"Not deja vu, just another one of those threads"
"This Month's controversial issue-[insert here]. You have been warned"
"Where we love everything about each other except their opinions"
"See massive verbose debates about current issues... by guys with animated pony avatars"
"May cause cynicism, daily loss in faith in humanity, over verbose-ness and Bronyism"
"All hail Daystar"
"We hate everything" or "Francis from Left4Dead is our patron saint"
"Would you believe we have more than Forums and Zero Punctuation?"
"The necronomicon would go insane going through the Religion and Politics section"
"Where everyone is a asexual, super genius, cynical, misanthropic, freethinker with unique opinions"(So they say)
"Where everyone's right as long as you hold the same opinion, otherwise, you're wrong"(Ok this may be for everywhere)
"Now with 99.9% less Zeel"
And the ever popular,"a less shitty place in relation to the rest of the internet"