Community Member Spotlight: Furburt

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Danpascooch

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Furburt, he has a ridiculous post count, and joined this site AFTER me, and I practically live on here.

I still assert that he is a robot, a prototype spam-bot that uses advanced AI to advertise effectively as if it was a real human.

Except he's not advertising yet, they are trying to see if he can truly pass as human, so they unleashed him on these forums, as a final test of the AI capabilities he's built with.

It is the ONLY possible explanation for his post count, and the scary way he used to always get the first post on every topic ever made.

I've gotten into the habit of destroying every server cluster I find, then quickly logging back into the Escapist to see if it somehow destroyed him. So far, no luck, and a lot of people are pissed over their sparking server husks.

I'LL GET YOU FURBURT!!!
 

MurderousToaster

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Aug 9, 2008
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Furburt used an apostrophe in a plural.

I have lost faith in him.

"all my favorite genre's"

Who is this genre you speak of?
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Dec 13, 2008
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When you die, The Irish Brigade will hold a web funeral. We will even spend imaginary months making an imaginary casket.
 

Captain Pancake

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Nice interview. I don't care about the opinion on "forum celebrities", I think he's an interesting poster and all round nice guy. He also plays off Hubilub very well, which is always a plus.
 

BiffyClyroEqualsSex

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Captain Pancake said:
Nice interview. I don't care about the opinion on "forum celebrities", I think he's an interesting poster and all round nice guy. He also plays off Hubilub very well, which is always a plus.
Maybe they're the same person... with an agenda to rule the escapist with witty jokes and first posts (i think that rhymed at least in my head it did)
 

reg42

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Can't say I didn't see this coming, but good on ya Furbs!

And yes, a million dollars worth of bacon would be epic, even if you couldn't do anything with it[footnote]Give it to me![/footnote]
MurderousToaster said:
Furburt used an apostrophe in a plural.

I have lost faith in him.

"all my favorite genre's"

Who is this genre you speak of?
I hate it when people do this. Its just grammar. We need fresh idea's on the Escapist! /jokingreply
 

Captain Pancake

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BiffyClyroEqualsSex said:
Captain Pancake said:
Nice interview. I don't care about the opinion on "forum celebrities", I think he's an interesting poster and all round nice guy. He also plays off Hubilub very well, which is always a plus.
Maybe they're the same person... with an agenda to rule the escapist with witty jokes and first posts (i think that rhymed at least in my head it did)
You're a poet, and you didn't know it...
 

The Rockerfly

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This is ridiculous, the celebrity culture here is encouraging terrible discussion and you are starting to feature people in spotlight?

I like him, he's a cool dude but if this is going to be okay to feature members turning the escapist into a celebrity show, that is something I do not want to be a part of
 

The Rockerfly

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Furburt said:
Thanks but I don't care about being mentioned. I wouldn't mind it but I've not done that much and my music thread would really only be notable if it was a pin up on a music section

Sorry now I sound like a miserable git but I thought it was based on popularity, which is silly
 

Stranger of Sorts

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Furburt doesn't eat meat? I always thought he ate babies to perk himself up every morning in preparation for The Escapist... I guess he must make exceptions. Or maybe he drinks them... yeh that makes sense.
 

EeveeElectro

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Ah, Kuliani. You have the best ideas. This would be frigging awesome to do, but I've been a member of the Roosterteeth community for nearly 4 years and they've never chosen me for the featured user, so no hopes here :p
Interesting read though.
 

BehattedWanderer

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Jun 24, 2009
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Are there cooperative efforts in this Llama-smuggling business? I can totally help, I've got a client over here, calls himself "Santo", says he can distribute if I can hook him up. I'll only ask for...5%? Maybe 7?
 

GrinningManiac

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Why wasn't he first? Seriously, the guy's basically the Michael Collins of the Internet (I have an inkling he'll enjoy reading that)

Well done, Furburt, my mate! Good luck with the exams, and kudos for getting this well known in relatively unimportant circles!
 

GrinningManiac

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Furburt said:
BehattedWanderer said:
Are there cooperative efforts in this Llama-smuggling business? I can totally help, I've got a client over here, calls himself "Santo", says he can distribute if I can hook him up. I'll only ask for...5%? Maybe 7?
Por favor, mi amigo, no hablar de ello aqui.

Nos vemos en la encrucijada.

Traiga Carlos, 2 subfusiles, y una caja llena de tilos.

Buena suerte!
GrinningManiac said:
Why wasn't he first? Seriously, the guy's basically the Michael Collins of the Internet (I have an inkling he'll enjoy reading that)
I'm a Guerrilla fighter who secures independence for the country but is then killed by his former troops during the subsequent civil war?

Has this happened?
Don't tell anyone...but...

_>

Yes

Hablar Espana, pero Espana de el Amergio de Sur, porque apendar Espana in Perú para cuatro semana en 2009. Es muy buenito y no muy dificil, pero mi Espana es muy malo

El Carne de la Llama is MUY BUENO, pero mi encanta Alpaca
 

GrinningManiac

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Furburt said:
GrinningManiac said:
Hablar Espana, pero Espana de el Amergio de Sur, porque apendar Espana in Perú para cuatro semana en 2009. Es muy buenito y no muy dificil, pero mi Espana es muy malo

El Carne de la Llama is MUY BUENO, pero mi encanta Alpaca
Yo no soy muy bueno en español para que, pero puedo especie de entender lo que estás hablando.

Así que estás en el Perú?

Era caliente?
Es un poco caliente, pero no malo. Espana es un bueno y importante lengua en la tierra, y no muy dificil

Pero Irlandes es MUY dificil, pero muy bueno

tu hablar Irlandes, no?


(Para Que = For What

I think you meant "Porque" = because. )
 

GrinningManiac

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Furburt said:
GrinningManiac said:
tu hablar Irlandes, no?
Sí, hablo de Irlandes.

Mi gramática no es muy bueno, algo así como el español, pero bueno, estoy tratando.
:) es muy bueno para apendar lengua, tre bien!

(Para Que = For What

I think you meant "Porque" = because. )

No estoy realmente seguro de lo que quise decir allí.
...esta utilizando...Google Translate?!