Corrupt a Superpower

[aussiesniper]

Granted, but only people you like.

Telepyrosis (set things on fire with your mind).

 

[luna_moth]

Granted, but it only works on things you own.

The ability to talk to plants and animals.

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Granted. They all speak Ancient Arabic.

I want the power to make any picture on a piece of paper- with my mind.

 

[Azraellod]

Granted, but from now on the only image you can envision is an AAA battery

i want the ability to read the information encoded on CDs without the use of a computer - just using my eyes.

 

[terribleyetfun]

granted,but it appears in binary form which goes by so fast you can`t understand it.

I want the power to shoot bullets from my hands.

 

[ravensshade]

granted you get 2 uncloseable gaps in your hands from which blood flows in a steady stream.

i want to have chocolate creation powers

 

[Not Carl]

Granted, but you also get type 1 diabetes.

The power of superhuman taste!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Granted, but you lose your sense of hearing and sight to compensate.

The power of aquakinesis! To manipulate water like pyrokinetics manipulate fire!

 

[atv_chic_18]

Granted but it only works when you are near the Hawaiian shores.

The power to move inanimate objects without touching them.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Granted, but they explode when you touch them.

The power to be the most random, illogical thing ever.

 

[Outasync]

granted, but that is a goldfish wearing lipstick with bows in her gills and 50 eyes

the power to turn people into zombies

PEOPLE not ME

 

[luna_moth]

Granted, but they eat your brain the first chance they get.

The power to make sane people crazy.

 

[atv_chic_18]

Granted, but now the crazy people are following you everywhere you go! What a bummer. On the plus side you might have more followers than Brangelina has paparazzi.

The power to move objects like Gambit does.

 

[Xender90]

Granted but it takes 4 times more energy then moving it with your hands.

the power to fix anything.

 

[Outasync]

granted, but then a giant foot comes out of the sky and crushes it anytime you do

the power to heal yourself if your sick

 

[atv_chic_18]

Granted, but everytime you do you get ran over by the Kool-Aid man as he breaks into your house.

The power to gain strength from lightening and use it as a defense mechanism.

 

[lupe]

Granted, but you have to be within 10 feet of a 220 volt power socket in order to tap into that power.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when you're paying for something.

 

[atv_chic_18]

Granted, but you can only do it if its under 200 dollars at a time.

The power to manipulate thoughts.

 

[G1eet]

Granted, but you can only control the thoughts of certain animals during a certain time of the Moon's cycle.

The power to convert energy to matter and vice versa.

 

[Bluedemon322]

Granted, but you can only do it on at 12pm on the 12th of December

The power to regenerate instantaneously every time you are hurt