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PowerC

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Daystar Clarion said:
PowerC said:
Become Batman With the Force, saving the world until i find a prodigy to be my Robin, train him in the ways of the force, then let him take over for me when I meet the girl I want to settle down with, have force adept babies and turn them into a super-powered legion of truth and jusice, then come out of retirement at age 152 in order to fight a giant Darth Vader/ The Joker monster and defeat him, giving up my life in the process but becoming one with the force, and watching over the earth forever and ever


AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER,

THE END
Hey, I'd watch that movie.

Yeah, the exact reason why Hollywood needs to unconcern themselves with making a Thundercats movie
 

DevilWolf47

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Well for one i'd master the powers, not much point in having powers if you aren't going to abuse them. I'd specifically focus on telekinesis, mind tricks, and force lightning, and then focus on ending world conflict. I'd use the mind tricks to hide my identity, constantly blend in, and convince tyrants and stupid fucking politicians to either step down or clean up their act by fucking with their heads, all the while using telekinesis to form a sort of kinetic barrier as a defense in case people suddenly realize what i am and begin shooting, and use force lightning to disable security systems around me.

Or if i can't be bothered, i'd just use force lightning as a defibrillator when i'm on the job and use telekinesis to pleasure my girlfriend. Maybe use the mind trick to trick the occasional entitled Wall Street ************ to give all their wealth to game corporations i like and become Buddhists. Maybe while i'm at it, use force lightning to restore myself on a cellular level so that i age slowly. If there is a zombie apocalypse coming, i want to live to see it!
You know, that's not a bad plan. I'm with you on this one!
Which one? The saving the world idea, the brainwashing rich entitled motherfuckers idea, the psychically touch all erogenous zones idea, or the survive to the zombie apocalypse idea?
 
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Jedihunter4 said:
Unless you somehow managed to convince your friends to shoot you, there is no way you would have had any practice at deflecting/blocking bullets with the Force. Force user have quick reflexes, but not that quick.

Bullets travel a lot quicker than the blaster bolts in the movies.
 

pffh

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First try to find a way to live forever with the help of the force. If that meant that I have to drain life energy from other people so be it.
Second I'd travel the world hiding my identity and slowly guiding the world towards world peace with me as the true ruler behind the throne.

Sure some people will die in the progress but think about how many will live! We are talking world peace here all for the cost of an occasional life to keep me going, forever and ever. Mwuhahahahahahahahhaa.... Sorry I don't know what came over me just know.
 

Manchubot

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To bad this statement isn't true. Ylu can't possibly be the first Jedi because Freddiew beat you to it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2H-SOqbQoA
 

Pirakahunter788

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I figure it like in the Spider Man movies. With great power, comes great responsibility.

For one, the force has limits. The force cannot bring people back from the dead, it can't keep you living forever, and it can't let you travel back or forward in time (but there is a power that let's you view the past or the future, but you cannot change it).

Next, we have people who want your kind of power. If you reveal your power to others that don't already have it, they'll attempt to take advantage of you, become jealous, or afraid of your powers. This may end up with the Military at your doorstep.

Not to mention, your powers of the force don't constitute any kind of weapon except in non-conventional terms, like lightning, push, or grip.

It's hard to say what i'd do with my powers. I guess I'd go a little Sith and get myself some cash to work with, but otherwise I'd help people discreetly and create my own underground Jedi Academy, for Force Sensitive users.
 

Adam28

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I would follow in Revan's foot steps, never allowing myself to fall completely to the so called dark side. I would become a "hero" at least in my own mind, killing criminals and scumbags, being feared like Kira from Death Note. That or try to bring peace through other means, I will never fully succeed but I will make the world a better place.... I think. I must also make sure that I keep myself alive either through life and force draining, or will/anger (like Darth Sion).
 

Death God

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Persuade people into getting everything I want then get a huge mansion and invite my friends to stay and live with me. Then, show them my powers, have a little fun, and begin my quest to find others. I would have to make sure I was the strongest though so that I don't get overthrown and have my own private Jedi alliance while chillin' with friends in my dream mansion and live my life in fame and luxury. Simple as that. Maybe travel the world and see the sights. Become a famous "magician" like Houdini. You know. Living life like a king.
 

