Corrupt a Superpower

[Dorian]

Granted, but it only works when you're asleep. Bummer.

I want the power to be patient.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but only when you're in the hospital (whoo punnable)

i want the power to steal super powers

 

[stormcaller]

Yeah, Rogue style so you can never touch anyone without killing them. (Which may or may not be a bad thing depending on the fucktard population of where you live)

I want the power to make funny lolcat images and take over the world with them!

 

[ravensshade]

Yeah, Rogue style so you can never touch anyone without killing them. (Which may or may not be a bad thing depending on the fucktard population of where you live)

wooooo no penalty!

granted but you can only take over "the world" (the online game of .hack anime/manga)

i want the power to call storms P)

 

[3quency]

Granted but you only have the power to call on Storm the X-woman and she hates your guts.

The Power to kill a yak from two hundred yards away

 

[ravensshade]

granted but it only works if you stand next to your target

the power make weapons appear out of thin air

 

[Zacharine]

Granted, but the yak dies explosively, with a safety radius of 300 yards.

I want the power to create coffee beans out of thin air.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Granted, but the laws of conservation of energy and material require the materials of this coffee bean to come from another coffee bean.
Walmart is very perplexed about losing a steady bag's worth of coffee beans every week.

Also, you deafen yourself on the sound something creates when it automatically fills an area that there isn't space for.

I want the power to always be awake and not suffer from sleep deprivation.

 

[Sigenrecht]

Granted, but only when you're aroused.

I want absolute control of matter and energy, and an expanded understanding of the universe.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but only when you can make a perfect strawberry sunday when it's midnight... without a light

i want mastery over all the sweet things in the world

 

[atv_chic_18]

Granted! But your allergic to sweets. Aw what a bummer. On the plus side, you can still create them and gain cash from it.

The power to be the most awesome.

 

[Wilfy]

Granted! But you can't find him.
I want to be able to transform into a rainbow

 

[DementedMonkeez]

granted, but only at night.

Power: Super Speed

 

[Not Carl]

Granted, but it is confined to your digestive system. Manlaxative!

The power to sublimate (turn gas into solid).

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Granted, but it only works on noble gases. Woohoo, you now have an inert chunk of neon.

I want the power to make water into tequila.

 

[ravensshade]

granted but they either taste like shit, piss and if your extremely unlucky both at the same time.

i want the power to make up useful powers that actually work

 

[LewsTherin]

Granted, but you spew nothing but unintelligible gibberish and silly opinions. Hey, it's your right.

Mind-control.

 

[ravensshade]

you can only mind-control someone who is just about to die

the ability to make other people pee themselves