Cool sayings you've heard.

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"You're much more likely to be good at something if you delude yourself into thinking you're going to be."

Made that up myself just now but it's true.
 

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"A learning experience is one of those things that say, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that"- Douglas Adams I think.
 

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Delsana said:
"Never love or care for something so much that you can't bear to lose it."

My life quote.
that's an aweful quote, "Things an Illuminati would say" sheesh man you're morbid.

The more specific idea of Evolution now reached is -- a change from an indefinite, incoherent homogeneity to a definite, coherent heterogeneity, accompanying the dissipation of motion and integration of matter

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Mainly came across this during Bio-Sci in college, funny thing about this quote is that it was written before Darwin's theory....Esentially that's whay life is if you think about it, an integration of matter....
 

Alex Cowan

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To be used in any conversation about politics:

"Empires have emperors, and kingdoms have kings. Countries have ... well, you get the idea..."
 

BlackStar42

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"Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it."
"Never ever bet anything that you're not prepared to lose."
 

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ScreamingNinja said:
x EvilErmine x said:
"They say that when life gives you lemons then you should make lemonaide, but i say fuck that. Take them lemons an throw them back in life's face. Say fuck you life, what the hell am i supposed to do with lemons you bastard, other people got fame, or looks or money and you give me fucking lemons?! What the fuck is this shit all about then!? You know what? Screw you and your lemons. I don't need any of your crap lemons. You know why? coz i am fucking awesome and you ain't never gonna get me down."

Me, Summer of 2009
Did you just quote yourself? I lol'd.
Is that narcissism? I've seen people quote themselves on here before, in similar threads.
 

Paikis

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OhJohnNo said:
Is that narcissism? I've seen people quote themselves on here before, in similar threads.
Technically it was a Cave Johnson quote from Portal 2... very slightly paraphrased. :D
 

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"There is no justice, just me" - Death from the Discworld novels.

I think the book was Morte but it's been so long since I read it. Feel free to correct me.
 

Paikis

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"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool."
- Terry Goodkind, "Wizard's First Rule"
 

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Guess I'm not alone at being alone.

-The Police.

Edit:"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"
-Mom.

Edit II: Geert Wilders: Calm down!

Mark Rutte: YOU CALM DOWN!
-Two dumb politicians in Holland.
 

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"Once you go Jack, you never go back." Me.
And:

"My government may be run by fools, but it is not run by evil men." Another one from me, but I only bring it up because a fellow writer wanted my permission to use that.

"Truth resists simplicity." John Green (I like it because it's a paradox)

"Too much haha, pretty soon boo hoo" (Ted, when asked to recite Dr Kelso's number one rule)
 

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"When life finaley beats you down when theres no light or hope left and your teetering at the ege You must learn one thing... Learn to not give a fuck."
-My freind, Choen Bousigard
 

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"Prepare for the worst but hope for the best" -myself

"What are we? I think we have the right to ask, I think we have the right to never stop. Anything born with the necessary curiosity has the right to ask what they are and damn any one who tells you that you don't." -Philhellenes

"They say, and I have reason to believe, that sometimes we are at our most alive when facing the prospect of our own mortality. Maybe that means that if we convince ourselves that we live forever we never really feel alive at all." -Philhellenes

"Martin Luther King gets to call himself a Christian because he actually practiced loving his enemies and Gandhi was so fucking Christian he was Hindu." -Bill Maher