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Reaperman Wompa

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"Has encountered an error and needs to close"

"Has recovered from a serious error"

I hate my computer more than the antichrist, that guy could at least do his job.
 

Incompl te

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"X application has performed an illegal action and needs to shut down"

Has it shot someone?
Is it selling drugs?

If not it's really illegal now is it?
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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"Warning No Anti-Virus software detected. Your Computer may be at risk. Get a Mac"

I just like Macs :p

EDIT:
OMG THIS SERIOUSLY JUST HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER!!!

"No monitor detected"
 

Sebenko

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Dkozza said:
"X application has performed an illegal action and needs to shut down"
best thing about that is timing. Usually just after I press the quit button. Program closes, so it needs to close.
 

bkd69

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"Not enough disk space to complete operation"

When the operation I'm trying to complete is deleting files to free up space on my disk drive. Yes, I know it's occurring because Windows wants to put my deleted files in the recycle bin, but will it really incur that much overhead to instead prompt me with "Not enough disk space to save files in recycle bin. Would you like to permanently delete the files?" Did Microsoft really face that extreme a bit shortage?

Also, from a paper towel dispenser in a hospital restroom:
"In case of emergency, twist knob"
The dispenser was one of those grab-and-tug models, and if there was no paper for you to grab and tug on, you twisted the knob on the side to roll some out. But that hardly counts as an emergency does it? Maybe in a bar, but certainly not by hospital standards.
 

RRilef

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error: error

I had this pop up once or twice. I love how descriptive it is. I never could have guessed that my error message was produced because of an error.
 

Beefcakes

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
"No monitor detected"
Haha, this one wins so far, as for my errors? I just ignore them now, I do run Vista after all

And yes, Error: error has happened a few time to me also
 

Danny Ocean

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Although I think this is the best. It may or may not be faked by me...


 

Lord RPGs

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When the Blue Screen Of Death crashes, then you know your computer has failed... At failing.

My computer did. Damned computer.
 

Gitsnik

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Segmentation Fault in program: gdb

I couldn't stop laughing at that one. Especially because I was using it to debug a pointer issue.
 

WittyName

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Imagine this one:

"Error 786: Too many Internet Explorer windows are open. Internet Explorer has become confused and will now die."
 

bioVOLTAGE

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Mine's not really an error, but one time I plugged a mouse into my laptop and it came up "Human Interface Detected."

Also, one time I saw "Adobe Updater needs to update before it can search for updates" somewhere.