Commander Shepard Is a Liar!

[Escapefromwhatever]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store in the Citadel."

You can't have more than one favorite, Shepard! You're just lying to the public about which stores you like so that you can get upgrades on the cheap. We're onto you, Shepard. I demand a public apology.

So, Escapists, what are your favorite stores on the Citadel? I like the video game shop myself. Sure it operates like Gamestop, but damn it if that salarian clerk doesn't grow on me.

EDIT: Hell, what are your favorite stores from any video game, ever?

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Wait, what?

 

[SamuelT]

The gun shop, run by the Turian whos name I cannot remember for the life of me.

Anyone who simulates a 'gunfight' on his counter deserves my endorsement.

 

[Cabisco]

I like that one that did that thing...

Honestly I can barely remember them, in fact I can't remember any good store from a game. Well, not one which springs to mind, unless creeper from morrorwind count's as a weird store.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

I like that one that did that thing...

Honestly I can barely remember them, in fact I can't remember any good store from a game. Well, not one which springs to mind, unless creeper from morrorwind count's as a weird store.

You sure you can't remember any good game stores? [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/381814]

 

[L4hlborg]

Yeah, the game shop is the best.

Funny how lieing to all the shops in the Citadel is concidered a paragon action. Or brainwashing a whole group of inteligent life to your cause.

 

[Cody211282]

The gun shop, run by the Turian whos name I cannot remember for the life of me.

Anyone who simulates a 'gunfight' on his counter deserves my endorsement.

He was awesome! the Salarian selling Omni-tool parts was rather cool to.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

There was a bar, it made me happy. I couldn't claim that it was my favourite thing on the citadel. That made me sad.

Actual shops though... I'm going to go with the souvenir shop, because tricking Krogans into eating random fish is fun!

 

[Mr. Grey]

I'm Command Shepard and I somewhat approve of this thread.

Now that that's out of the way: I don't think any of them were my favorites, I just felt like abusing and ruining the Citadel's economy to spite the Council. I mean, wouldn't you? Besides, it's not my damned fault those morons can't hear the store across from them saying what I just said at theirs.

 

[Vrex360]

I liked Citadel Souvenirs simply because it stocked me with most of my pet fish and most of my model ships. I rather like collecting ultimatley pointless things used only for decoration

 

[MorsePacific]

I always loved Crazy Wolfgang's junk shop in Fallout 3. By the end of the game, I was very deeply invested in his...junk.

 

[Amnestic]

Well each shop sells something different. You've got your Turian Gun shop, your discriminating against the poor shop, your starcharts from 2183 and your other shop with that asari.

So you can have your favourite gun shop, your favourite discrimination sho, your favourite starcharts shop...

 

[Cherry Cola]

"Waddaya buyin'?"

Nothing beats that man.

And don't you dare say that black guy from Bayonetta! His voice was smexy, not dreary! It doesn't work when you say it in a smexy voice!

EDIT: Muhuhu, I love it when a ninja-plan comes together.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

My favorite shop? In any game?

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[Ren3004]

What if he likes them all the same?

OT: The game shop is the only one that comes to mind. The clerk's comments made me chuckle.

 

[spectrenihlus]

My favorite store is run by the evil turian that won't give the poor guy a refund.

 

[sephiroth1991]

The ghoul in Underworld (Fallout 3) she had a good supply of bullets for my repeater.

OT:Yeah i agree Shepard is a lieing bastard or *****

 

[Shycte]

Geesh tough question....

Some from Oblivion perhaps.

 

[HK_01]

I'll have to agree with the OP, the game store's awesome. Just listen to the salesman, it's hilarious.

 

[Omikron009]

I like the cafe, with the chef who claims that ramen is a delicacy back on Earth. Now he's the liar.