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Customizable, full-physics male genitals, entirely uncovered by any clothing:

https://www.vg247.com/2017/01/31/conan-exiles-is-full-of-flapping-dicks-and-ballsacks-and-you-can-pick-your-size/

I for one welcome this, and hope that many videogames will follow this example.

No, it's not about ogling virtual penis, I'm not into that, although I'm glad that people who ARE can now get their kicks with it.

It's about two things I really appreciate:

1) Equality of genders: nudity for both of them, unlike what most media does (allowing us nude women but not nude men).

2) Promoting a nude body as something natural, not as something bad.


If they also allow you to customize characters in great detail, I swear I'm gonna play as an old, fat, creepy nude man who's an evil wizard of some sort. Just because I don't think I ever got the chance to play something like that in a videogame.
 

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Equality you say? In what mainstream game can players customize female boobies in full view, let alone the honey pot which would be the equivalent of cock n balls? Is it this one?

If not this sounds like sexism right here.
 

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I've watched a few livestreams of this game when the dev's were showing off the building features, they did get some chat questions in aswell, but one of them was regarding character customisation and nudity, at the time i believe they said that there was alot of options including an endoument slider, now i know what it does.

One can asume if they let you choose the size and wobblyness of your in game cock the same would hold true for the ladybits aswell.

Frankly i was already interested in this game because im a massive nerd and i love conan and hyboria in general, the idea of being nude or not doesnt realy swing it for me either way, since you know damn well you wanna be wearing armor in battle.

Gonna keep an aye out as this one developes from what i've seen right now the launch is functional but alittle janky for some folks.
 

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Fischgopf said:
hanselthecaretaker said:
Equality you say? In what mainstream game can players customize female boobies in full view, let alone the honey pot which would be the equivalent of cock n balls? Is it this one?

If not this sounds like sexism right here.
It kinda will be by default. Titties are not equalvilant to Dick and Balls and Pussy doesn't offer much in term of visuals if you aren't playing with it. What would you expect them to do, give you a Clitoris Size and Lip Length scale?
Why not? How would that be any different than dick veins or ball hair? Both are equally silly. Personally, I think this is ridiculous. I?m ok if they want to show nakedness of both sexes, but customization? To what end?? I just hope everything else in the game is utterly flawless because if any part of it is broken or shoddily done, they?ll have to live with the fact that while that part was suffering during development, they were paying a TEAM of people to work on dick customization?
 

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Fischgopf said:
Xprimentyl said:
Fischgopf said:
hanselthecaretaker said:
Equality you say? In what mainstream game can players customize female boobies in full view, let alone the honey pot which would be the equivalent of cock n balls? Is it this one?

If not this sounds like sexism right here.
It kinda will be by default. Titties are not equalvilant to Dick and Balls and Pussy doesn't offer much in term of visuals if you aren't playing with it. What would you expect them to do, give you a Clitoris Size and Lip Length scale?
Why not? How would that be any different than dick veins or ball hair? Both are equally silly. Personally, I think this is ridiculous. I?m ok if they want to show nakedness of both sexes, but customization? To what end?? I just hope everything else in the game is utterly flawless because if any part of it is broken or shoddily done, they?ll have to live with the fact that while that part was suffering during development, they were paying a TEAM of people to work on dick customization?
Why not?

Well, because it would be largely redundant. Vaginas just generally don't vary as much in immediantly visible ways. Also, I didn't see anything about dick veins or ball hair.

Otherwise I agree. I'm just saying that doing the same thing with a Vagina seems largely pointless. Not that having the Dick and Balls seems to have a point to it.
Oh, I didn?t even bother reading the article; I was being facetious with the veins and hair because ANY customization of EITHER set of genitals is ridiculous; saying vaginal customizations would be pointless is splitting [pubic] hairs over a ridiculous issue. BUT, if they insist on expending (read: ?wasting?) the resources, they might as well allow for female customizations as well because however slight, vaginas DO vary enough outwardly to save themselves a SJW shit-show and not excluding females. (And allow me to qualify that I do not use the acronym ?SJW? derogatorily, just eye-rolling at what forums such as this will look like if females aren?t afforded the same customization opportunities.) Doesn?t matter; I presume most players will have any and all sliders set to the min or max because that?s the level of maturity ?penis customization? elicits.
 

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I'm not sure if its better or worse that we finally have video game dicks that are somewhat lifelike.

I remember installing nude mods on Skyrim and was shocked to see a massive erect penis sprouting from the corpse of the bandit I had just killed. It was pretty disturbing, especially in the areas where dead bodies are stacked together. So many dead dudes, so many dicks...
 

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Fischgopf said:
hanselthecaretaker said:
Equality you say? In what mainstream game can players customize female boobies in full view, let alone the honey pot which would be the equivalent of cock n balls? Is it this one?

If not this sounds like sexism right here.
It kinda will be by default. Titties are not equalvilant to Dick and Balls and Pussy doesn't offer much in term of visuals if you aren't playing with it. What would you expect them to do, give you a Clitoris Size and Lip Length scale?
Well, yes, and also things like tightness, inner/outer lip shape, etc. What I would do is create a character with a very large, girthy vagina, give her blueish green skin, then name her the Gaping Dragon.
 

