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Chappy

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Unless there was a suitable threat to combat my new force powers I'd probably sith it up and go mad with power, not the dark creepy mad but the hysterical laughing mad.

I mean really if your going to get force powers you might as well have a counter balance or a threat to combat or go pants on head insane and enjoy it.

However before all this I would have to use The Force to win breakdancing competitions and force choke anymore who so much as mentioned midichlorians.
 

Jfswift

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I'd probably be some notorious gambler and be corrupted by the powers of the force. Also I disagree with you that there wouldn't be a light/dark side right away. I'm pretty sure there'd be two force active people appearing at once since it always has to remain balanced.
 

GreyKnight3445

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Gather others like me, and begin recruiting/hiring PMCs and ex military, and when the world is on the brink of utter chaos I, in a fell swoop, take over the United States, North Korea, and Russia, and then conquer the rest of the world and lay the foundation of the Earth Empire!

Also I`d totally do what Sidious did and live forever!
 

magicmonkeybars

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when dealing with the Force the only limitation is ones understanding of the force, so if my understanding is total, everything dies, no one can stop me.
 

thecoreyhlltt

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hello elem. school/ mid school bullies... KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD AND PREPARE TO DIE!!!

then many years later i'd learn the folly of my ways, become good, and train padewans!

-side note-
so starkiller's name is galen marek? wasn't darth revan's apprentice named marek?????!! ARE THEY RELATED SOMEHOW?!?! like great great great great great great great somethings?
 

thecoreyhlltt

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GreyKnight3445 said:
Gather others like me, and begin recruiting/hiring PMCs and ex military, and when the world is on the brink of utter chaos I, in a fell swoop, take over the United States, North Korea, and Russia, and then conquer the rest of the world and lay the foundation of the Earth Empire!

Also I`d totally do what Sidious did and live forever!
except the getting killed by your apprentice part... right?
 

JordanXlord

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...me a Jedi?


Its time for me to Kill All Video Game Haters, TIME FOR MY TO UNLEASH FORCE LIGHTING !!!
 

GreyKnight3445

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thecoreyhlltt said:
GreyKnight3445 said:
Gather others like me, and begin recruiting/hiring PMCs and ex military, and when the world is on the brink of utter chaos I, in a fell swoop, take over the United States, North Korea, and Russia, and then conquer the rest of the world and lay the foundation of the Earth Empire!

Also I`d totally do what Sidious did and live forever!
except the getting killed by your apprentice part... right?
Well yes in the first, but I come back at the end of the second one because of some mcguffin artifact i had in the tool shed and i have an epic battle with my apprentice in the third and its a European film so i win at the end of the fourth movie.
 

Dags90

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Become an expensive criminal defense lawyer.

This is not the Simpson you are looking for.
 

lcyw20

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I will intimidate every nasty and corrupt government official and rogue militia i. e., just about every one of them to do what they are supposed to do, or I will tell them what to do if they actually have no idea. If they so much as reach for the gun... I will tear them about with sheer Force! Literally! And let that be an example to those who would even think of trying to get rid of me. Of course I will need a series strategies as well--intimidation on its own will not do, and that's where Force precoginition comes in. Now that we've treated the root factor, let's see what I can do about those nuclear reactors...
 

Nouw

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I would use it to help my everyday life like when my underwear makes walking uncomfortable and when I have to move the dehumidifier.

Yes pretty juvenile but I'm not so keen on using it for 'the greater good.' Neither am I going to take advantage of people with it.
 

Saelune

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Not a superhero? Please. If you can be a super hero for being fast, rich, or being magnetic, then being a Jedi is a Super DUPER Hero.
 

WolfThomas

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Fight crime, yes I know you said we're not superheroes, but damnit that's what I'm going to do. Probably use mind trick to get me Batman levels of money and tech to help support me. Train others with potential to be heroes too.

That or secretly manipulate the world into a utopian society.
 

Sulgoth

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Go down to the states and start pissing anyone with a gun off, then force block the bullet from exiting through the chamber and watch the fireworks, who says that you can't stop a bullet :D
 

Saint of M

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I would be a mercenary, and would take the occasional student under my wing. Depending on the difficulty of the task will depend on who I send on it, and how much I get paid. Though three or four red and blue Twillik girls would be a nice down payment.
 

Sarge034

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First thing I'd do is get hurt real bad so I could get some bad ass armor. Then I would go off into a secluded jungle and hone my powers. Next stop... Lightsabers!
 

Scarim Coral

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First thing I will try to use my powers to create a light saber somehow.

Second thing I don't care how much you say I can't be a superhero but I would try to help people from the shadow (stay hidden). Beside I would mind trick on government officers to erase all data on it (yeah I know this won't work all the time).