Community Member Spotlight: Furburt

[Cherry Cola]

JOHN CUSACK BRAIDED MY HAIR TONIGHT!

Best song name ever!

Plus, I love John Cusack.

Spoiler: Let's make them proud!

Tee hee, I was featured before Furburt

Way to go Fabian, I remember when I first joined........you and Hubilub scared me >_>

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

You were just a little forceful on the advances

 

[Cherry Cola]

Levitation is always relevant.
Damn. I can't see him, the Pennines are in the way of my telescope.

Then remove them with Dynamite.

Or just wait for him to Levitate over the Pennines, either works.

It involves Furburt.

How on Earth is any topic related to him relevant ever?

Good point.

Grab the dual ukuleles, I'll get the tractor!

We're making our first song tonight!

I like to call it... JOHN CUSACK BRAIDED MY HAIR TONIGHT!

You guys had better be serious, because I gotta hear that.

If there are tractors in Ireland, I'll start working on the song as soon as I'm done demolishing a couple of buildings.

 

[funksobeefy]

Im looking up your favorite bands on youtube right now. So far I really like Godflesh

so thanks!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

You were just a little forceful on the advances

All I did was rub my scrotum against your cheek whenever you weren't looking!

They do way worse things than that in France!

 

[Sleekgiant]

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

You were just a little forceful on the advances

All I did was rub my scrotum against your cheek whenever you weren't looking!

They do way worse things than that in France!

But you did it in the middle of the restaurant, now I can never go back.

 

[Legion]

Ah, Furburt. A user whom at first I disliked because I thought he was just another member with a high post count due to inane postings and the need to unofficially call "first", until I actually read them and saw he made some insightful and well thought out posts.

Yeah, you can thank Newclassic for that.

He went through a very laborious process of pointing out all my short, meaningless posts, so I decided that every once in a while, I should slow down and write a well thought out and comprehensive response.

And now that I started doing that, nobody really hates me anymore!

I never hated you, not at all.

 

[shadow skill]

Congratulations Furburt.

 

[Sir Kemper]

*Clap Clap Clap*


Congrats Furburt!

Finally nice to let people see your insanity in full power!

Now about that game of Killing Floor you owe me...

 

[Cherry Cola]

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

You were just a little forceful on the advances

All I did was rub my scrotum against your cheek whenever you weren't looking!

They do way worse things than that in France!

But you did it in the middle of the restaurant, now I can never go back.

Their food sucked anyway!

It was like if someone had put their penis in there or something!

...

How much did I drink again?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

You were just a little forceful on the advances

All I did was rub my scrotum against your cheek whenever you weren't looking!

They do way worse things than that in France!

But you did it in the middle of the restaurant, now I can never go back.

Their food sucked anyway!

It was like if someone had put their penis in there or something!

...

How much did I drink again?

Enough to where I took all your valuables

 

[Random Argument Man]

Spoiler: As before, I am jealous that I didn't get community spotlight.

I'll have my revenge and Furburt too

You may have won this one Furburt, but I'll be back!

Note* On a serious note, congratulation...[sub]You lucky bastard![/sub]

 

[Cherry Cola]

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

You were just a little forceful on the advances

All I did was rub my scrotum against your cheek whenever you weren't looking!

They do way worse things than that in France!

But you did it in the middle of the restaurant, now I can never go back.

Their food sucked anyway!

It was like if someone had put their penis in there or something!

...

How much did I drink again?

Enough to where I took all your valuables

NOOOOOO!

NOT MY PROSTATE GENITAL HERPES DECORATED IN GOLD-TEETH!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Never heard of this guy before now...

 

[Sir Kemper]

I never hated you, not at all.

Oh I know, but there was people who did, who do not any longer.

There's still people who hate me, but only like about...3.

So it doesn't really matter.

*Clap Clap Clap*


Congrats Furburt!

Finally nice to let people see your insanity in full power!

Oh, they won't see that.

Not until I finally get that combine harvester.

Speaking of which....

 

[Cherry Cola]

Oh I know, but there was people who did, who do not any longer.

*waves*

Ah, memories of a past long thought forgotten...

 

[Sleekgiant]

I just wanted you to love me!

Love me long and hard all night long!

Is that too much to ask for without scaring someone?

You were just a little forceful on the advances

All I did was rub my scrotum against your cheek whenever you weren't looking!

They do way worse things than that in France!

But you did it in the middle of the restaurant, now I can never go back.

Their food sucked anyway!

It was like if someone had put their penis in there or something!

...

How much did I drink again?

Enough to where I took all your valuables

NOOOOOO!

NOT MY PROSTATE GENITAL HERPES DECORATED IN GOLD-TEETH!

Isn't that a band name?

Never heard of this guy before now...

Really, me neither, wonder who this Furburt guy is

 

[Cherry Cola]

Isn't that a band name?

No silly, you're thinking of:

PROSTATE GENITAL HERPES ON MY AIDS MEDAL!

Completely different.

 

[RatRace123]

Hmm, didn't even know that the escapist did this. Well, it makes sense that Furburt is one of the people spotlighted, he is one of the people I think of when I think of the escapist community. Congrats man!

 

[WrongSprite]

Ha, I've only just noticed that his Birthday is 5 days after mine...

Anyway, nice interview, I think I remember Furburt starting up actually, and the posts were somewhat irritating, but as others have said, there's been plenty of improvement since