Commander Shepard Is a Liar!

[Shockolate]

Hey! Everyone! This thread discriminates against endorsing stores!

I got nothing.

 

[Evilsanta]

My favorite store is run by the evil turian that won't give the poor guy a refund.

Dont you that guy in the storage area? Talking to a salarian about trying to get a refund for 2 years or something like that.

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

My favorite shop? In any game?

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Stupid Ninja's.

OT: The one that I can't remember the name of that I brought amount 10 upgrades that made me a total badass with the assault rifle.

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

citadel souvenirs, its where i bought like most of my fish and a hampster form!
the renegade option for trying to get a discount in the turian weapons shop is amazing though.

 

[Mechsoap]

the video game store with the salarian advertising for solitairie

 

[Iron Mal]

I liked Citadel Souvenirs simply because it stocked me with most of my pet fish and most of my model ships. I rather like collecting ultimatley pointless things used only for decoration

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who wanted to collect everything (which is ironic because I'm collecting stuff while dealing with the collectors...no? Ah sod it, it seemed funny at the time).

On topic though, do the Motorforges in Brutal Legend count? I mean, they're run by freaking Ozzy the Guardian of Metal, I rest my case.

 

[Meemaimoh]

citadel souvenirs, its where i bought like most of my fish and a hampster form!
the renegade option for trying to get a discount in the turian weapons shop is amazing though.

I like the souvenir store, too. The turian-asari couple at the counter are hilarious to listen to. Just too familiar.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

I like the gun vendors in Borderlands. The guy doing the vendor's voice is hilarious...

"You don't need to be a better shot, you just need to shoot more bullets! Get a gun here for the most bullets ever!"

 

[Keava]

Enchantment! - And everything is clear.

As for Mass Effect tho, i think the video games seller is the best..i mean, Asari on Hanar erotic games? Sign me up!

 

[JRShield]

The grocery shop in postal 2, god I hate that place...

 

[Shemming]

oh-no a fictional charcter lying what should we do? take him to court? murder him?

he is a charcter in a game i think there allowed to lie, especilay as he saving the world in his fictional universe

 

[Mr. Grey]

I already posted, but not my favorite store ever. Let's see... wherever the trader happens to be in Killing Floor. Am I ever glad she's there.

The grocery shop in postal 2, god I hate that place...

Stole the milk carton, eh?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

"Waddaya buyin'?"

Nothing beats that man.

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I almost forgave them for Sheva.

I almost forgave them for the lack of scares.

I almost forgave them for the dodgy cover shooting.

But I will never forgive them for getting rid of Whaddyabuyin Man.

 

[DustyDrB]

Malo Mart!

 

[Souplex]

I'm Souplex and this is my favorite thread on the Escapist.
Now that that's out of the way;
"Welcome to Craterside supply"

 

[P47R1CK]

I think that the "favorite" store you choose will affect ME3. If you pick more than one favorite for more than one discount, it'll be sure to have some kind of blowback in ME3 like no discounts or something.

 

[Zorg Machine]

The krogan shop. It let's you, nay, requires you to shot monkeys with grenade launchers for a discount.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Commander Shepard, defrauding innocent fictional shopkeepers! Who does that bastard or ***** think he or she is! I think I'm going to see him or her and give him or her a piece of my mind or pe-. Oh, best not say that part.

I remember that shopkeeper guy from Link's Awakening who, if you steal something and then enter the shop again, kills you instantly with a lightning bolt. He was more intimidating & powerful than any actual boss in the game. So, him.


Failing that, Resi 4's merchant.

 

[slipknot4]

Wha... wait... WHAT!?
Context please.

As for shop. Bread woman in Ironforge.

 

[imaloony]

Lol, yeah, Shepard's a total sell out. On the renegade side, however, you can just intimidate every shopkeeper into giving you a discount.