Duffeknol

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Force mind control everyone till I reach the top. No one will ever know what I can do. Who needs flashy lightning when you got politics? Palpatine is my hero.
 

Grayjack

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I'd probably just keep it hidden. I'm not one for being the center of attention.
 

Bobbity

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I'd go live up on a hill and maybe take an apprentice.

That or I'd go out and awe people with my powers. [small]And, I guess, actually help people :p[/small]
 

Plumerou

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probably jump around buildings, getting some food for free by persuading people and probably just living happily ever after (it reminds me somewhat of dragon age origins persuasion with the companions with -100 approval "OK THATS IT IM LEAVING" -dont leave please i need you :(- "... very well")
 

GLo Jones

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Become rich, buy an island, declare it an independent nation, and gather up the best scientists together to work on prolonging my life indefinitely (whether that is through genetic enhancement, or bionic replacement (go all General Grievous on ya!)).
 

Bocaj2000

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I agree with the spiderman quote. "With great power comes great responsibility."

The only thing that I would really do differently in sleep while floating. That would be fucking awesome. Floating in general is awesome---

Other than that I would have to find out what I would do once it happens.
 

PettingZOOPONY

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Nothing useful at all, I would flaunt my powers by doing stupid shit and making people pissed of until they decided to kill the only known force adept in the world.
 

Xlr8DETH

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i would reach out with the force and find other force sensitive sentient spacefaring species who have already created a jedi council and join them as the first human among their ranks and they would then designate me as ruler of earth
 

madmatt

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Jedihunter4 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Well, you're not really, because the Jedi Order doesn't exist... yet. But you are certainly the first Force adept on the planet.

For some unknown reason, fate has chosen you to be the very first Force prodigy. This mean that you are completely aware of your powers, and not only that, you are equally gifted in all areas of the Force (meaning that you do not struggle to learn using these powers, not that you are automatically a master of each).

We're talking about freakin' Revan strength possibilities here people! (Not broken as fuck, way over the top possibilities of Galen Marek, AKA, Starkiller from the Force Unleashed).

You have all the powers at your disposal:
Precognition (you sometimes can see the future in dreams and in battle you have what basically equates to the Jedi version of Spider Sense).
Force persuasion (i.e. Jedi mind tricks).
Force lift/push/throw/heal etc.
Force choke/lightning etc (because there isn't a light/dark side, since there is no order to define how you use your powers).
All the physical buffs that Force adepts possess, like lightning reflexes, exceptional speed etc.
And, most importantly, you can detect the Force in other living things, which basically means that you can identify the Force potential of everybody you meet.

Now, unless you start walking around throwing cars around and force choking random passers by, nobody is going to realise you are a Force user. What are you going to do? The age old pass time would dictate that you become a Formula 1 driver. Gotta put those reflexes to work somehow right? Will you tell your friends and family, teaching any you can detect as being potential Force users? The choices are yours.

Just don't fuck up and get caught by any government organisation. You don't want your arse being Order 66'ed now do we?

EDIT: Okay people, let's not forget that you are a Force user, not a superhero. No amount of Force lightning is going to stop anyone from eventually shooting you. You don't have the benefit of a lightsaber, and even then, I don't think it would deflect bullets.
You would't get gunned down cause you would be able to stop the bullets with your force powers! the only reason they can't stop blasters is cause they are energy weapons and they have no mass, bullets are just little pieces of metal so you would be able to create like a force field around you, only way some one could feasibly kill you is with like a flame-thrower which they would have to get close or a nuke or something or unbelievable numbers, as there are no other jedi or sith, or people with blasters, or maybe in your sleep, being as jedi can see shit coming slightly.
i don't think this is a "if you could do anything" kind of thread, there are limitations. Remember, 12 people with automatic rifles could fire hundreds of bullets in a few seconds, each of which would have a great deal of velocity to stop, you cant summon like a virtual wall around you without effort - you have limits (like a jedi does, they aren't just supermen).

To avoid being a lab dissected specimen, i would use it only sparingly and quietly and train only those i am actually sure can keep their traps shut. No need to spoil everything by making yourself everyones enemy. Parading an advantage is the fastest way to lose it.
 

WonderWillard

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On that day I also become the laziest person in the world, as I would use the force to do literally everything. Even for crapping and operating my xbox controller. Yep.