, examine the method one eats thy creamy mashed potatoes, covered in succulent gravy. For you are given not any utensil. In thine hands you find a "Spork!", truly the most wicked and distructive of weapons and utensils alike!

I was blind.

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Whoah whoah whoah, hold the chicken. Bobby Kotick said something that makes sense? I'm going to have to call your bluff Mr Goldman.