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Really, guys? I am happy a game allows non-sexual nudity and finally allows customization of the penis just like it has customization of the boobs....... and some people come and call it sexist because you can't customize a vagina (as if vaginas didn't look kinda the same on the outside, unlike penises). This is why we can't have nice things.

And then there's other people claiming that showing a penis is immature. It's immature only if you think it's immature. For me, it's on the level of those nude sculptures you see in museums. For me, it's a step towards stopping with that ridiculous shaming of the human genitalia.
 

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Nature Guardian said:
Really, guys? I am happy a game allows non-sexual nudity and finally allows customization of the penis just like it has customization of the boobs....... and some people come and call it sexist because you can't customize a vagina (as if vaginas didn't look kinda the same on the outside, unlike penises). This is why we can't have nice things.

And then there's other people claiming that showing a penis is immature. It's immature only if you think it's immature. For me, it's on the level of those nude sculptures you see in museums. For me, it's a step towards stopping with that ridiculous shaming of the human genitalia.
I don?t think nudity is intrinsically shameful or immature; when used for a clear narrative purpose, it?s fine and inoffensive. However, I hate to break it to you, but the gaming community by and large isn?t exactly known for its rampant maturity.

I don?t care either way; I really don?t see this as a significant step in any significant direction to destigmatize nudity in games, but if it?s something anyone is actually calling for, then it would have a better place in a game like a Saints Row where the farcical, ridiculous and tongue-in-cheek abound and we should expect nothing less. If anyone thinks the Mass Effect experience could have been improved by allowing players the choice to have their male Commander Shepherd sport a 10-inch dick, then they?re either playing the wrong game or are playing it for the wrong reasons.
 

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I just like that for probably weeks, some programmers had to get up in the morning and say, "Welp, I get to go to work and make more Cock veins today."

While this seems silly, I think that's part of the point. Nobody needs or asks for a dick maker in games, but now that we have one I'm kinda glad. After all, people seem so obsessed with the junk a fictional character has, you now have full control over it.

As for the vagina customization, I would have liked to be able to create a Barbarian lady with a dicky-clit. I would run at people and let it bounce which would confuse and terrify my enemies. "AHH WTF is that!?"
 
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Okay, so if we could trim the sexism, feminism, misogyny etc. fat that surrounds this: Penis Editor - Good or Bad?

I think it adds nothing to the game and is a cheap(methaporically) way to provide free advertisement. But i don't mind it just being there.

Nature Guardian said:
(as if vaginas didn't look kinda the same on the outside, unlike penises).
Fischgopf said:
Vaginas just generally don't vary as much in immediantly visible ways.
I think you are underestimating vaginas. "Innie" or "outie", how trimmed it is, color of the lips etc. There, three features i've came up with just now.
In fact, won't be surprised if devs will reveal that you can customize vags of female npcs as well.
 

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MrCalavera said:
Okay, so if we could trim the sexism, feminism, misogyny etc. fat that surrounds this: Penis Editor - Good or Bad?

I think it adds nothing to the game and is a cheap(methaporically) way to provide free advertisement. But i don't mind it just being there.
It is clearly just a shock gimmick to bring attention to the game. Nothing more.
 

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Fischgopf said:
hanselthecaretaker said:
Fischgopf said:
hanselthecaretaker said:
Equality you say? In what mainstream game can players customize female boobies in full view, let alone the honey pot which would be the equivalent of cock n balls? Is it this one?

If not this sounds like sexism right here.
It kinda will be by default. Titties are not equalvilant to Dick and Balls and Pussy doesn't offer much in term of visuals if you aren't playing with it. What would you expect them to do, give you a Clitoris Size and Lip Length scale?
Well, yes, and also things like tightness, inner/outer lip shape, etc. What I would do is create a character with a very large, girthy vagina, give her blueish green skin, then name her the Gaping Dragon.
So, I doubt this Game will feature masturbation or in-depth sex mechanics...so at what point do you think you are going to see tightness or the inner lips? I also don't see any Sliders that would allow for anywhere near that depth when designing your virtual penis.

I don't even know what you mean by "girthy vagina"...do you expect your imaginary character to just have a wide open Vagina at all times?
It would be gaping, so yeah. When she walks, it'd be flapping to and fro kinda like curtains do when a window's open.
 

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undeadsuitor said:
CritialGaming said:
MrCalavera said:
Okay, so if we could trim the sexism, feminism, misogyny etc. fat that surrounds this: Penis Editor - Good or Bad?

I think it adds nothing to the game and is a cheap(methaporically) way to provide free advertisement. But i don't mind it just being there.
It is clearly just a shock gimmick to bring attention to the game. Nothing more.
Honestly, that basically describes sexualization in gaming in a nutshell.

Anyways; I'm just enjoying all the salt from squeamish male gamers.
And yet people want sexualization anyway. In fact they often want more varieties of it. LBGT sexualization and the like. People want it represented, yet ***** about it being a gimmick when it appears in a unique form as it does here in Conan. I feel like there is a sense of wanting your cake and eating it too kind of thing going on.

Ultimately it just shows that people don't really know what they want.

If you'll excuse me, I am working on crafting my perfect pecker. Curse these sliders!