Corrupt a Wish game

[Disaster Button]

Granted. Except you have to pay for that wish with your fingers and anytime you try to play it with any other body part, said body part will fall off.

I wish I could fill my school with water, turning it into an indoor swimming pool.

Granted. I don't even need to corrupt it, the water damage and contamination will do that for me.

I wish my internet didn't cap all the time. >_>

Of course it would be the school so the contaminaiton would hardly bother me, does that mean I broke the game?

Granted. You just deleted the internet.

I wish I had a toasted marshmallow.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but everytime you try to eat them, one appendage will fall off and the marshmellow will evade being eaten.

I wish for power over ice.

 

[Disaster Button]

Granted. Except you can only melt it so ice no longer exists and the melting of the ice caps has caued global flooding.

I wish I had a panda that could talk and make witty one liners.

 

[oppp7]

Yeah, but it gets killed in the first scene.
I wish for a new tooth.

 

[Disaster Button]

Granted. However its a bully tooth and will knock the rest of your teeth out so it can have your mouth all to itself.

I wish for fun.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I give you a two hundred page essay to write.

I wish you had pain.

 

[Disaster Button]

Granted. I am a masochist however.

I wish I had 2 ballons, one red and one green.

 

[oppp7]

Eat the red balloon and see how far the rabbit hole goes.

I wish for freedom from everything.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted. *Kills*

I wish I was immune to the Weegee virus.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but then you get infected by the flood.

I wish someone made a Halo movie (who isn't Uwe Boll) and that the movie is so great and awe inspiring and wonderous that its sheer mightiness causes all the naysayers in the world to shrivel away and forever hide in the shadow of its glory.

 

[veratixx]

granted: but your eyes would burn from the awesomness only

I wish the monkey in the zoo stops throwing mud at me

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, now you're very certain it's shit.

I wish the monkey would piss on him too.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but you get hit too.

I wish I had an awesome spaceship that dispenses ice cream.

 

[LeonLethality]

fine but it uses a fuel and ice cream flavour FAR too expensive for you to afford

I wish my cat would stop attacking my hands as I type.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, your cat leaves and is replaced by a vicious crocodile.

I wish I was back at the forefront of the human genociding league.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Now why would I grant that wish? Instead... *Blows up human genociding league.*

I wish for a Covenant Genociding League.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, however there was confusion and so you were sent the Covenant, genociding league... meaning of course a Covenant league interested solely in genocide.
Human races chance of survival.... slim.

I wish I was the guy all women wanted.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'll make you the guy all gay men want.

I wish I had a body made out of rubber strong enough to support itself but elastic enough to stretch easily and to amazing lengths

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but now you being hunted by HB pencils.

I wish for better westerns.

 

[Scde2]

You get better easterns instead

I wish I knew how gravity works