Corrupt a Wish game

[brtshstel]

It is granted. The plant eats you this time. It chews you, crushing your bones, turning you into a bloody pile if mush, it digests you, and you are now a pile of plant poop.

I wish for a crispy chocolate Easter rabbit.

 

[Broken Orange]

Why the hell not? Oh, by the way, the chocolate was left open and is stale.

HEY! I wish for the ability to read peoples mind.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, now you hear everything

I wish my computer worked better.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Granted, but there was an error in the process and now you can only go on 4chan. It's super super fast though!

I wish I had another head on my body.

 

[MeltedGeneral]

Granted, but I hope your date is into necrophilia.

I wish I was god.

 

[Broken Orange]

Sure, but you will be the god of explosive Diarrhea (He is some ancient roman god or something)

I want to have the ability to see through clothing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but it's only dead peoples mamma casse's

I wish that image was out of my mind.

 

[Norik]

It's out of your mind, but someone printed it out and gave it to you.
I wish for a satisfying conclusion to Lost.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Not possible, that story is too twisted to eveer have one.

I wish I had wings.

 

[Hollock]

Not possible, that story is too twisted to eveer have one.

I wish I had wings.

okay let me introduce you to my friend

Spoiler

I wish I could turn coal into diamonds by sqweezing them in my buttcheeks

 

[Broken Orange]

Sure, but the Diamonds are of crappy quality (ha, puns)

Dude! I, like totally, wish for the ability to breath underwater!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but you lose the ability to breathe on land, enjoy life in your swimming pool.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Broken Orange]

Here you go, but you can only fly for a few centimeters before falling

I want to be the smartest man on earth!

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Ok, but all the other men die.

I want you to not grant my wish.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted

I wish for a time machine.

 

[Oneirius]

Your wish is granted, but paradox destroys all of reality.
I wish for eternal glory.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you now own The Australian soccer team Perth Glory for eternity.

I wish for fish.

 

[brtshstel]

Granted, here is a poisonous puffer fish.

I wish for the ability to pick up women.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted strength attribute increased by 10

I wish common knowledge

 

[Ultra Man30]

Granted. You know how to tie a knot.

I wish I could enter any game universe of my choosing.