Coolest names you've ever heard?

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axia777

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I knew a kid named "Onyx Deth" once. I am not shitting you in the slightest.
 

irrelevantnugget

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I just discovered someone on facebook whose name is Sandy Nutsack.

I HOPE, for the love of all things good, that it's just a joke profile.
 

slade carter

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there is only one reason to have a cool name, and that is to ensure that you get laid... fortunately I was blessed with a name that has given me so many countless mad roots that I have considered changing my name so that i can get some rest...

but a few to throw into the mix...

Hunter Wolff

Louis Magnum

Nick Corker

... remember when you meet someone new, you can be whoever you want.. so if your name is graham smith, then you should have a real hard look at the notches in your bed post...

fortunately i have a four poster totem pole bed
 

slade carter

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yeah ... the european names are really growing on me. my wife had twin boys last month and we named them Adolf and Ghengis
 

Vision of Division

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bkd69 said:
Enzo is cool as well
That's my cousin's name! There was a similar article on cracked.com i believe, apparently there is a Lieutenant Fightmaster somewhere in the US army. How awesome would that be?
 

slade carter

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hey jay cee, are you free to come to the twin's christening next week. I would like you to be their godfather....
 

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Motti (hence why I chose it as a nickname), Lance (is there anything cooler than being named after a weapon? It's like being called gun!) and Mort (I stand thoroughly corrected. The only thing cooler than being named after a weapon is being named after death itself).
 
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When I was looking through a rack at the top of the Empire State Building for one of those key-rings that has your name on it and it didn't have my name so I went to my mum to have a quick rant about it it went something like this "How stupid is this they don't have "Harry" but have, Henrietta, Harold, Hunter an-. Wait a sec, Hunter? THAT IS THE COOLEST NAME EVER I MUST HAVE IT!"

So that's my epic tale :)
 

captainwolfos

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A mate of mine's first and middle names are 'Toby Sebastian', which kicks ass.
I know a dude named Isaac, but will violently glomp anyone with the name Rowan - by far my favourite name.

And I know someone nicknamed 'Ozzy', but oddly her real name is Julya. I've never really asked about her nickname, it just sort of fits XD
 

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suckmyBR said:
When I was looking through a rack at the top of the Empire State Building for one of those key-rings that has your name on it and it didn't have my name so I went to my mum to have a quick rant about it it went something like this "How stupid is this they don't have "Harry" but have, Henrietta, Harold, Hunter an-. Wait a sec, Hunter? THAT IS THE COOLEST NAME EVER I MUST HAVE IT!"

So that's my epic tale :)
Hey, another Harry :D XD
Yes, I'm quite easily amused XD
 
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I have a friend from Pakistan, called Zanulabedin.
Also, Freeman is a kickass surname.
And Armstrong too.

Zanulabedin Freeman Armstrong anyone?
 

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spang53 said:
There is a guy in the military named Max Fightmaster, plus he's a staff sergeant so its just epic. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster.
That's pretty awesome. A guy in the British army got convicted of torturing and killing Iraqi prisoners a while back. His name and rank? Corporal Donald Payne. Yup, that's right, Corporal Payne.

Those prisoners must have SHIT themselves when that guy walked in and introduced himself...
 

Fudgo

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I remember having a couple old friends named Sea and Finn, which was pretty cool.

But this [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1775001/] is probably the most awesome name I've ever heard.