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countrysteaksauce

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The black helicopters are on their way.

The masons, the elders of Zion, and the Illuminati secretly control the world. Just thought you should know. They were the ones that set up Obama's death panels to kill all Americans a year away from receiving social security benefits in an attempt to control the world's anti-matter supply.

They have already built two anti-matter bombs; one is stored in the Vatican and the other is in New York. They will use these to curb transgressions and give rise to a one world government that will seek to subjugate all humans and bring them under their control.

At that point, they will have a good platform for fighting the forces of Xenu.

Once he is defeated they will colonize Alpha Centauri and continue to force their will upon alien species until the universe is under their control.
 

Snowalker

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Fanusc101 said:
EDIT: My apologizes, that thread was different.

My favorite conspiracy has to be that one about "Nibiru" or "Planet X". Apparently some people think there is a planet heading towards Earth that will hit Earth within the next two years.
I had a friend chew me out because I explained due to gravational forces, and the like, it would be damn near impossible this could happen. He swore on his life that it would happen, I guess in 2012 we'll find out. *smug grin*
 

aakibar

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Sadly the deathstar is larger then our moon and someone would notice but that would be awsome.

Conspircy theory hmmmm:

We did not land on the moon, dumbest one yet

Area 51 is the bet theory ever, one of my friends uncle works there and he said he would have to kill you if he told you with a straight face so that holds up pretty well (yes my friend is alive)
 

aakibar

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Snowalker said:
Fanusc101 said:
EDIT: My apologizes, that thread was different.

My favorite conspiracy has to be that one about "Nibiru" or "Planet X". Apparently some people think there is a planet heading towards Earth that will hit Earth within the next two years.
I had a friend chew me out because I explained due to gravational forces, and the like, it would be damn near impossible this could happen. He swore on his life that it would happen, I guess in 2012 we'll find out. *smug grin*
i was under the impression it was a asteroid not a plant what ever the chances aare astronomical *shrugs* don't care my people will save me.....
 

lwm3398

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poojmoob said:
That's why George Carlin < Alan Moore

Fuck George Carlin and conspiracy theorists!

Alan Moore and skeptics FTW!!!
Oh god, guys. I revived the Halo troll boy with this thread! Sorry!
 

A Weary Exile

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IdealistCommi said:
The Nazi's had a moon base! No one will belive me!........
It's true!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3246/2471267595_2ab1c2fc00_o.jpg

OP: The theories that say that the government invented AIDS and Crack, it just gives crack addicts someone to blame I guess.
 

johnman

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The moon landing hoax one seems stupid to me. The Russians tracked the entire mission and would of been the first to shout "Hoax!"
 

lwm3398

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
It's true!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3246/2471267595_2ab1c2fc00_o.jpg
DAMN! They got all those "Die Glockas" Up there before I could stop them!

Quickly now, board the ship! We're heading to the moon!
 

Grigori361

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Well there WAS one about how 9/11 was a set up, and was a "false flag" attack on Americans by criminal agents within their own government. Which is ridiculous of course, but then there WAS a planned scenario doing just that considered by the US military as a catapult to a war with Cuba back in the day that did exactly what the conspiracy theorists say happened now.

Now I don't mean an attack against the twin towers, but rather just false flag attacks on the US by what would appear to be Cuban forces. I'm not saying I believe it, but the US DOES have a history of such things.

Personally I don't much care either way, but if anyone is interested here is one of my sources on project "northwoods" which is the suggestive planning aspect of the Cuban attack.

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf

and THAT is why I don't much care for the US, no offense.
 

Hybridwolf

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Anyone will belive anything, so long as it condradicts the truth. The one theory I found the most bullshit was the weapons of mass destruction one...

when a goverment needs to lie about going to war, then there is no legit reason for going to war. Why our British goverment even got involed is beyond me.
 

Murlin

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.136311#3068575
missed this one? if not sorry if it seems like necroposting

but seriously google IS getting somewhat out of hand I think...
 

lolmynamewastaken

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i know one thats right!
the queen mother isn't dead at all, she's just dormant waiting for the time that she is needed to rise up and unleash her wrath against those who disurve it most.
that and jade goodie and michael jackson aren't dead at all, they just eloped
 

nicholaxxx

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lwm3398 said:
Fanusc101 said:
EDIT: My apologizes, that thread was different.

My favorite conspiracy has to be that one about "Nibiru" or "Planet X". Apparently some people think there is a planet heading towards Earth that will hit Earth within the next two years.
You mean 3, 2012 is the end of the world.

Which reminds me, 2012 is another great Conspiracy Theory.
can it really be called a conspiracy? just curoius because it's not like the planet (assuming it exists) is activley conspiring against us... just following it's orbit. NOw, if the the planet X were placed there by the government as some sort of prison colony... THAT would be huge...hold on, I think I'm on to something. *que cliche conspiracy movie montage*
 

lwm3398

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nicholaxxx said:
can it really be called a conspiracy? just curoius because it's not like the planet (assuming it exists) is activley conspiring against us... just following it's orbit. NOw, if the the planet X were placed there by the government as some sort of prison colony... THAT would be huge...hold on, I think I'm on to something. *que cliche conspiracy movie montage*
You mean The Davinci Code?
 

Cliff_m85

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That there is this guy who has magical powers and knows everything. One day he turned into a ghost and had sex with a woman. The baby was actually the same guy as the ghost though and he went on a suicide mission to forgive us for everything wrong we did because he made us the way we are. After he was purposely killed he came back from the dead and flew up into the sky.